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acemcmac

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This girl I went to highschool with called me the other night. She's really upset... something about her ex-boyfriend. She and I were close until she moved away but I never got too hook up with her because I was dating her best friend at the time. She's begging me to book a hotel room and I think she wants me to "overclock" her for lack of G-rated descriptions.

2 Questions:

What's typical to spend for a classy hotel room for a one night stand?
What booze should you get for a girl that "doesen't drink," but has made it clear that she wants to with you...?
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
This girl I went to highschool with called me the other night. She's really upset... something about her ex-boyfriend. She and I were close until she moved away but I never got too hook up with her because I was dating her best friend at the time. She's begging me to book a hotel room and I think she wants me to "overclock" her for lack of G-rated descriptions.

2 Questions:

What's typical to spend for a classy hotel room for a one night stand?
What booze should you get for a girl that "doesen't drink," but has made it clear that she wants to with you...?
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forget booze, get roofies!
 
Who in their right mind gets a hotel room for a one night stand? Waste of money. You could get a hooker in the back seat of your car cheaper.
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
This girl I went to highschool with called me the other night. She's really upset... something about her ex-boyfriend. She and I were close until she moved away but I never got too hook up with her because I was dating her best friend at the time. She's begging me to book a hotel room and I think she wants me to "overclock" her for lack of G-rated descriptions.

2 Questions:

What's typical to spend for a classy hotel room for a one night stand?
What booze should you get for a girl that "doesen't drink," but has made it clear that she wants to with you...?
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LMFAO....200 will get you a very nice room......
get her some smirnoff ice.....it tastes like lemonade
 
Originally posted by: waylman
Originally posted by: acemcmac
This girl I went to highschool with called me the other night. She's really upset... something about her ex-boyfriend. She and I were close until she moved away but I never got too hook up with her because I was dating her best friend at the time. She's begging me to book a hotel room and I think she wants me to "overclock" her for lack of G-rated descriptions.

2 Questions:

What's typical to spend for a classy hotel room for a one night stand?
What booze should you get for a girl that "doesen't drink," but has made it clear that she wants to with you...?
Click to expand...

LMFAO....200 will get you a very nice room......
get her some smirnoff ice.....it tastes like lemonade
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Tastes like sprite
 
Originally posted by: Azraele
You said yourself she's really upset, and all you can think of doing is taking advantage of her?
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Welcome to AnandTech. Such situations are the only hope for >90% of the members.

 
Originally posted by: Azraele
You said yourself she's really upset, and all you can think of doing is taking advantage of her?
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and if you are gonna do what most of us would, I'd hardly call that a problem.
 
Originally posted by: nodoubts2k
Originally posted by: waylman
Originally posted by: acemcmac
This girl I went to highschool with called me the other night. She's really upset... something about her ex-boyfriend. She and I were close until she moved away but I never got too hook up with her because I was dating her best friend at the time. She's begging me to book a hotel room and I think she wants me to "overclock" her for lack of G-rated descriptions.

2 Questions:

What's typical to spend for a classy hotel room for a one night stand?
What booze should you get for a girl that "doesen't drink," but has made it clear that she wants to with you...?
Click to expand...

LMFAO....200 will get you a very nice room......
get her some smirnoff ice.....it tastes like lemonade
Click to expand...

Tastes like sprite
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LEMONADE!
 
Originally posted by: Azraele
You said yourself she's really upset, and all you can think of doing is taking advantage of her?
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Wow that got replies fast.

I've been wanting a piece of that for a while... and she's begging for it... I look at it from a different perspective. I'm, regretably, in the midst of a drought and I'm helping her "move on." She's the one pushing it anyway.
 
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: Azraele
You said yourself she's really upset, and all you can think of doing is taking advantage of her?
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Wow that got replies fast.

I've been wanting a piece of that for a while... and she's begging for it... I look at it from a different perspective. I'm, regretably, in the midst of a drought and I'm helping her "move on." She's the one pushing it anyway.
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Well, can you really live with yourself if you do? Have you thought how it might affect your friendship with this girl or how it may come in to play with any chance of a real relationship? I really wouldn't suggest taking advantage of someone like that. You may not be here, but I would want to be sure. These kinds of things have consequences ya know. If you've thought all that through, then more power to ya i guess...
 
When you meet in your $$ room, she'll probably burst into tears and spend the WHOLE night telling you every detail of her feelings...
 
If she wants it, give it to her. Don't forget the condoms though. Get a dozen for good measure.
 
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
WTH boi?
She want to fvck, get a Motel room for $20 and forget the booze.
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Ditto.

You DO NOT need a 'classy' hotel. Just get any hotel that has clean floors and rooms. Then enjoy your time.

Koing

 
Hmm. Just make sure to be in the room before she comes, and put whip cream and cherries all over yourself. Specifically, two whip cream breasts with two whip cream nipples and one big whip cream spot over your crotch (a la varsity blues).
 
Hehe, after reading some freeky threads here, I think you really should keep the zipper-as is (for lack of G rated descriptions) 😛

Answer to Q1: $350 a month child support for 18*12 months.
Answer to Q2: why consider that? Q1 is already teh freeky.
 
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
So, rereading your thread title... wheres the problem? 😀
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Exactly. Sounds like you've got everything under control.

Edit - Holy McWTFwich with bacon and cheese. If she's not willing to use protection, cut her off NOW.

- M4H
 
hahahah forget a classy hotel.....

go to a holiday inn or something!!!!

hmmm...yea...smirnoff ice, mikes hard lemonade....
if she drinks beer, get some coronas, newcastle


man....i wish i was in your position!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPITALIZE ON THAT >>>YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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