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YAGT: Stupid ex-gf + laptop on the floor *small UPDATE*

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Nah no shens. Just me being pissed and sick of her sh!t and actually having the balls to do something about it 😛
 
:thumbsup: for telling her how you really feel. It seems like 90% of the ex-gf threads on here end with the OP taking her back, no matter how badly they were treated.
 
I have to say, good job OP. Feels good to rip into your ex after they cheat on you doesn't it? Mine still talks to me every now and then for some reason, even tho I'm constantly an ass to her.
 
Originally posted by: DeathBUA
Originally posted by: Fmr12B
Originally posted by: DeathBUA
Originally posted by: pcnerd37
Pics?
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Pfffft I deleted all her pics.

Oh wait I found one.

Her 😉 😉
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SHENS - Men never delete all the pics of their ex-GF's!
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The ones I still have of her......well those cant really be posted here, if you catch my drift....
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Those are the kind we really want to see. just label them NSFW.
 
I never understand why guys make a point to point out that their ex's are fat/ugly. I mean, you dated her, meaning you dated a fat, ugly woman. What is there to brag about there? You look just as bad for dating the cow as she does for being a cow.
 
Originally posted by: Lucky
I never understand why guys make a point to point out that their ex's are fat/ugly. I mean, you dated her, meaning you dated a fat, ugly woman. What is there to brag about there? You look just as bad for dating the cow as she does for being a cow.
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She's actually not a cow by any more she was 5'7 and about 135lbs. But she was one of those girls who was never skinny enough and she'd do crazy things to lose just one more pound...
 
Originally posted by: DeathBUA
So my ex-gf from earlier in the summer decides she needs to call me. Silly girl got drunk and left her laptop on the floor and got drunk.....and yea she stepped on it. Nearly broke the screen in half. In her words it's oozing black goo.

So now she's literally crying to me to fix it. I say it's not that easy. I can't fix that problem despite being good with computer hardware. Then she says BB, and CC wont fix it either and Toshiba will look at it and if fixable they will fix it. Otherwise they'll send her a new one. Funny part is the laptop is only a few months old and she didnt bother to get a full warranty and Toshiba wont cover the cost of the screen.

Since I was feeling vindictive I just told her...well Karma's a b!tch you cheating slut and hung up.

/mini myspace rant.

😀

*UPDATE*

She called me back for whatever reason since apparently my hanging up on her didnt get the message across. This time she's crying cuz toshiba says they have to replace the whole thing and she gets to eat the cost cuz of not having a warranty that covers broken screens. She says "My fat drunk ass broke my stupid laptop, i'm so stupid."

Which at that point I briefly(about .0000000002 of a second) pondered if i should be mean, and then said yea you always were a bit of a cow if you lost 10 lbs maybe it wouldnt have squirted black goo out.

I heard the phone click.

Maybe she wont call back.

I'm a bastard 😱 😀 :laugh:

Oh and her 'pic' Her hehehe 😉
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You're making fun of her and referring to her as a cow, but you did in fact date her.

 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: DeathBUA
So my ex-gf from earlier in the summer decides she needs to call me. Silly girl got drunk and left her laptop on the floor and got drunk.....and yea she stepped on it. Nearly broke the screen in half. In her words it's oozing black goo.

So now she's literally crying to me to fix it. I say it's not that easy. I can't fix that problem despite being good with computer hardware. Then she says BB, and CC wont fix it either and Toshiba will look at it and if fixable they will fix it. Otherwise they'll send her a new one. Funny part is the laptop is only a few months old and she didnt bother to get a full warranty and Toshiba wont cover the cost of the screen.

Since I was feeling vindictive I just told her...well Karma's a b!tch you cheating slut and hung up.

/mini myspace rant.

😀

*UPDATE*

She called me back for whatever reason since apparently my hanging up on her didnt get the message across. This time she's crying cuz toshiba says they have to replace the whole thing and she gets to eat the cost cuz of not having a warranty that covers broken screens. She says "My fat drunk ass broke my stupid laptop, i'm so stupid."

Which at that point I briefly(about .0000000002 of a second) pondered if i should be mean, and then said yea you always were a bit of a cow if you lost 10 lbs maybe it wouldnt have squirted black goo out.

I heard the phone click.

Maybe she wont call back.

I'm a bastard 😱 😀 :laugh:

Oh and her 'pic' Her hehehe 😉
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You're making fun of her and referring to her as a cow, but you did in fact date her.
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Women in the 3 star range are decent enough to be seen in public with, but you still make fun of her in front of your friends and let everyone know that you're always looking for something better.
 
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Originally posted by: DeathBUA
So my ex-gf from earlier in the summer decides she needs to call me. Silly girl got drunk and left her laptop on the floor and got drunk.....and yea she stepped on it. Nearly broke the screen in half. In her words it's oozing black goo.

So now she's literally crying to me to fix it. I say it's not that easy. I can't fix that problem despite being good with computer hardware. Then she says BB, and CC wont fix it either and Toshiba will look at it and if fixable they will fix it. Otherwise they'll send her a new one. Funny part is the laptop is only a few months old and she didnt bother to get a full warranty and Toshiba wont cover the cost of the screen.

Since I was feeling vindictive I just told her...well Karma's a b!tch you cheating slut and hung up.

/mini myspace rant.

😀

*UPDATE*

She called me back for whatever reason since apparently my hanging up on her didnt get the message across. This time she's crying cuz toshiba says they have to replace the whole thing and she gets to eat the cost cuz of not having a warranty that covers broken screens. She says "My fat drunk ass broke my stupid laptop, i'm so stupid."

Which at that point I briefly(about .0000000002 of a second) pondered if i should be mean, and then said yea you always were a bit of a cow if you lost 10 lbs maybe it wouldnt have squirted black goo out.

I heard the phone click.

Maybe she wont call back.

I'm a bastard 😱 😀 :laugh:

Oh and her 'pic' Her hehehe 😉
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You're making fun of her and referring to her as a cow, but you did in fact date her.
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Women in the 3 star range are decent enough to be seen in public with, but you still make fun of her in front of your friends and let everyone know that you're always looking for something better.
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God bless Texas.
 
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