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[masterxfob]

Originally posted by: flyguy214

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Pics!

she is fat

:music: if i only had a brain :music:

but seriously, jump off a cliff onto a spiked fence and die a slow painful death

since you only date supermodels, please post a picture of yourself and your supermodel girlfriend. mmmkay? but we all know you're a pansy that's got a pepperoni face and imaginary girlfriends don't count

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Pics!

how dare you! this is the love of my life, and I'm willing to go to great lengths to put my penis in her.

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: flyguy214

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Pics!

she is fat

Says the guy who probably never gets any.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Ok, so I IMed her and she said she doesn't know what to do about our sexual relationship. I don't know what to do.

I suggest having sex. There are books and videos that show you what to do.

Are they avaliable on usenet. I haven't seen the sun in months and dont want getting sun burnt when I go to the store.

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Ok, so I IMed her and she said she doesn't know what to do about our sexual relationship. I don't know what to do.

I suggest having sex. There are books and videos that show you what to do.

Are they avaliable on usenet. I haven't seen the sun in months and dont want getting sun burnt when I go to the store.

Yeppers. Goto alt.binaries.quasmo.nosunwithouthSPF40
=)

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: flyguy214

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Pics!

she is fat

a n00b and already rude.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Are they avaliable on usenet. I haven't seen the sun in months and dont want getting sun burnt when I go to the store.

/me shakes fist at evil light bringer

Luckily for you, the intartubez are resplendent with teh instructional pictures (including moving ones) and detailed FAQ's.

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Ok, so I IMed her and she said she doesn't know what to do about our sexual relationship. I don't know what to do.

Meet her half way.
She has steamy veggie love with you if you promise to not eat anymore clubbed baby seal burgers.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
how dare you! this is the love of my life, and I'm willing to go to great lengths to put my penis in her.

The question is, do you have a great length to put into her?

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Quasmo
how dare you! this is the love of my life, and I'm willing to go to great lengths to put my penis in her.

The question is, do you have a great length to put into her?

touche

 

[Kirby]

Does she make it twitch?

 

[FreshCrabLegs]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Quasmo
how dare you! this is the love of my life, and I'm willing to go to great lengths to put my penis in her.

The question is, do you have a great length to put into her?

touche

How many inches of meat constitutes bulk beef?

 

[Quasmo]

OMG OMG OMG, now she is pregnant. Should I go out with her or should I dump the bitch faster than a drug dealer being followed by the cops?

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
OMG OMG OMG, now she is pregnant. Should I go out with her or should I dump the bitch faster than a drug dealer being followed by the cops?

Take responsibility for your seed damnit!

 

[SampSon]

Have the child and harvest its organs for sale on the black market.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
OMG OMG OMG, now she is pregnant. Should I go out with her or should I dump the bitch faster than a drug dealer being followed by the cops?

OH SNAP! :Q Don't tell me you kissed her?

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Quasmo
OMG OMG OMG, now she is pregnant. Should I go out with her or should I dump the bitch faster than a drug dealer being followed by the cops?

OH SNAP! :Q Don't tell me you kissed her?

I TOUCHED HER HAND, DID I GET HER PREGNANT? What do I do?!?!?

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I TOUCHED HER HAND, DID I GET HER PREGNANT? What do I do?!?!?

If you had your Halo 2 t-shirt on, then you were safe.

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I TOUCHED HER HAND, DID I GET HER PREGNANT? What do I do?!?!?

If you had your Halo 2 t-shirt on, then you were safe.

No he had a TMNT T-Shirt on.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper
If you had your Halo 2 t-shirt on, then you were safe.

No he had a TMNT T-Shirt on.

Well that's great, that's just fvckin' great man. Now what the fvck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty sh1t now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fvck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

 

[Shortcut]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Shortcut

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I'm in this professional relationship with this girl and I really like her. But she's a vegetarian, and I eat a crap load of meat. You think it will work?

10 pounds of been is not a crap load. it's not even bulk!

Just the other day some friendly chap emailed me and promised me pills that would give me an "alternator sized package"

That friendly chap would be me! I still have a few in the back of my truck. Do you like steaks, too?