meltdown75
Lifer
Please excuse if this is a repost.
Out of respect for his wife, a man sent the following fax.
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54
years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a
good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18
year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I
shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table.
My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take
this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the
same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary
is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference: 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
Out of respect for his wife, a man sent the following fax.
To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54
years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a
good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18
year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed, I
shall be back home before midnight."
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table.
My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take
this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the
same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be
at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary
is also 18 years old.
As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference: 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
