YAGT- Should I get with this girl?

[Tylanner]

walmart special

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Nebor
That girl is a hog. You can tell in the first picture. You can also tell because her pictures are designed to only show her face. She's a porker. A slutty porker.

Maybe she'll oink while you're tagging it.

Kinky.

He should wear a cowboy hat.

Or murder her, slice her body up into freezer bag sized portions, then fry bits of it, sit down at the table eating it and go "Mmmmm, bacon!"

Now THAT would be hot.

As long as you're not one of those freaks that eats her with a spork like drinkmorejava.

A bitch that size could feed you for a winter.

 

[Leeroy]

Eww, I'd go avoid.

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: Nebor
That girl is a hog. You can tell in the first picture. You can also tell because her pictures are designed to only show her face. She's a porker. A slutty porker.

Maybe she'll oink while you're tagging it.

omgwtfstayawayfromthat

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Hyperlite

Originally posted by: Nebor
That girl is a hog. You can tell in the first picture. You can also tell because her pictures are designed to only show her face. She's a porker. A slutty porker.

Maybe she'll oink while you're tagging it.

omgwtfstayawayfromthat

i got head from a fat chick once and she was pretty damn awesome at it.... you know why? because she HAD to be awesome at it. it's not like she'd get attention for her looks or personality...

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: icyroy05

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
if she came on to me i would start crying, then as she came closer to try and find out what was wrong, I would pull a spork out of my pocket and summarily proceed to bludgeon her to death.

what kind of girls do you get?

the kind that don't look like sluts...that was low, oh well

you're getting the wrong kind of girls then

Aren't you 30+ and never been on a date?

I was wondering about that too.

And now we know why, in the presence of a female, he starts to cry.

bennylong is you dip, not me

My bad, his reply made me think they were talking about you.

 

[randomlinh]

why are you asking ATOT.. just go do it.

 

[pontifex]

bang the emo out of her, maybe she'll look half decent then

 

[Eeezee]

That face just SCREAMS of sex

Bang the hell out of her dude

Get her tested first?

 

[Atomicus]

I can't stand looking at her... should've bagged it before you took the pic.

 

[2Dead]

Originally posted by: amdforever2
We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application at this time. We based our decision on a consumer report obtained from forums.anandtech.com. The reason for our decision is as follows:


- You take your pictures with a myspace originated photographic method. Due to this methods ability to conceal obesity, we are unable to proceed at this time.

We look forward to you servicing us in the future if your pics change.

fixed.

 

[Hyperblaze]

She looks completely jail bait.

Run for the hills.

 

[yosuke188]

Originally posted by: pontifex
bang the emo out of her, maybe she'll look half decent then

:laugh:

I would stay the fvck away if I were you. You can kinda tell from the pictures that she is unbelievably fat around the arse.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

dude get over yourself. just hit it. Not getting with a girl because she isnt hte virign mary is an insecurity issue on your part. wrap it and tap it as was stated.

 

[nakedfrog]

Weird. It looks like she's taking the pictures herself, but it also looks like she's completely shocked that someone is taking a picture of her.
But hit it.

 

[40Hands]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Mike
After seeing the pictures, I stand by my original statement.

As do I. She's a little bit huskier, but I'd still hit it.

:thumbsup:

You sound like you're interested so.... wrap it, slap it, ta ta tappity tap it....no more need to fap it.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Definitely not. Come on man, you just had a 2 year stint, you can do better than that.

:thumbsdown: all the more reason to be tapping all the tail in sight you suck.

 

[DougK62]

I would be afraid of catching her fatness.

 

[fbrdphreak]

Just make sure you she doesn't use her teeth.

I wouldn't touch that with Mr. Winky

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: amdforever2
We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application at this time. We based our decision on a consumer report obtained from forums.anandtech.com. The reason for our decision is as follows:


- You take your pictures with a myspace originated photographic method. Due to this methods ability to conceal obesity, we are unable to proceed at this time.

We look forward to servicing you in the future if your pics change.

lolzers...any girl that takes a ton of pictures only from that angle to show face/boobs is fat/emo/insecure.

also, any girl that tries to pick you up by telling you she gives good head is insecure/desparate/has been around the block

 

[J Heartless Slick]

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove
Okay, so I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 2 years a little over a week ago, and now I just met this girl a few days ago whom seems to take a strong interest in me. She always talks about how shes "pro" at giving oral sex and the like. The problem is, I know she has been with quite a few people, but condoms were worn. The question is, should I get with this girl as just like a hookup? Or should I be worried about diseases? She told me she was clean, but who the hell knows. Vote away

Pic1
Pic2

Should I get with this girl?
Yes!

Should you worry about dieases?
No, just take the regular precautions.

Should you take advice from virgins and guys who have unreasonable
expectations and standards about women?
NO!

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: BigJ

As long as you're not one of those freaks that eats her with a spork like drinkmorejava.

rofl, I never said I'd eat her, just bludgeon to death.

if being ugly was a capital crime this place would have almost no members.

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

lolzers...any girl that takes a ton of pictures only from that angle to show face/boobs is fat/emo/insecure.

also, any girl that tries to pick you up by telling you she gives good head is insecure/desparate/has been around the block

a little crude, but right on the money.


for those thinking that anyone tossing a negative word toward the girl in question is just an lonely, ugly sociopathic nerd confined to his mom's basement -- you're wrong. she's quite simply unattractive, and the 'easy' impression she seems eager to push doesn't earn her any points either.

Reeks of being a typical lonely, high schooler; the type that has heart-rending revelations everyday, to anyone who will listen, about being a cutter because it's 'edgy', but in reality never managed to even find a straight razor to touch to her skin, so ended up having to settle on lightly dragging a pair of bic safety scissors across her wrists; not too deep, just enough to raise the skin. basically, a girl who couldn't quite cut the good-looking, popular crowd so turned to being as openly promiscuous (read: slutty) as possible, literally selling herself out for attention - basically confusing the primal urge for fvcking that every male possesses with true, unadulterated infatuation or desire.

pretty sad, really.


but hey, who are we to judge what you want? go get some play if you need it. just don't plan on impressing anyone but the most pathetic, by strutting around with your little emo hooker on your arm.


EDIT:

LOL, saw your poll. referring to bases leads me to take a guess at your age to be in the 14-17 vicinity. in which case: hit it bare, hit it hard, and catch something good so you can give us a story worth telling, worth listening to. fvck threads about thrashing wildly and twitching yourself to completion during your first attempt at sex - give us something about how syphilis-induced lesions made you cut your own member off one desperate, unbearably painful, regrettable night.

 

[iRONic]

Nasta...