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YAGT: The Geek's Guide To Women, Part I: The Basics to Understanding "Them"

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amnesiac: if you are thinking about going for sex in part two, forget it... 99% of the AT population can't even get past the phase where they walk up to the girl and talk 😛... I think you need to spend 50 parts on approaching girls, 50 parts on talking to girls, and 1000 parts on how to get them to bed.

😀

--GiLtY
 
One more thing that "geeky" guys need to avoid:

Life is NOT a pr0n0. Really. Women do not show up at your door in a mini with a bottle of Jack and ask if your trouser snake is free for a little party. Truly. (well, for some of us maybe... heh)

Do NOT expect her to be a fully shaved, nymphotic, freakazoid with a fetish for items made of latex on your first date. Chances are that she's as nervous as you, probably has similar grooming habits (assuming YOURS are at least semi-civilized), and wants a relationship. Freaky pr0n0 sex on a first date does NOT equal lifelong relationship. That comes later on... 😀

*The reason I said geeks tend this way is because we geeks were checkin pr0n on the net before anyone else knew there WAS a net. heh
 
Originally posted by: GiLtY
amnesiac: if you are thinking about going for sex in part two, forget it... 99% of the AT population can't even get past the phase where they walk up to the girl and talk 😛... I think you need to spend 50 parts on approaching girls, 50 parts on talking to girls, and 1000 parts on how to get them to bed.

😀

--GiLtY
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Reminds me of this priceless comic.😀
 
*yawn*. geeks don't need endless amounts of self help. they just need time. the truth is that just because you're not getting freaky with girls in HS, doesn't mean you "need help". give me a break.
 
Originally posted by: GiLtY
amnesiac: if you are thinking about going for sex in part two, forget it... 99% of the AT population can't even get past the phase where they walk up to the girl and talk 😛... I think you need to spend 50 parts on approaching girls, 50 parts on talking to girls, and 1000 parts on how to get them to bed.

😀

--GiLtY
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Nope, not going to go remotely near that area. First, sex is different for everyone. Second, at least a billion books have been written on the subject, from the Kama Sutra to "Straight sex tips from a gay man" and for the most part, once you have a s/o, the difficult part of establishing a relationship is over with.

You know what the test is? You just say get on top honey! You do what you like. And then sometimes she'll be ****ing you really hard. It's like, "Well, wait...you like that? You like that? Slow down im going to spurt! AHH UHH Sorry. You shouldn't have ****ed me so hard!"


Anyway, at the very least this thread should help someone get a date (which apparently it has). Next I'll go over proper date conduct.
 
Confidence in Action (NogginBoink's modest practical implementation of amnesiac's advice)

Okay, so amnesiac has suggested confidence. Guys, you're not getting the girls until you get confidence. And the only way to get confidence is with practice. Approach lots and lots of women. Not with intent to date or marry, but to gain confidence approaching women.

At that point, when you wish to ask a girl out, there is a right way and a wrong way to do it.

Wrong Way: Hi, um, listen, <name>... um... I was thinking that, well, maybe, er, that is, if you weren't busy, that maybe we could, you know, if you're not busy, do something together sometime.

Okay, even if this girl were desperate to go out with you, marry you, and have your children, you still lose! "Something" and "sometime" are indefinite and lead to you alone in your bedroom Friday night with Rosie and her five friends.

Instead...

Right Way: Can I take you to a movie Friday night? (Bonus: replace "movie" with the actual title of the movie you wish to take her to.)

This leaves no ambiguity. If she were desperate to go out with you, marry you, and have your children, all she has to do is say "yes" and the two of you have a date.

Why then do so many guys use the wrong approach?

Because the second approach also has the potential for a flaming, public rejection if she says "no." The first option allows her to say, "yeah, sure, whatever" and not mean it.

Guys, you gotta risk the flaming rejection to get the gal.

Remember also that many girls are just as shy about being asked out as you are about asking them out. Any wish washyness on your part does not inspire confidence on her part. If you want the date, guys, ASK FOR IT!
 
I speak from experience. I used to be hopeless in talking to the opposite sex. I've been beat down, flat out rejected, and had more bad dates than I care to think about. I never let it get me down, though. After a while I just came to realize that I'm in control most of the time, in that if you have the mentality that a girl is doing you a "favor" by going out with you, you're screwed. Just remember that dating is "social dancing" and no girl wants to have to lead when they dance. 😉
 
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Nope, not going to go remotely near that area. First, sex is different for everyone. Second, at least a billion books have been written on the subject, from the Kama Sutra to "Straight sex tips from a gay man" and for the most part, once you have a s/o, the difficult part of establishing a relationship is over with.

You know what the test is? You just say get on top honey! You do what you like. And then sometimes she'll be ****ing you really hard. It's like, "Well, wait...you like that? You like that? Slow down im going to spurt! AHH UHH Sorry. You shouldn't have ****ed me so hard!"

Anyway, at the very least this thread should help someone get a date (which apparently it has). Next I'll go over proper date conduct.
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I hope you're not talking to Lucy H. or Rachael H? Haha that just struck me as funny.

I think amnesiac should finish this "guide" by himself since after-all its his thread 😉.

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to make sure you're qualified to give advice we need pics. of your girlfriend. recent ones. in a bikini. or a teddy. 😉
 
bump for this; I'll have part 2: the basics of dating up tomorrow. KOTOR is taking up all my time at the moment.

ElFenix: Pics have been posted a few times. You'll have to find them yourself. 😉
 
Originally posted by: dpopiz
please! anything! it's been 10 days! I need some help on the topic of dating.
also, I need some advice on how to tell her that I hate tongue. ugh, she uses tongue every time....it's disgusting! it makes me feel uncomfortable, if you know what I mean.
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Okay dude - first, i don't see how you can hate tongue. second, if you really hate it so much and she uses it every time, give her something else to use her tongue on.

her -> :Q 😛
you -> 😀

ebaycj
 
this shows you have lots of time at hand 😉

to be honest, I followed these advices back in the days of college and landed with a HOT babe!!!! now shes my fiancee 🙂


--Scsi
 
Topic:
There isn't much into this "understanding women"🙂
Either you're cool,and can catch up,nor you're not🙂
 
Originally posted by: Storm
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Nope, not going to go remotely near that area. First, sex is different for everyone. Second, at least a billion books have been written on the subject, from the Kama Sutra to "Straight sex tips from a gay man" and for the most part, once you have a s/o, the difficult part of establishing a relationship is over with.

You know what the test is? You just say get on top honey! You do what you like. And then sometimes she'll be ****ing you really hard. It's like, "Well, wait...you like that? You like that? Slow down im going to spurt! AHH UHH Sorry. You shouldn't have ****ed me so hard!"

Anyway, at the very least this thread should help someone get a date (which apparently it has). Next I'll go over proper date conduct.
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I hope you're not talking to Lucy H. or Rachael H? Haha that just struck me as funny.

I think amnesiac should finish this "guide" by himself since after-all its his thread 😉.

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fixed bold flag
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It's from a Tenacious D song.
 
I started reading thinking "ah god some know it all" but you actually make very good points, well done...I agree on the stickie option!
 
Originally posted by: TheCorm
I started reading thinking "ah god some know it all" but you actually make very good points, well done...I agree on the stickie option!
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This thread should really be labled "how to lose a girl in 10 days"
 
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