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YAJT: Mom's have Mother's day, Dad's have Fathers day

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What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?



Her navel...


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Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?




Ask your mom.
 
Originally posted by: hotchilisauce
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: GoodDad
I demand a refund

Ask your mom

Why would I do that? All I need to do is wait for your's to give me my change 😛

Oh yeah? well the jerk store called, and they are all out of YOU!

pwn3d

That was funnier than the OP.
 
Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: GoodDad
I demand a refund

Ask your mom

Why would I do that? All I need to do is wait for your's to give me my change 😛

Oh yeah? well the jerk store called, and they are all out of YOU!

Well the store isn't too worried b/c you're their all time best seller!!
That's only because there was a problem at the factory and they couldn't keep you in stock. It seems your mom was using the wrong hole and it was affecting her output...
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
That's only because there was a problem at the factory and they couldn't keep you in stock. It seems your mom was using the wrong hole and it was affecting her output...

I actually choked on my cup o noodle on that one.
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: GoodDad
I demand a refund

Ask your mom

Why would I do that? All I need to do is wait for your's to give me my change 😛

Oh yeah? well the jerk store called, and they are all out of YOU!

Well the store isn't too worried b/c you're their all time best seller!!
That's only because there was a problem at the factory and they couldn't keep you in stock. It seems your mom was using the wrong hole and it was affecting her output...

Well I slept with your wife!!!
 
Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: GoodDad
I demand a refund

Ask your mom

Why would I do that? All I need to do is wait for your's to give me my change 😛

Oh yeah? well the jerk store called, and they are all out of YOU!

Well the store isn't too worried b/c you're their all time best seller!!
That's only because there was a problem at the factory and they couldn't keep you in stock. It seems your mom was using the wrong hole and it was affecting her output...

Well I slept with your wife!!!
Oh, yeah, see right there you crossed the line. Plus, you ended the chain.

That being said, it's patheti-sad that I'm finding this conversation funny. I believe ATOT has tained my brain for good.
 
Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Staley8
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: GoodDad
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: GoodDad
I demand a refund

Ask your mom

Why would I do that? All I need to do is wait for your's to give me my change 😛

Oh yeah? well the jerk store called, and they are all out of YOU!

Well the store isn't too worried b/c you're their all time best seller!!
That's only because there was a problem at the factory and they couldn't keep you in stock. It seems your mom was using the wrong hole and it was affecting her output...

Well I slept with your wife!!!
Did you meet her when she was volunteering at the Erectile Dysfunction clinic?

 
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