YAGT: ZOMG!!! A cute girl at work just talked to me!!!

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SunnyD

SunnyD

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Help me ATOT!!! What do I do now???

Edit: I was waiting to warm up my lunch, and she was waiting for hers. She turned to me and said, "It's supposed to be nice outside today," and we struck up a brief conversation about the weather. Her food finished warming up, I told her "Enjoy your lunch."

It was so sweet. I think we're in love.

Edit #2: HOLY SHIT!!! I just went to throw out the scraps from my lunch and get a refill on my soda (yeah, we have soda fountains at work!) and she was there making a cup of tea!!!

She said, "Hi." I reciprocated.

It's obviously meant to be!!!
 
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M3. Oh, and then brag about your open relationship with your wife while she stays home!
 
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highland145

highland145

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She knows you're safe to talk to, Mrs Sunny and the 5 kids.....Otherwise, you'd be SOL.:p
 
amish

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next step: facebook stalking. make sure you "like" all comments made by her.
 
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STEP 2: The next time you see her, 'trip' and let your flailing arms flop right into her fluffy pillows. If you're still alive after this, move on to the next step.






STEP 3: Bet her that she can't touch her belly button with her elbows.

Thank me later.
 
lxskllr

lxskllr

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She's gonna get you to get her some weed, and you're gonna get fired. Sorry :^(
 
SunnyD

SunnyD

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highland145 said:
She knows you're safe to talk to, Mrs Sunny and the 5 kids.....Otherwise, you'd be SOL.:p
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She doesn't know me, other than in passing every once in a while in the halls. Hence she doesn't know Mrs. SunnyD or 5 kids...

Neesnu said:
Cool story, Tell it again.
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Okay... but you asked for it:

Help me ATOT!!! What do I do now???

Edit: I was waiting to warm up my lunch, and she was waiting for hers. She turned to me and said, "It's supposed to be nice outside today," and we struck up a brief conversation about the weather. Her food finished warming up, I told her "Enjoy your lunch."

It was so sweet. I think we're in love.

Fritzo said:
Waste no time. Unzip your pants on first eye contact.
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To be honest, I facepalmed after I warmed up my food realizing that the potential for severe weather tonight (tornadoes) may mean either of us wouldn't be alive tomorrow, and I should have used that as a plausible excuse to go at it right there on the breakroom counter. :(
 
AFurryReptile

AFurryReptile

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Get a tattoo. That'll show her how much you care!

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Dr. Detroit

Dr. Detroit

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I thought for sure this was a Snorgle Snorgle Bun Bun - FuzzyBabyBunny thread - but nope you outdid your self on this parody.

8/10
 
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