YAJT: How business is done

[Goth]

How business is done

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son : "I will choose my own bride."
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."


Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."


Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case....."


That's how business is done!

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Goth
How business is done

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son : "I will choose my own bride."
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."


Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."


Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case....."


That's how business is done!

The scary thing is that this is not really a joke.

 

[Mnementh]

that actually didn't even make me crack a smile sorry, it just wasn't funny. 1/10 for effort though

 

[maziwanka]

hahahaha. awesome

 

[Goth]

Originally posted by: Mnementh
that actually didn't even make me crack a smile sorry, it just wasn't funny. 1/10 for effort though

Yeah, after posting, I realized it wasn't that funny. It's actually closer to the truth than it is to being a joke...

 

[Mnementh]

Originally posted by: Goth

Originally posted by: Mnementh
that actually didn't even make me crack a smile sorry, it just wasn't funny. 1/10 for effort though

Yeah, after posting, I realized it wasn't that funny. It's actually closer to the truth than it is to being a joke...

Agrred there, it's scary cause it probably could happen but it wasn't joke material

 

[Slacker]

Its funny BECAUSE its true.

 

[booger711]

Originally posted by: Slacker
Its funny BECAUSE its true.

whos the son, father?

 

[neutralizer]

made me smile 7/10