YAJT: Quick, Punchline-Type Jokes

[Spooner]

got some good ones?

i'm in the mood for a laugh.

 

[Cyberian]

My uncle is a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic.
He lies awake all night wondering if there's a dog.

 

[Fausto]

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his trousers.

Bartender says: "Hey buddy, you got a steering wheel in your shorts."

Pirate says: "Yaaarrrrr....I know. It's drivin' me nuts."

 

[BigJohnKC]

Three strings walked into a bar and ordered beers. "We don't serve strings in here, go away," said the bartender. When outside, one string said to the others, "Beat me up and tie me, will you, fellas?" They beat him up and tied him, and the string went back into the bar. "I told you before, we don't serve strings in here." "I'm not a string." "You're not a string?" "Nope, I'm a frayed knot..."

 

[Spooner]

I said "good" ones

HEhehe

 

[Instagib]

I got one how about: Go outside and do something.

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: Instagib
I got one how about: Go outside and do something.

I'd love to...... will you do my work while I'm gone?

 

[Instagib]

I got another one: Get to Work!

 

[Spooner]

damn wiseass

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would have ducked.

nik

 

[Evadman]

What is the difference between being kinky and being perverted?
When you are kinky, you use a feather.
When you are perverted, you use the whole damn chicken.

 

[Spooner]

HAHAHA

 

[Kev]

what's the difference between babies and dart boards?

dart boards don't bleed.

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: maladroit
what's the difference between babies and dart boards?

babies don't bleed.

Um, what?

 

[amnesiac]

What's green, has four legs, sits in a tree, and will kill you if it falls on you?
A pool table.

How do you put a six pack in a refrigerator?
Open the door, put the six-pack in, close the door, duh.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, TAKE THE SIX PACK OUT, put the elephant in, close the door.

You hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated "Arrrrr"

 

[Evadman]

You hear about the new pirate movie?
It's rated "Arrrrr"

Ow *twitch* Ow that hurt my head.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in another box

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: maladroit
what's the difference between babies and dart boards?
babies don't bleed.

Wait...yeah they do

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in another box

Hahahahheeeeeeeeehhehehe...........

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

What's black and white and can't get through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head.

What's tanned, white, bubbly, and taps on the glass? Osama in the microwave.

nik

 

[SpecialEd]

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Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in another box
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Hahahahheeeeeeeeehhehehe...........

bwahh ha... thats great... soo bad

 

[tikwanleap]

Originally posted by: maladroit
what's the difference between babies and dart boards?

babies don't bleed.

i'm confused....

 

[Kev]

dammit, too much work, my brain is mush.

i fixed the punchline, its no longer dyslexic

 

[Kev]

Here's another tasteless baby joke to make up for my previous error:


What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

 

[tigerbait]

see the last line of my sig.

best punchline ever