YAGT: What are those romantic couples whispering to each other?

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: Kyle

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: fyleow

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: amnesiac

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: eakers its very rare to meet someone as smart and beautiful as you

Someone will actually believe that? I mean that sounds so predictable and out of a novel.

THis is why you'll never have a girlfriend. When you meet someone who really steals your heart and shows you what it means to love someone, then saying these things will come out easily.

No friend, this is why YOU will never have a gf. As soon as you say that, picture her turn away, refraining her laugh and secretly pointing at you to her friends who's at the bar getting jock. hehe... like I said before, the only thing you should whisper is :"suck me... beautiful " . If it's done right, you might succeed.

He has a gf...

Yep, and so do I. And, I tell mine the same things. Not all the time, but when the moment is right And yes, when you have someone to love and call your own you will say these things without thinking at all. It feels so good to tell someone that when you truly mean it Man, can't wait to see my gf tomorrow

Exactly...if you really mean t it doesnt sound trite when u say stuff like that, and it always goes over very well when I say that kind of stuff...blushing, thank you, love you too, etc Now saying that to a girl u just met would be somthing for her to laugh at

well yah? So do i! except after whispering "i wove you" into her ears and kinda nibble it, i'll follow suit by "suck me, beautiful!", and it works all the damn time.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: amnesiac

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo

Originally posted by: amnesiac

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: eakers its very rare to meet someone as smart and beautiful as you

Someone will actually believe that? I mean that sounds so predictable and out of a novel.

THis is why you'll never have a girlfriend. When you meet someone who really steals your heart and shows you what it means to love someone, then saying these things will come out easily.

No friend, this is why YOU will never have a gf. As soon as you say that, picture her turn away, refraining her laugh and secretly pointing at you to her friends who's at the bar getting jock. hehe... like I said before, the only thing you should whisper is :"suck me... beautiful " . If it's done right, you might succeed.

Er.. I have a g/f of 1 year and have had 4 other long term relationships in addition to the few one night stands/booty calls. I know how to properly romance a woman, and I wrote a FAQ to prove it. I seriously doubt you've ever been laid, and if you ever managed to dupe some girl into getting drunk enough to go out with your sorry ass, I'm sure that she was no doubt surprised how tiny your d!ck is compared to the size of your ego.

hehehehehehe..... easy tiger.... i've probably been laid more times than your sister. I've had many, many, many, many short terms "relationships" before settling down with my current gf of going on 5 years. I'm 28, she's 21, you do the math stud. You wrote a freaking FAQ? hahahahahahaha...........

 

[Rainsford]

I didn't think it was possible, but I think we need some kind of Relationship FAQ which includes "when am I too old to be bragging about banging 16 year olds?" Apparently this is not as clear as I assumed it would be.

 

[Eli]

I'm trying to think of things we say to eachother during those moments, but nothing comes to mind. It's nothing specific, just personal stuff that you don't want other people hearing, obviously.

Originally posted by: Rainsford
I didn't think it was possible, but I think we need some kind of Relationship FAQ which includes "when am I too old to be bragging about banging 16 year olds?" Apparently this is not as clear as I assumed it would be.

pwn3d

 

[DuallyX]

Originally posted by: Zeero
"Is that guy looking at us?"

"yes he is"

"..."

"..."

"is he still staring at us?"

"yeah"

"he's freaking me out"

"me too"

"lets keep dancing until he goes away/lets keep sitting here until he leaves"

"good idea"

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Ernieb]

something like.."are you having a good time?"

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
When I do it I'm usually just making fun of some hapless onlooker.

hehehehe :evil:

 

[Red Dawn]

What are those romantic couples whispering to each other?

You have wax in your ear!

 

[Jzero]

"Who is that freak staring at us?"

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo
hehehehehehe..... easy tiger.... i've probably been laid more times than your sister. I've had many, many, many, many short terms "relationships" before settling down with my current gf of going on 5 years. I'm 28, she's 21, you do the math stud. You wrote a freaking FAQ? hahahahahahaha...........

So you were dating a 16yo when you were 23? Yeah, I can see you're a real catch

 

[blackdogdeek]

sometimes i'll tell my wife she's the most beautiful woman i've ever seen.
sometimes i'll tell her she's my best friend in the whole world.
sometimes i'll tell her i want to be with her.
sometimes i'll tell her i'm happy.

 

[Geekbabe]

"ok,which ATOT dweeb do you think that is over in the corner staring at us?"

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

they are saying "pssstsss, swwweeet nothing, psstsss sppttsss" over and over and over.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: Rainsford
I didn't think it was possible, but I think we need some kind of Relationship FAQ which includes "when am I too old to be bragging about banging 16 year olds?" Apparently this is not as clear as I assumed it would be.

it takes skillz

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: cr4zymofo hehehehehehe..... easy tiger.... i've probably been laid more times than your sister. I've had many, many, many, many short terms "relationships" before settling down with my current gf of going on 5 years. I'm 28, she's 21, you do the math stud. You wrote a freaking FAQ? hahahahahahaha...........

So you were dating a 16yo when you were 23? Yeah, I can see you're a real catch

Originally posted by: <B>amnesiac</B>
Er.. I have a g/f of 1 year and have had 4 other long term relationships in addition to the few one night stands/booty calls. I know how to properly romance a woman, and I wrote a FAQ to prove it. I seriously doubt you've ever been laid, and if you ever managed to dupe some girl into getting drunk enough to go out with your sorry ass, I'm sure that she was no doubt surprised how tiny your d!ck is compared to the size of your ego.

hahaha "obfiously" not only you don't know how to read, but you can't calculate as well, let's see

Going on 5 years = means <5 , so a little over four, that would make me 23 (I just turned 28)

My GF is turning 22 in a month so she was about 18 when I got to know her (she's a keeper)

Regardless of when we started banging, the point is that you could whisper "suck me, beautiful" to a chick on X, and still wouldn't get shiet (truth hurts don't it, you brought this flame onto yourself). You know what people say, those who can, do, and those who can't, well, they talk/write/FAQ about it. So with in the one year relationship that you have with your gf, did she let you bang her yet? You know why you are nice and all "romantic" and shiet? It's becuz you HAVE TO BE (another truth). The craps that you wrote are usually self reflection, don't be a playa hater you freak... Just cuz I post in this forum doens't mean I have the same lifestyle that you do. Peace outz you no game having mofo...

 

[Jeff7]

"I really have to get to a bathroom."

"I just farted something that's going to kill us soon. Let's dance somewhere else."

"Your fly is open."

"Buuuurp."

"Damn that girl behind you is hot; I'm going to go sit with her instead."

"Did you see the latest Brutuskend joke in ATOT?"

"Wanna do it right here, now?"

That sort of thing maybe?


Or, guy and a girl at a club:
"Yo, see that guy over there?"

"Yeah."

"Is his hand down in his....oh my god. Is he doing what I think he is?"

"Geez, yeah. Can't believe he's doing that right here."

"I think you're turning him on or something, Jim."


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