this is way too retarded to be real, but anyway... say the big gift was that you bought her a fancy-ass ring but it got stolen yesterday or something. then say you are going to save up to buy her another one.
LordMaul
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
LMFAO!!It's not like I'm now taking ballet and painting classes with the girls. I found a good woman...and it's time. I'm not getting any younger or better looking...it's all downhill from here, so I better settle down before the rest of my good looks go to sh2t.
Well, as long as you promise to sit around with thick stubble whilst drinking beer and watching TV in a wife-beater, occasionally slapping the old lady around and kicking the dog, then I suppose the space-time continuum will remain intact for the time being.
From the heart would have been to save your money and get her a decent gift. This is not from the heart. This is from the "place where half-assed ideas are pulled together in hopes of hiding past selfishness"
Typical sitcom situation, but I've not seen the sitcom that would have used a MUD as the scheme...
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LordMaul
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Oh don't worry. I tell her "The beatings will continue until morale improves. Now go make me a sammich, wench!" and she likes it.
She does, does she?
(lucky bastard)
That is a really good idea! But I really wanted to prove my love to her by making this MUD game. I mean I know girls like stuff about love and stuff (like I have said many times)... I mean I think if a person is willing to make a MUD about another person that shows true devotion! Coding is hard work after all.
I think I am going to stick with the MUD idea but if it fails (i.e. I cant finish it by tomorrow evening) then I am going to tell her that the ring I ordered hasn't been shipped by Amazon yet.
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Originally posted by: Platypus
There's no way this can be real
yeah and come on spent yor money on pc, wow, BC xpac, 360, video games, and...... papa johns? what are you 15?
good luck with the game though =\
Defintely, also if the trip is in the summer, why not just tell her you already have it and you have till the summer to make the money, that's why it is boviously shens, that and the OP got bored in the middle of the night.
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Man up; don't try to pull a fast one over her with some game that she'll probably think is stupid. Take her to her favorite restaurant and get her something you know she'll like, or something that shows you pay attention to her (like something she hints at or talks about). It doesn't have to be expensive, as long as it shows you listen and care. If you really want you can like name a star after her or something if she's into that sorta thing, I think it's like $50 or something. Kinda lame, but if she'd be into that (it is romantic, I guess), it could work. But also get her something you know she likes (it'd be better if it was something that she didn't obviously like, like I said if it's more obscure it shows you listen to her). Anyway, if she still asks about that huge thing then admit you were a dumbass and wasted your $ over the months but that you still wanted to do something nice for her anyway, something that you know she wanted to do. I think that's your best shot. By the way, good luck getting into her favorite restaurant on Valentine's Day, unless you've made reservations or she likes crappy restaurants idk who you're gonna have to shack up with to do this. Actually, it might be good if you just cook her something, throw together a little dinner for the two of you. Good luck with all that.
EDIT: If there's one thing I should make clear it's that you shouldn't try to pass off some game as the "huge surprise", she'll know you're grasping at straws and probably be pissed at you. The most important thing to do is to know that you listen to, care about, and appreciate her. Unless she's a b1tch, the amount you spend on her shouldn't matter as much as that.
EDIT: If there's one thing I should make clear it's that you shouldn't try to pass off some game as the "huge surprise", she'll know you're grasping at straws and probably be pissed at you. The most important thing to do is to know that you listen to, care about, and appreciate her. Unless she's a b1tch, the amount you spend on her shouldn't matter as much as that.
hzl eyed grl
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If she likes that? I suppose that would work. I'd hate it. I'd rather stick with the pizza and cider, watch a movie and snuggle than that game. Not to burst your bubble or anything.
Not to burst your bubble or anything.
After your last shentastic YAGT thread, I thought you would learn not to use the word 'Halo' in a Preyhunter-fashioned YAGT-parody
Here's a clickable cookie for the effort though:
Here's a clickable cookie for the effort though:
Ask her to marry you. You don't even need a ring (but you should get one) and she'd be surprised.
(Just hope she says no)
(Just hope she says no)
it should be cheap anyway
him and his right hand count as 1 person so he need only buy one ticket
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