YAGT: valentines day adventure

[EMPshockwave82]

Originally posted by: Chryso

Originally posted by: EMPshockwave82

if it really happend give her your number... i wouldnt date her if she banged you on the first date

So should she be willing to date him after doing it on the first date or is this the old double standard?

no... no double standard.... just a personal principle of mine

if i end up going to bed with a girl the first night i meet her it's either a 1 night stand or fwb.... nothing LT will come of it...

just like someone said, not really LTR material

 

[hdeck]

i was bored. thank you for entertaining me with this thread.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: blacKb1rd

Originally posted by: kstu
how long did the sex last?

Maybe 15 minutes?

You wore her out only after 15 minutes? Now, I'm calling shens.

 

[blacKb1rd]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Two questions:

Was it the most kickass 45 seconds of your life, and did she come with a free iPod?

If you picked a random 45 second segment, yeah I would say so, and no to the Ipod.


To CPA: Not sure what you mean by "wore out". I'm guessing you mean tired? I don't think she was tired afterwards. Should one feel like they ran a 5 mile race afterwards?



Update: Stuck with my plan of attack. Offered her the food, and gave her my number, took hers, and told her to call me sometime. Then I hit the shower. She was gone by the time I finished.

I thought about walking with her out of the apartment building, but decided against it as I didn't see any topic of conversation, or any purpose to such conversation.

I also got a facebook picture, so I will post that when I get home.

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: EMPshockwave82
i wouldnt date her if she banged you on the first date

You forget that he also banged her on the first date. Does that mean he's not datable?

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: blacKb1rd
I also got a facebook picture, so I will post that when I get home.

Please don't post that picture. There's no good reason for a bunch of strangers to see it.

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: Tuktuk
A girl who fvcks for a chipotle burrito.. yea I don't think that is ltr material.

LOL

Tempting to change my sig quote now. :laugh:

I'm considering using that actually... though I love your current sig I was cracking up when I read that thread.

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: blacKb1rd
I also got a facebook picture, so I will post that when I get home.

Please don't post that picture. There's no good reason for a bunch of strangers to see it.

Sure there is.

EDIT: Wait, did you jump on FaceBook and add her immediately after the incident? Talk about not being clingy...

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: blacKb1rd
I also got a facebook picture, so I will post that when I get home.

Please don't post that picture. There's no good reason for a bunch of strangers to see it.

Shush. I want to see this.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: jman19

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: Tuktuk
A girl who fvcks for a chipotle burrito.. yea I don't think that is ltr material.

LOL

Tempting to change my sig quote now. :laugh:

I'm considering using that actually... though I love your current sig I was cracking up when I read that thread.

There were two or three things posted today that I found fvcking hilarious and contemplated changing my sig to. I don't know what's in the air but sh!t's funny today.

I still may change it to krunchykrome's "SPARTA" response in the crazy neighbor thread. :laugh:

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: blacKb1rd

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: blacKb1rd

Originally posted by: fallenangel99
Yeah, you kissed only once before and now you have sex in one day. Hmm

Well, good luck

That's precisely why I'm confused.

I don't blame people for not believing, had you asked me yesterday I would not have believed myself either.

Most girls I've slept with I've done nothing before that particular day with. A lot of girls are like that.

p.s. OP how is your avatar not the raven?

I didn't know there was one.

lol that's better. Congrats on your first time, hope you enjoyed it

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: minendo
Invite her over for a home-cooked meal. You can buy pizza from pizza hut and put it in your oven to make it look like you cooked it yourself. Just scatter flour and some ingredients around the kitchen to add to the effect. For desert, serve her crushed up apple pies from McDonalds over vanilla ice cream. Refer to this as your Famous Apple Crisp Version 2.0.

I've also heard that chicks dig salads which contain broken apart Doritos in them. Maybe you could try that as well.

:laugh:
Can we get some "Halo t-shirt" action in there too, for old time's sake?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Tuktuk
A girl who fvcks for a chipotle burrito.. yea I don't think that is ltr material.

I'd at least want a burger combo.

I think this is all shens but in case it isn't....

OP, she just wanted to get laid. She viewed you as an easy target. Her mission was accomplished. End of story.

Are we talking McDonald's or Hardee's here?

 

[Special K]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: minendo
Invite her over for a home-cooked meal. You can buy pizza from pizza hut and put it in your oven to make it look like you cooked it yourself. Just scatter flour and some ingredients around the kitchen to add to the effect. For desert, serve her crushed up apple pies from McDonalds over vanilla ice cream. Refer to this as your Famous Apple Crisp Version 2.0.

I've also heard that chicks dig salads which contain broken apart Doritos in them. Maybe you could try that as well.

:laugh:
Can we get some "Halo t-shirt" action in there too, for old time's sake?

Halo t-shirt thread linked for more laughs

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: blacKb1rd
I also got a facebook picture, so I will post that when I get home.

Please don't post that picture. There's no good reason for a bunch of strangers to see it.

Shush. I want to see this.

What, some random girl's pic from facebook?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: blacKb1rd
I also got a facebook picture, so I will post that when I get home.

Please don't post that picture. There's no good reason for a bunch of strangers to see it.

Shush. I want to see this.

What, some random girl's pic from facebook?

pic

 

[ElMonoDelMar]

Not hot.

 

[Alone]

Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
Not hot.

While she may not be the "God send" that some people claim, it's impossible to say that she's not hot.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Tuktuk
A girl who fvcks for a chipotle burrito.. yea I don't think that is ltr material.

I'd at least want a burger combo.

I think this is all shens but in case it isn't....

OP, she just wanted to get laid. She viewed you as an easy target. Her mission was accomplished. End of story.

Are we talking McDonald's or Hardee's here?

Well I prefer Sonic or Dairy Queen but McDonald's will do.

 

[ElMonoDelMar]

Originally posted by: Alone

Originally posted by: ElMonoDelMar
Not hot.

While she may not be the "God send" that some people claim, it's impossible to say that she's not hot.

Just not hot in that picture. I'd still hit it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Tuktuk
A girl who fvcks for a chipotle burrito.. yea I don't think that is ltr material.

I'd at least want a burger combo.

I think this is all shens but in case it isn't....

OP, she just wanted to get laid. She viewed you as an easy target. Her mission was accomplished. End of story.

Are we talking McDonald's or Hardee's here?

Well I prefer Sonic or Dairy Queen but McDonald's will do.

Sonic or DQ it is! Then the pillow fight :laugh:

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Tuktuk
A girl who fvcks for a chipotle burrito.. yea I don't think that is ltr material.

I'd at least want a burger combo.

I think this is all shens but in case it isn't....

OP, she just wanted to get laid. She viewed you as an easy target. Her mission was accomplished. End of story.

Are we talking McDonald's or Hardee's here?

Well I prefer Sonic or Dairy Queen but McDonald's will do.

Sonic or DQ it is! Then the pillow fight :laugh:

Can we have a tickle fight too?

 

[nakedfrog]

You almost HAVE to

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You almost HAVE to

Indeed.

 

[erub]

(SNEHS)^(-1)