YAJT: The Airline Disaster

[GasX]

Ireland's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon outside Limerick. Local search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.



Disclaimer: Ireland was chosen as the brunt of this joke by whoever posted it elsewhere on the internet. If you are Irish and are offended by this joke then get over yourself. No Irishman I ever knew would get offended by such a joke. Furthermore, if you want to protect the Irish from such horrible insults that they themselves find humurous, then you have serious issues and should move to a country where an enlightened few protect the masses from themselves.

 

[iamwiz82]

All your jokes are funny, except the POlish ones. I am terribly offended by Polish ones.

But, please do continue with jokes about other nationalities :thumbsup:

 

[CVSiN]

bwhahaha nice

 

[broon]

I'm not offended. Only because there was no beer harmed in the making of this joke.

 

[Unheard]

OMG Mwilding you have no taste and are insensitive!

















Keep it up! :thumbsup:

 

[rudder]

That is a cruel and insensitive joke. There are some Irish people on this board and making up false news is terrible.

 

[RichardE]

Im Irish and I was worried about my relavtives...I hate you

 

[GasX]

If I removed the "YAJT" part of the thread title, this thread could have 140 posts in an hour and a half and have half of ATOT offended... :laugh:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
If I removed the "YAJT" part of the thread title, this thread could have 140 posts in an hour and a half and have half of ATOT offended... :laugh:

I find your insinuation that OT is easily offended HIGHLY offensive. I call for a tar and feathering. And then you have to wash the sand out of my crack.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
And then you have to wash the sand out of my crack.

My imagination is offended by the image I now have in my head... :Q

 

[spherrod]

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
And then you have to wash the sand out of my crack.

My imagination is offended by the image I now have in my head... :Q

I take umbrage at your offense, sir; I happen to be a work of art...

It's just too bad I'm a Picasso

 

[waggy]

I'm offended that you used a old and often repeated joke!

 

[SaltBoy]

I'm not offended; I just don't get the joke.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I'm more offended by your incomprehensible sub-title.

Don't Click Here If You This Disaster Jokes Are Bad, mmmkay?

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
I'm more offended by your incomprehensible sub-title.

Don't Click Here If You This Disaster Jokes Are Bad, mmmkay?

fixed - not enough coffee this morning...

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
I'm more offended by your incomprehensible sub-title.

Don't Click Here If You This Disaster Jokes Are Bad, mmmkay?

fixed - not enough coffee this morning...

Don't Click Here If You That Disaster Jokes Are Bad, mmmkay?

More coffee!

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
I'm not offended; I just don't get the joke.

Uh oh, someone draw this man a picture!

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
I'm more offended by your incomprehensible sub-title.

Don't Click Here If You This Disaster Jokes Are Bad, mmmkay?

fixed - not enough coffee this morning...

I'm offended that you didn't drink enough coffee this morning. BAN HIM.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
I'm not offended; I just don't get the joke.

How big is a 2 seat cessna? What's usually buried in cemeteries? 2+2 = ?

 

[Unheard]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: SaltBoy
I'm not offended; I just don't get the joke.

2+2 = ?

5, for excessively large values of 2.

 

[AdamSnow]

I heard this joke in like '88, but it was about Newfies...