YAGT: Problems with the girlfriend

[rudder]

I've got this really nice girlfriend. I suspect she is a lesbian. But that does not bother me. It actually turns me on. THe problem is her work. She just got out of college and students loans are just starting and she does not want to fall into the debt trap. The problem is that there is some dweeb at her work who keeps following her around. I think she suspects that he is the type of goober that would go to his boss and tell the boss that she might be a lesbian. The asshat probably lives at home with his mom, even though he is 37 and is probably jealous because the only breasts he gets to fondle are on his computer screen. Should I just kick this guys butt?

 

[lokiju]

2/10

 

[LemonHead]

-3/10

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: blazert40
2/10

You're way too kind

 

[eigen]

I think you should put him in a bukakke video.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: blazert40
2/10

You're way too kind

After dealing with the idiots at work this isn't so bad.

 

[xcript]

-7 squillion

 

[BCYL]

Why don't people get parody threads ARE NOT FUNNY!

 

[JDub02]

.03/10

since when is it illegal to be a lesbian? why would the boss care?

btw, are you hittin' it? if so, she's at least bi (a keeper )

 

[yukichigai]

Dude, you don't even get a C for effort.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: BCYL
Why don't people get parody threads ARE NOT FUNNY!

They can't figure it out unfortunately. And they tend to stupidly believe that they are funny.

 

[EvilYoda]

weak. I'm disappointed that you actually took the time out to write all that.

 

[Encryptic]

-10/10

 

[NTB]

Apparently my sarcasm meter is busted.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: BCYL
Why don't people get parody threads ARE NOT FUNNY!

easy now, I was a little late to the game.

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: BCYL
Why don't people get parody threads ARE NOT FUNNY!

They can't figure it out unfortunately. And they tend to stupidly believe that they are funny.

sometimes they are cleverly done and fun for the whole family

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: rudder
I've got this really nice girlfriend. I suspect she is a lesbian. But that does not bother me. It actually turns me on. THe problem is her work. She just got out of college and students loans are just starting and she does not want to fall into the debt trap. The problem is that there is some dweeb at her work who keeps following her around. I think she suspects that he is the type of goober that would go to his boss and tell the boss that she might be a lesbian. The asshat probably lives at home with his mom, even though he is 37 and is probably jealous because the only breasts he gets to fondle are on his blowup doll. Should I just kick this guys butt?

Fixed for ya. Oh and the parody gets a 2/10.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: BCYL
Why don't people get parody threads ARE NOT FUNNY!

They can't figure it out unfortunately. And they tend to stupidly believe that they are funny.

sometimes they are cleverly done and fun for the whole family

Precisely.

 

[luvya]

I've seen worse. With that said, 2/10

 

[yllus]

Bad parody. Go to jail. Go tirectly to jail. Do not pass go...

 

Don't ever attempt humor again.
You suck horribly at it.

 

[azazyel]

Originally posted by: BCYL
Why don't people get parody threads ARE NOT FUNNY!

especially when you have been gone for an hour or so..

 

[toekramp]

kick both their ass sea bass

 

[HonkeyDonk]

i'm telling you, there should be a permanent ban for anyone who posts a sh!tty parody.

 

[tikwanleap]

sorry, parody thread suxors.