Yes, I have simple mathematical proof that women are evil (and yes, this is a stolen joke). Here we shall examine the formula that proves this:
women = time * money (generally accepted to be true)
time = money (anyone in business knows this)
women = money * money
women = money^2
money = evil^0.5 (from the Bible)
women = (evil^0.5)^2
women = evil

women = time * money (generally accepted to be true)
time = money (anyone in business knows this)
women = money * money
women = money^2
money = evil^0.5 (from the Bible)
women = (evil^0.5)^2
women = evil
