YAGT/POLL - Communication Protocol - PIC ADDED

[Mears]

bump for the morning crew

 

[George P Burdell]

pic has insufficient data

 

[TheGizmo]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: diegoalcatraz
I'd suggest UDP. If you loose a message here or there, no big deal - and it makes you seem less desperate / clingy. Only transition over to TCP if you think she wants a dedicated connection to you, and you both can afford to tie up your resources.

I posted something on this a while back.. A relationship is, after all, much like TCP in that it's a mutual understanding that there's a connection between two endpoints. Even the process is similar:

SYN (Let's go out!)
SYN ACK (Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!)
ACK (We're going out! Woohoo!)

Once the connection/relationship has been successfully established, data can be transferred from one party in the connection to the other, much like the HTTP protocol:

The request:

GET / (I wanna get some!)

You can even try a different method. For example, go for the oral...

HEAD /

Possible responses:

200 OK (woohoo!)
403 Forbidden (boooooo!)
404 Not Found (Damn girl has no sex drive..)
500 Internal Server Error (that time of the month again, I guess..)

Sometimes you get fun responses:

206 Partial Content (she's a tease..)
302 Moved Temporarily ("This is my friend Suzy..." :thumbsup: )

Note that we're not even going to talk about responses that contain the TCP push flag (PSH)...

As with all things, relationships end (as do TCP connections):

FIN ACK (We're breaking up...)
FIN ACK (Yep, we've broken up )

Sometimes breaking up isn't so graceful, like if she catches you cheating. If that happens, expect a TCP RST packet (along with divorce papers and/or a psychotic ex..)

WTF was that?

 

[Tommouse]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: diegoalcatraz
I'd suggest UDP. If you loose a message here or there, no big deal - and it makes you seem less desperate / clingy. Only transition over to TCP if you think she wants a dedicated connection to you, and you both can afford to tie up your resources.

I posted something on this a while back.. A relationship is, after all, much like TCP in that it's a mutual understanding that there's a connection between two endpoints. Even the process is similar:

SYN (Let's go out!)
SYN ACK (Let's go out? Ok, let's go out!)
ACK (We're going out! Woohoo!)

Once the connection/relationship has been successfully established, data can be transferred from one party in the connection to the other, much like the HTTP protocol:

The request:

GET / (I wanna get some!)

You can even try a different method. For example, go for the oral...

HEAD /

Possible responses:

200 OK (woohoo!)
403 Forbidden (boooooo!)
404 Not Found (Damn girl has no sex drive..)
500 Internal Server Error (that time of the month again, I guess..)

Sometimes you get fun responses:

206 Partial Content (she's a tease..)
302 Moved Temporarily ("This is my friend Suzy..." :thumbsup: )

Note that we're not even going to talk about responses that contain the TCP push flag (PSH)...

As with all things, relationships end (as do TCP connections):

FIN ACK (We're breaking up...)
FIN ACK (Yep, we've broken up )

Sometimes breaking up isn't so graceful, like if she catches you cheating. If that happens, expect a TCP RST packet (along with divorce papers and/or a psychotic ex..)

That is indeed AWESOME

 

[gigapet]

Set up another bang session or move on. /thread

 

[meltdown75]

how does someone's butt deliver a text message?

ah n/m, i think i have it figured out.

nice pic. no offense but she looks like a real ass.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Mears

Originally posted by: mugs
Holy ****** I didn't think ATOT could get this pathetic.

That should bother me, but strangely it doesn't.

I'm sorry, that was mean. But really, people get WAY too hung up on stupid crap like what method of communication is appropriate at what stage of the "relationship."

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
how does someone's butt deliver a text message?

ah n/m, i think i have it figured out.

nice pic. no offense but she looks like a real ass.

Dammit! You beat me to it.

Saving throw: What a butt-herface.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: meltdown75
how does someone's butt deliver a text message?

ah n/m, i think i have it figured out.

nice pic. no offense but she looks like a real ass.

Dammit! You beat me to it.

Saving throw: What a butt-herface.

I counter with:

I bet she's got ass-breath 24/7!

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: meltdown75
how does someone's butt deliver a text message?

ah n/m, i think i have it figured out.

nice pic. no offense but she looks like a real ass.

Dammit! You beat me to it.

Saving throw: What a butt-herface.

I counter with:

I bet she's got ass-breath 24/7!

I add +5 to Defense with: That's a cheeky pic!

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

NSFW.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: meltdown75
how does someone's butt deliver a text message?

ah n/m, i think i have it figured out.

nice pic. no offense but she looks like a real ass.

Dammit! You beat me to it.

Saving throw: What a butt-herface.

I counter with:

I bet she's got ass-breath 24/7!

I add +5 to Defense with: That's a cheeky pic!

I rolled snake eyes, and came up with:

I bet she's the butt of all the jokes.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: meltdown75
how does someone's butt deliver a text message?

ah n/m, i think i have it figured out.

nice pic. no offense but she looks like a real ass.

Dammit! You beat me to it.

Saving throw: What a butt-herface.

I counter with:

I bet she's got ass-breath 24/7!

I add +5 to Defense with: That's a cheeky pic!

I rolled snake eyes, and came up with:

I bet she's the butt of all the jokes.

I choked to death in a fatal dice roll incident and my final words were:
Judging by that pic, the girl's name must be Gladys.