A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license
to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his
wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to
have left his wallet at home. He then said "I will have to go home and
come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
He complies, and opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair on your chest; is proof enough for me." And
she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at
the social security office.
The wife says, "You should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten disability too."
Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license
to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his
wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to
have left his wallet at home. He then said "I will have to go home and
come back later."
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
He complies, and opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair on your chest; is proof enough for me." And
she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at
the social security office.
The wife says, "You should have dropped your pants.
You might have gotten disability too."
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