YAJT: Quick, Punchline-Type Jokes

[spidey07]

for all you college guys out there.....

What's the difference between a sorority chic and garbage?
-at least someone will take out the garbage.

What do you get when you cross a sorority chic and a monkey?
-Nobody really knows. There's only so much you can make a monkey do.

What do blondes and the bermuda triangle have in common?
-they both swallowed a lot of seamen.

bwahahahahha

 

[kru]

what's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?


...you can unscrew a lightbulb.

 

[lawaris]

Losing my virginity was a career move

 

[Spooner]

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: kru
what's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?


...you can unscrew a lightbulb.

Ah, the good ol' My Blue Heaven joke