Yahoo personals is like your own personal dating zoo.

[iwearnosox]

Promising. Her first photo.

Same girl.

I will die alone.

 

[sisq0kidd]

OMGWTFUGLY

 

[bubbadu]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Promising. Her first photo.

Same girl.

I will die alone.

YIKES. That is all.

 

[spanky]

hit it from the back, and don't stare straight at it.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: spanky
hit it from the back, and don't stare straight at it.

Hahaha you made me spit my coffee out.

 

[elektrolokomotive]

Use a polished shield and lop her head off.

 

[neovan]

that's a d00d!!!

 

[DeadByDawn]

Heyyyyy Wilbur!

 

[Pepsei]

my god, gonna go claw my eyes out.

 

[iwearnosox]

I did meet and shag this one on yahoo.

She's cute but crazy.

One more.

 

[iwearnosox]

Oh no.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Same girl.

zee goggles zey do noting!

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Promising. Her first photo.

Same girl.

I will die alone.

Decent body, though.

Definitely, a 3- or 4- bagger, though. Got to be covered in case one accidentally falls off...

 

[BriGy86]

i tried yahoo personals once, no replies, i was on for about 3 months

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Same girl.

zee goggles zey do noting!

No, they help. They let you live long enough to run away.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
Use a polished shield and lop her head off.

hahahahaah

 

[hevnsnt]

yikes.. I just looked at the people around my area.. Glad I am already married.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Promising. Her first photo.

You have to wonder about any girl that looks like she's wearing an athletic cup all the time.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Promising. Her first photo.

Same girl.

I will die alone.

Reminds me of that Seinfeld girl... Two-face.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i tried yahoo personals once, no replies, i was on for about 3 months

Yeah it's alot of work for sure. I chat with tons of women on there but there's few I want to go through the trouble of meeting. I met one off craigslist that is cute, successful and well educated. We've been dating a month, she says she has feelings for me, which would be great except she's going to colorado this weekend to see her boyfriend of 4 years.

 

[BriGy86]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i tried yahoo personals once, no replies, i was on for about 3 months

Yeah it's alot of work for sure. I chat with tons of women on there but there's few I want to go through the trouble of meeting. I met one off craigslist that is cute, successful and well educated. We've been dating a month, she says she has feelings for me, which would be great except she's going to colorado this weekend to see her boyfriend of 4 years.

at least you talked to some one, all i got was a message from a friend asking when i would take him to a movie, haha

 

[halik]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i tried yahoo personals once, no replies, i was on for about 3 months

Yeah it's alot of work for sure. I chat with tons of women on there but there's few I want to go through the trouble of meeting. I met one off craigslist that is cute, successful and well educated. We've been dating a month, she says she has feelings for me, which would be great except she's going to colorado this weekend to see her boyfriend of 4 years.

!!!! DID I READ THIS RIGHT?

 

[Ramma2]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i tried yahoo personals once, no replies, i was on for about 3 months

Yeah it's alot of work for sure. I chat with tons of women on there but there's few I want to go through the trouble of meeting. I met one off craigslist that is cute, successful and well educated. We've been dating a month, she says she has feelings for me, which would be great except she's going to colorado this weekend to see her boyfriend of 4 years.

!!!! DID I READ THIS RIGHT?

You did. Women are evil.

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: halik

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: BriGy86
i tried yahoo personals once, no replies, i was on for about 3 months

Yeah it's alot of work for sure. I chat with tons of women on there but there's few I want to go through the trouble of meeting. I met one off craigslist that is cute, successful and well educated. We've been dating a month, she says she has feelings for me, which would be great except she's going to colorado this weekend to see her boyfriend of 4 years.

!!!! DID I READ THIS RIGHT?

Yep. She keeps saying she's going to leave him, but I'm out of patience. I also figure she'd turn around and do the same thing to me. Since she's in that relationship, however, it's permissible for me to date, although based on the examples above I'm not overly motivated.

I don't think "the one" is out there...

 

[mchammer187]

suglasses on at all times
maybe some tape over the mouth too :laugh:

it reminds me of that episode of arrested development with joel and the secretary in the prison