YAJT: Secret to Life

[DaShen]

A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise," he replied. "Wow, that's amazing," she said, "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."

 

[DaShen]

God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

 

[BlancoNino]

What is Brock's favorite food?


































Brockoli

 

[Demon-Xanth]

"My doctor told me that if I keep smoking these cigars I'm going to die. My doctor's dead now." --George Burns

 

[fitzov]

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!