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imported_FishTaco

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Hi ATOT,

I'm an Army Private guarding a super secret high level prisoner. I met this hot chick who bumped into me as I was coming out of the super secret prison. She was so smoking hot, so I started chatting her up and I ended up bragging about how I was guarding some super secret top level bigwig. Well she didn't believe me so I'm going to bring her proof.

Update:
I brought her an autograph of the prisoner to her and she was really impressed I may get some poon tonight.

Update:
I didn't get any poon that night but I'm hoping I'll get some tonight. Her friend, some ugly german dude, wanted me to bring the prisoner a pen. So I thought, WTF it's a pen, no one is going to care and if I do it, I'll probably get some poon.

Update:
I didn't get any poon, and now they're saying the prisoner committed suicide by swallowing a spider hidden in the pen. I can't find the chick or her friend, I think someone is coming to get me. ATOT help me out. What should I do? OMGWTFBBQNAZI 😕




*The above thread would have happen if this thread happened today.*

ps: The guy would have been banned for not posting pics.
 
here is what you do.

1) Take said pen from stupid-fucking-parody.
2) Hold pen up to your eye so you can see the ball in the point of the pen really well.
3) Hit end of pen with large rock driving it into your pea-sized brain, saving the world
from any more of your idiot ramblings
 
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