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GasX

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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So i met this gurl from high school. She was a real biatch but hot so I like hey anyway. The chick ask me out and I said no and she is like totally jocking me now. I saw her prom and wuz like whoa shes hot but still biatchy. Then I turned 18 and shes jailbait and I want her pooty to tell her my friends about it. So, we like went out like 20 times as friends (never a date!) and I was thinking of asking her out so I can get some. Sadly, she is like now going out with this other guy who effed my sister in the A and I want to kill him. My freind Jo siad I should cut myself and then bleed on that guy and give him hepatitis that I am too afraid to get tested for. My plan now is to call her up and let her start dating me so I can get in her boyfriends pants.

I am so confused and filled with hormoans and angst. Wot should I do?

</end crappy, incoherent, pointless, annoying, juvenile, whining, cry for help>
 
halik

halik

Lifer
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"gurl" "highschool" "so I like" "she is like totally " "wuz"

... stopped reading
 
GasX

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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So I should have gay sex with Chiboy and then take 2 lead coated high velocity aspirin?

Thanks ATOT!
 
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Ikonomi

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Your next task is to make about seventy poorly quoted responses in this thread...

...and then wait a few hours and post a new thread about the same subject. Don't forget to practice first!
 
GasX

GasX

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Your next task is to make me your bitch
...and then wait a few hours and post a new thread about the same subject. Don't forget to practice first!
Click to expand...
ummm... ok - If you insist

 
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Ikonomi

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Dec 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Your next task is to make me your bitch
...and then wait a few hours and post a new thread about the same subject. Don't forget to practice first!
Click to expand...
ummm... ok - If you insist
Click to expand...

Hmm, maybe Mwilding is mad at me. :p Or maybe just sympathetic to skywalker?
 
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bandana163

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Jul 2, 2003
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"get into her boyfriends pants"?
"bleed on that guy and give him hepatitis"??
"My freind Jo siad"???
"I saw her prom and wuz like whoa"????

4/10, there is still room for improvement.
I hope this is not for real. If yes, then go to YAGT.ORG immediately.
 
GasX

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Your next task is to make me your bitch
...and then wait a few hours and post a new thread about the same subject. Don't forget to practice first!
Click to expand...
ummm... ok - If you insist
Click to expand...

Hmm, maybe Mwilding is my new hero? Yes, he is!
Click to expand...
Why thank you!
 
GasX

GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: FuZioN
parody not funny when you have no clue what the original was.
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it's a conglomerate of all of the annoying YAGTs in recent memory...
 
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