Have you thought of getting together, the three of you, and then getting your girlfriend into a Wobbly-H? Nothing like Chinese fingercuffs to cure the dude. Make him be in front though. If you can, pull an access denied OR, if you have the set to do it, give him a Stinkhook or better yet, a Jelly Donut.
Don't forget :camera:
Don't forget :camera: