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YAHT: What would your EVIL TWIN's Occupation be?

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Isla
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: Isla
Sex surrogate.

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Again...I don't see what's so evil about that. 😀
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Hmmm. You mean I've been the wrong twin all these years? Arrrrghhhhh! 😀
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Apparently. Looks like your evil twin is actually a cranky, chaste nun of some sort. 😛
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LOL! By gum, I think you nailed it! 😀

 
I would definitely be the charasmatic leader of a cult/organized crime group. Sooooo tempting... 😎 Probably keep my goatee.
 
My good twin would be working in fast food or something.

"Evil will always triumph. Because good, is dumb." -- Lord Helmet

"BAD IS GOOD BABY! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!" --The Evil Midnight Bomber Who Bombs At Midnight.
 
Originally posted by: dman
Yet another hypothetical thread... for those of you who want to ask what YAHT is.

OK, so the idea is, You have an alter ego (same sex evil twin). You were raised the same, same education options, same financial status as a kid, etc.. One of you chose the dark side? What would your alter ego be.

Some of you may already be evil, if so, you may choose what your good twin might be. 😀

Some of you may already have twins. If so, this does not mean one of you is evil and the other is good. You can still play, just pretend you are your evil twin.

Lastly, would your evil self have a goatee?
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I think my bad-guy self would be at some point a professional burglar or professional car thief. If he didn't get caught, He might have gotten into white collar crimes, maybe even aspired to be CEO of Enron or something. I don't think my evil self would be a murderer, and doubtful the drug trade. If the burglary thing didn't work out, possibly the semi-legal porn business (producer or strip club owner) with the usual ties to illegal business.

Probably WOULD have a goatee.

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<- In real life I'm a good guy.
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My evil twin would be in the mafia. My good twin would be a hitman based out of NY. Or rather a hitWOMAN or whatever you call them. No, I would not have a goatee, since women look better without them.
 
Originally posted by: Jehovah
hmm, I teach martial arts, so my evil twin would teach evil martial arts! The horror!
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Heh. Some of these are very funny. Bump for the evening crowd...
 
Con artist, no question. Going all the way back to high school I've had thousands of ideas on how to scam and cheat people successfully, but never did so. My evil twin wouldn't have a conscience about it.
 
Originally posted by: Konigin
Originally posted by: dman
Yet another hypothetical thread... for those of you who want to ask what YAHT is.

OK, so the idea is, You have an alter ego (same sex evil twin). You were raised the same, same education options, same financial status as a kid, etc.. One of you chose the dark side? What would your alter ego be.

Some of you may already be evil, if so, you may choose what your good twin might be. 😀

Some of you may already have twins. If so, this does not mean one of you is evil and the other is good. You can still play, just pretend you are your evil twin.

Lastly, would your evil self have a goatee?
----

I think my bad-guy self would be at some point a professional burglar or professional car thief. If he didn't get caught, He might have gotten into white collar crimes, maybe even aspired to be CEO of Enron or something. I don't think my evil self would be a murderer, and doubtful the drug trade. If the burglary thing didn't work out, possibly the semi-legal porn business (producer or strip club owner) with the usual ties to illegal business.

Probably WOULD have a goatee.

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<- In real life I'm a good guy.
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My evil twin would be in the mafia. My good twin would be a hitman based out of NY. Or rather a hitWOMAN or whatever you call them. No, I would not have a goatee, since women look better without them.
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Excuse me while I go end myself...
 
Originally posted by: Konigin
Originally posted by: dman
Yet another hypothetical thread... for those of you who want to ask what YAHT is.

OK, so the idea is, You have an alter ego (same sex evil twin). You were raised the same, same education options, same financial status as a kid, etc.. One of you chose the dark side? What would your alter ego be.

Some of you may already be evil, if so, you may choose what your good twin might be. 😀

Some of you may already have twins. If so, this does not mean one of you is evil and the other is good. You can still play, just pretend you are your evil twin.

Lastly, would your evil self have a goatee?
----

I think my bad-guy self would be at some point a professional burglar or professional car thief. If he didn't get caught, He might have gotten into white collar crimes, maybe even aspired to be CEO of Enron or something. I don't think my evil self would be a murderer, and doubtful the drug trade. If the burglary thing didn't work out, possibly the semi-legal porn business (producer or strip club owner) with the usual ties to illegal business.

Probably WOULD have a goatee.

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<- In real life I'm a good guy.
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My evil twin would be in the mafia. My good twin would be a hitman based out of NY. Or rather a hitWOMAN or whatever you call them. No, I would not have a goatee, since women look better without them.
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Excuse me while I go end myself...
 
my evil twin would be rich by now, would have had thousands of woman, some deseases and about 45 kids... his occupation would be to rip people of, all the time...

btw: anti-christ

 
hmm. I'm a mother by profession.. and though there was a time when I doubted it could be, by nature too, I think. so.. I guess my evil twin would be a back alley abortionist?

oh.. heh. edit... I missed the goatee thing. if it means I don't have to have one, then yes, definitely.. she would have a goatee.

 
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