YAGT:

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: dderidex
You know what'd be REALLY funny?

Close mall = no Victoria's Secret

Distant mall = Victoria's Secret

She went to buy some sexy lingerie to surprise you with over the weekend/Valentine's day, but lied about where she went because she didn't want you to guess what else she might have been doing.

You confront her about lying via the receipt, big situation explodes, "You don't trust me", blahblahblah, relationship ends and you never find out what she had planned!

this guy's onto something! maybe she went to get you a gift for Vday but wanted to surprise you on V-day - hence keeping you in the dark of her whereabouts. regardless...girls like to shop. its really not a big deal

 

[SP33Demon]

She was with me

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

It's a relief to know you won't be skinny dipping in the gene pool

Yes but I have the biggest advantage. No kids, no STDS.

and no fun, nobody to rub your cold feet up against at night, nobody to hug.

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

It's a relief to know you won't be skinny dipping in the gene pool

Yes but I have the biggest advantage. No kids, no STDS.

and no fun, nobody to rub your cold feet up against at night, nobody to hug.

Whats the point of that? Why can't people be independent? You have to be sooner or later. You can't always have someone else 24/7

 

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

It's a relief to know you won't be skinny dipping in the gene pool

Yes but I have the biggest advantage. No kids, no STDS.

And no social life! WEEEE!

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

It's a relief to know you won't be skinny dipping in the gene pool

Yes but I have the biggest advantage. No kids, no STDS.

And no social life! WEEEE!

That doesn't mean you can't have any social life. Sex is not the only thing in the world you know.

 

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

It's a relief to know you won't be skinny dipping in the gene pool

Yes but I have the biggest advantage. No kids, no STDS.

And no social life! WEEEE!

That doesn't mean you can't have any social life. Sex is not the only thing in the world you know.

Yes, but your constant put downs on relationships in general, and your negative attitude towards anyone who has any sort of companion really leads me to believe your social life is null and void.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

It's a relief to know you won't be skinny dipping in the gene pool

Yes but I have the biggest advantage. No kids, no STDS.

and no fun, nobody to rub your cold feet up against at night, nobody to hug.

Whats the point of that? Why can't people be independent? You have to be sooner or later. You can't always have someone else 24/7

I hope I never catch whatever it is that's wrong with you.

 

[Stumps]

but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

 

[CraigRT]

depends on where she was
likely would not care

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

It's a relief to know you won't be skinny dipping in the gene pool

Yes but I have the biggest advantage. No kids, no STDS.

Well you don't have to. Its just my opinion.


and no fun, nobody to rub your cold feet up against at night, nobody to hug.

Whats the point of that? Why can't people be independent? You have to be sooner or later. You can't always have someone else 24/7

I hope I never catch whatever it is that's wrong with you.

You can't. Its just my opinion.

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

 

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

Or someone that got turned down the first time he asked someone on a date, and now he believes that everything that has to deal with a woman is evil.

Listen up bud, every man on the planet that has tried to date has been turned down at one point or another. You are not special.

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

Or someone that got turned down the first time he asked someone on a date, and now he believes that everything that has to deal with a woman is evil.

Listen up bud, every man on the planet that has tried to date has been turned down at one point or another. You are not special.

The funny thing is I never even thought about asking a person before because I hate relationships and I hate sex ha. Its only been the other way around with females asking me which I say No everytime!

 

[Stumps]

I'm special...my mummy says so

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: Stumps
I'm special...my mummy says so

There is no such thing as normal. Everyone is not normal.

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

Or someone that got turned down the first time he asked someone on a date, and now he believes that everything that has to deal with a woman is evil.

Listen up bud, every man on the planet that has tried to date has been turned down at one point or another. You are not special.

The funny thing is I never even thought about asking a person before because I hate relationships and I hate sex ha. Its only been the other way around with females asking me which I say No everytime!

you sir are a FREAK...ever thought about joining the priesthood?

don't you get sexaul urges that even your hand cannot satisfy? I know every other human on the planet does.

or do you prefer animals?

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

Or someone that got turned down the first time he asked someone on a date, and now he believes that everything that has to deal with a woman is evil.

Listen up bud, every man on the planet that has tried to date has been turned down at one point or another. You are not special.

The funny thing is I never even thought about asking a person before because I hate relationships and I hate sex ha. Its only been the other way around with females asking me which I say No everytime!

you sir are a FREAK...ever thought about joining th priesthood?

Hello. Wake up. There is no normal. No one is normal.

No. Why ? I don't like churches.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

sounds like she is stepping out. just ask her what is going on. if she continues to lie, dump her.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

Or someone that got turned down the first time he asked someone on a date, and now he believes that everything that has to deal with a woman is evil.

Listen up bud, every man on the planet that has tried to date has been turned down at one point or another. You are not special.

The funny thing is I never even thought about asking a person before because I hate relationships and I hate sex ha. Its only been the other way around with females asking me which I say No everytime!

you sir are a FREAK...ever thought about joining th priesthood?

Hello. Wake up. There is no normal. No one is normal.

No. Why ? I don't like churches.

Wanna know the surest way to avoid having sex ?

get married

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

Or someone that got turned down the first time he asked someone on a date, and now he believes that everything that has to deal with a woman is evil.

Listen up bud, every man on the planet that has tried to date has been turned down at one point or another. You are not special.

The funny thing is I never even thought about asking a person before because I hate relationships and I hate sex ha. Its only been the other way around with females asking me which I say No everytime!

you sir are a FREAK...ever thought about joining th priesthood?

I know. The divorce rate is 50%

The whole country is falling apart.

Hello. Wake up. There is no normal. No one is normal.

No. Why ? I don't like churches.

Wanna know the surest way to avoid having sex ?

get married

I know. The divorce rate is 50%

The whole country is falling apart.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

You know what, I don't believe it's in societies best interest to try and convince you otherwise.

 

[WyteWatt]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Stumps
but it's so much fun...the "I HATE SEX" line is just the sign of a loser how can't score no matter how hard he tries....LOSER!

I hate sex and thats the truth. I already been asked before and said no everytime. No one can change me or convince me otherwise.

You know what, I don't believe it's in societies best interest to try and convince you otherwise.

Well good then because no one will.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

You sound like a crappy lay.

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: imtim83

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: imtim83
I hate sex.

How do you know if you've never tried it?

I don't have to try something to know I hate it. I hate sex and thats final.

You sound like a crappy lay.

or couldn't get himself off..which is more likely, i've had plenty of crappy lays but that never turned me into a sex hater, it's not everything but i would prefer to have more often than not!