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YAGT: WHY ARE GIRLS LIKE THIS?!

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Originally posted by: yayo
Originally posted by: TheShiz
arg, its A PARODY THREAD!! someone link to the good parody thread about the girl having a penis.
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that RAWKED!
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Thanks, thanks.

That was a classic, although this is starting to be one too, given the fact that people are still posting quite long responses to it.

That thread, I think, has passed away into the great nef thread in the sky, unless someone else can find it.
 
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Amorphus
and the polls are in. 95% of the people who have posted above me are stupid, thick, and need to get a clue.

as for the rest of you... you don't get anything. just because those fruits are stupid by comparison doesn't make you a quick devil, either.

*throws cookie at schizoid for teh funnay*
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DING DING DING!

Wow...I posted this at what, 3:30 or something? I've had an entire lecture about BGP convergence using route-refletors and you dweebs are STILL asking if this is a parody.

YES.

I get PLENTY of tang.

Anywho, have a nice weekend.
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Are you an astronaut? I heard they get all the tang that they want!
 
Originally posted by: schizoid
So, I have this girl that I like...but I don't think she likes me. See, I'm ugly, and sorta geeky and have no athelic ability, and pretty much sit at my computer all day. I'd like to think I'm going to make lots of money, but I'm not particularly smart, I just know a lot about installing and re-installing Windows. So, back to this girl...we like, talk, and stuff. And sometimes she invites me over to fix her computer, but I don't think she really likes me. I mean, she has this "boyfriend" or whatever, and he's tall, and I guess he's good looking (not that I'm gay or anything) and he plays sports and stuff, but he's stupid. I mean, he's not really stupid, I think he gets good grades, but he's just dumb. And it's like, why are girls so stupid, you know?

The other thing is, I haven't really told her how I feel, but it's like, she KNOWS that I like her and stuff because I mean she just knows. I mean, why doesn't she just say something, you know? Like, a couple of days ago, we went to taco bell, and it's like she could have just said something! I don't want to say anything because I don't want to be the one to say something, you know? She's just being so stupid. And sometimes, when I'm like, reinstalling her all this software that I "borrowed" (heh) she'll like, stand behind me while I'm in the chair and stuff, so it's not like she's not thinking about it, you know? I mean, I dunno...I don't wanna get flamed, but I don't have much experience with girls but I think she should just say something, or maybe do something.

And I think she's soooo hot. I would totally be the best boyfriend. I know how to treat girls and I'm really honest with them and I'm totally open. Her stupid boyfriend is just stupid.

WHY ARE GIRLS LIKE THIS!?
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Because you lack the courage to ask us out. Remember we are not mind readers so we have no idea what your thinking until you say something.
 
Oh.

Well, I asked this girl out and she said YES!

It's great. We see each other all the time!

She's hot, too! She's had a website and stuff dedicated to her and stuff! Sometimes it makes me a little uncomfortable, all those like, guys, looking at her naked and stuff (yes she was naked on her site lol) but I know she cares about me. You probably have seen the pics, so don't even ask for any. She's with me now!

PS: If you're REALLY interested in pics, I'll give you a hint: she was in a bathtub on her site.

 
Originally posted by: schizoid
Oh.

Well, I asked this girl out and she said YES!

It's great. We see each other all the time!

She's hot, too! She's had a website and stuff dedicated to her and stuff! Sometimes it makes me a little uncomfortable, all those like, guys, looking at her naked and stuff (yes she was naked on her site lol) but I know she cares about me. You probably have seen the pics, so don't even ask for any. She's with me now!

PS: If you're REALLY interested in pics, I'll give you a hint: she was in a bathtub on her site.
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mmm naked bathtub pics...
 
When I feel as if women are treating my wrong, like this girl obviously is treating you, I get out my can of ether, a rag, fire up my van with no windows, find her & teach her some respect for psycho killer geeks:evil:
 
Whats up with the rash of geeky guys with no balls lately? =(

Just ask her out.. if she rejects you. you are no longer her computer b!tch.
 
Originally posted by: psianime
Whats up with the rash of geeky guys with no balls lately? =(

Just ask her out.. if she rejects you. you are no longer her computer b!tch.
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This has got to be some sort of record.

 
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