YAJT (joke): Got this one in an email, it's not bad

[imported_Kensai]

:laugh: 10/10

 

[hevnsnt]

😀

 

[iamme]

:laugh:

 

[Rastus]

Sucked, made engineers look too good.

 

[sunzt]

😀 :thumbsup: :beer:

 

[HonkeyDonk]

not too shabby!

 

[andy9o]

10/10 from an engineering student

 

[dug777]

good sh1t 🙂

 

[Wahsapa]

i hope god would be able to represent himself... you know, being omnipotent and all

 

[HaxorNubcake]

not bad

 

[paulney]

I saw this at least twice on ATOT

 

[Mik3y]

me likes it

 

[Goosemaster]

decent

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Pastore
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

🙂

 

[Whitecloak]

meh

 

[hypn0tik]

Whoa, talk about an old joke.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Omg that was great! Great!

 

[BrianH1]

Originally posted by: ssvegeta1010
8/10

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Pastore
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

LOL!
😀

 

[Fenixgoon]

repost! that's in one of the huge joke threads, i've had that joke since the summer😛

 

[igowerf]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
repost! that's in one of the huge joke threads, i've had that joke since the summer😛

Look at the date for the original post.

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: andy9o
10/10 from an engineering student

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: igowerf

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
repost! that's in one of the huge joke threads, i've had that joke since the summer😛

Look at the date for the original post.

Pwnage.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Anubis
haha

sent to my sister
shes a lawyer

Poor guy. 🙁

 

[CKent]

I've heard a variation of it, but it's a good one so 8/10 🙂