YAGT- Should I get with this girl?

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: Mike
After seeing the pictures, I stand by my original statement.

Hello, brown bag it?

You tard, go find my original statement.

I got better things to do, like surfing for porn

 

[aplefka]

Definitely not. Come on man, you just had a 2 year stint, you can do better than that.

 

[drinkmorejava]

if she came on to me i would start crying, then as she came closer to try and find out what was wrong, I would pull a spork out of my pocket and summarily proceed to bludgeon her to death.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
if she came on to me i would start crying, then as she came closer to try and find out what was wrong, I would pull a spork out of my pocket and summarily proceed to bludgeon her to death.

For some reason, it actually disturbed me more that you would be carrying a spork on you at all times than saying you would kill her.

 

[doze]

Do it

 

[BoldAsLove]

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
if she came on to me i would start crying, then as she came closer to try and find out what was wrong, I would pull a spork out of my pocket and summarily proceed to bludgeon her to death.

what kind of girls do you get?

 

[Lithium381]

go for it dude!!!

 

[drinkmorejava]

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
if she came on to me i would start crying, then as she came closer to try and find out what was wrong, I would pull a spork out of my pocket and summarily proceed to bludgeon her to death.

what kind of girls do you get?

the kind that don't look like sluts...that was low, oh well

 

[Chrono]

Go for it. Be a slut. Just use protection or else you'll contract VD and get pwned.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
if she came on to me i would start crying, then as she came closer to try and find out what was wrong, I would pull a spork out of my pocket and summarily proceed to bludgeon her to death.

what kind of girls do you get?

the kind that don't look like sluts...that was low, oh well

you're getting the wrong kind of girls then

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
if she came on to me i would start crying, then as she came closer to try and find out what was wrong, I would pull a spork out of my pocket and summarily proceed to bludgeon her to death.

what kind of girls do you get?

the kind that don't look like sluts...that was low, oh well

you're getting the wrong kind of girls then

Aren't you 30+ and never been on a date?

 

[icyroy05]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
if she came on to me i would start crying, then as she came closer to try and find out what was wrong, I would pull a spork out of my pocket and summarily proceed to bludgeon her to death.

what kind of girls do you get?

the kind that don't look like sluts...that was low, oh well

you're getting the wrong kind of girls then

Aren't you 30+ and never been on a date?

I was wondering about that too.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: icyroy05

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
if she came on to me i would start crying, then as she came closer to try and find out what was wrong, I would pull a spork out of my pocket and summarily proceed to bludgeon her to death.

what kind of girls do you get?

the kind that don't look like sluts...that was low, oh well

you're getting the wrong kind of girls then

Aren't you 30+ and never been on a date?

I was wondering about that too.

And now we know why, in the presence of a female, he starts to cry.

 

[amdforever2]

We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application at this time. We based our decision on a consumer report obtained from forums.anandtech.com. The reason for our decision is as follows:


- You take your pictures with a myspace originated photographic method. Due to this methods ability to conceal obesity, we are unable to proceed at this time.

We look forward to servicing you in the future if your pics change.

 

[drinkmorejava]

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: icyroy05

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
if she came on to me i would start crying, then as she came closer to try and find out what was wrong, I would pull a spork out of my pocket and summarily proceed to bludgeon her to death.

what kind of girls do you get?

the kind that don't look like sluts...that was low, oh well

you're getting the wrong kind of girls then

Aren't you 30+ and never been on a date?

I was wondering about that too.

And now we know why, in the presence of a female, he starts to cry.

bennylong is you dip, not me

 

[Nebor]

That girl is a hog. You can tell in the first picture. You can also tell because her pictures are designed to only show her face. She's a porker. A slutty porker.

Maybe she'll oink while you're tagging it.

 

[icyroy05]

Originally posted by: amdforever2
We regret to inform you that we are unable to approve your application at this time. We based our decision on a consumer report obtained from forums.anandtech.com. The reason for our decision is as follows:


- You take your pictures with a myspace originated photographic method. Due to this methods ability to conceal obesity, we are unable to proceed at this time.

We look forward to servicing you in the future if your pics change.

Lol. I chuckled at that one.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Nebor
That girl is a hog. You can tell in the first picture. You can also tell because her pictures are designed to only show her face. She's a porker. A slutty porker.

Maybe she'll oink while you're tagging it.

Kinky.

He should wear a cowboy hat.

 

[RaistlinZ]

Ug... after seeing the pics I'd say pass on it like a veggie-burger on Thanksgiving.

 

[bennylong]

Originally posted by: Mike

Originally posted by: icyroy05

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: bennylong

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove

Originally posted by: drinkmorejava
if she came on to me i would start crying, then as she came closer to try and find out what was wrong, I would pull a spork out of my pocket and summarily proceed to bludgeon her to death.

what kind of girls do you get?

the kind that don't look like sluts...that was low, oh well

you're getting the wrong kind of girls then

Aren't you 30+ and never been on a date?

I was wondering about that too.

And now we know why, in the presence of a female, he starts to cry.

I thought women love men that shows their emotion and able to cry.

Sniff....Sniff...look at me, I'm an emotionally man that can express his feeling. Love me, baby

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Nebor
That girl is a hog. You can tell in the first picture. You can also tell because her pictures are designed to only show her face. She's a porker. A slutty porker.

Maybe she'll oink while you're tagging it.

Kinky.

He should wear a cowboy hat.

Or murder her, slice her body up into freezer bag sized portions, then fry bits of it, sit down at the table eating it and go "Mmmmm, bacon!"

Now THAT would be hot.

 

[VanTheMan]

Pass.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: Nebor
That girl is a hog. You can tell in the first picture. You can also tell because her pictures are designed to only show her face. She's a porker. A slutty porker.

Maybe she'll oink while you're tagging it.

Kinky.

He should wear a cowboy hat.

Or murder her, slice her body up into freezer bag sized portions, then fry bits of it, sit down at the table eating it and go "Mmmmm, bacon!"

Now THAT would be hot.

As long as you're not one of those freaks that eats her with a spork like drinkmorejava.

 

[eits]

meh, she looks emo enough to want your babies after the first night and cut herself when she finds out you just wanted to be friends with benefits... be careful.

 

[drinkmorejava]

Originally posted by: BigJ

As long as you're not one of those freaks that eats her with a spork like drinkmorejava.

rofl, I never said I'd eat her, just bludgeon to death.