YAGT: PLEASE kick me, beat me, do everything you can. I am dumb!

[Ranger X]

She just wants a friend? Well, she's definitely not interested in you in THAT way then.

Don't waste your time on her, unless you want to have a "gay friend" relationship with her.

 

[Ns1]

dude

duuuude

you sir are an idiot

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Dude... words... no, every possible variation of every single word ever spoken in any language, both here and on any other planet in the past, present, or future of the universe and every other universe that ever has been or ever will be cannot describe how absolutely lame and stupid you are.

You sir, are an idiot.

 

[IronOxide]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara
man, we should throw you out of the gene pool.

with his techniques he'll throw himself out.

P.S. it's never a good idea to start a thread with the sole purpose of bashing yourself (hurts the self esteem a bit)

 

[ndee]

OK, you are like..... ThaGrandCow said it best.... no words will EVER describe how stupido you are...... She was like asking: "Do you wanna get laid?" You: "No, I'd rather surf slashdot.org, it's fun. Really!"

Dork.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

words cannot describe how n00b u are in wooing in a girl....even the people of AT like this guy calls you a n00b... ::: sigh ::: :Q

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
words cannot describe how n00b u are in wooing in a girl....even the people of AT like this guy calls you a n00b... ::: sigh ::: :Q

Umm.

That pic is frightening.

:Q

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
words cannot describe how n00b u are in wooing in a girl....even the people of AT like this guy calls you a n00b... ::: sigh ::: :Q

Umm.

That pic is frightening.

:Q

because you thought ur monitor became ur mirror all of a sudden???? :Q hehehe

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
words cannot describe how n00b u are in wooing in a girl....even the people of AT like this guy calls you a n00b... ::: sigh ::: :Q

Umm.

That pic is frightening.

:Q

because you thought ur monitor became ur mirror all of a sudden???? :Q hehehe

Haha.. Not exactly.. I have a goatee, and my hair goes down to the middle of my back..

But most importantly of all, I have a girlfriend.

 

[Koing]

Some people have no game and you sir don't! In fact your game is so bad you got relegated!

Man should have asked her to do something that day with you if you were sort of close..........

 

[iamwiz82]

interpersonal skills are definately not a strong point of many on this board. I think you guys need to get out and interact with more people on a social level.

 

[Placer14]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
words cannot describe how n00b u are in wooing in a girl....even the people of AT like this guy calls you a n00b... ::: sigh ::: :Q

Umm.

That pic is frightening.

:Q

because you thought ur monitor became ur mirror all of a sudden???? :Q hehehe

Haha.. Not exactly.. I have a goatee, and my hair goes down to the middle of my back..

But most importantly of all, I have a girlfriend.

I think you're missing the point of this thread.....most importantly, you get laid.

 

[BennyD]

i call dibs on asshat

 

[zippy]

Dude. Wow.

You suck.

/me kicks Tommy in the groin

 

[Kyteland]

<--- Swiftly plants knee in to TommyVercetti's groin.

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Dude... words... no, every possible variation of every single word ever spoken in any language, both here and on any other planet in the past, present, or future of the universe and every other universe that ever has been or ever will be cannot describe how absolutely lame and stupid you are.

You sir, are an idiot.

 

[bluemax]

Lighten up... ask her out again with the words, "Let's just go out and have some fun - whaddaya say?"
If that doesn't work, she's just not interested in you. :Q Be sure and smell nice, which means personal hygiene right down to the teeth and tongue (for kissing freshness!) and NOT bathing in cologne!

And just have fun! No mind games and just trying to get her in the sack, just go and have fun with a friend. If she wants more, just keep your perception on alert for "the signals".

Of course, we men aren't always good at interpreting signals....

 

[Stark]

ouch.

picking up women on IM... double ouch.

 

[BooGiMaN]

NO NOOKIE FOR YOU!!!

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
words cannot describe how n00b u are in wooing in a girl....even the people of AT like this guy calls you a n00b... ::: sigh ::: :Q

Umm.

That pic is frightening.

:Q

because you thought ur monitor became ur mirror all of a sudden???? :Q hehehe

Haha.. Not exactly.. I have a goatee, and my hair goes down to the middle of my back..

But most importantly of all, I have a girlfriend.

Maybe you could get your girlfriend to shave your back.

 

[Yax]

Ahhh, the regrets of life. Don't be so hard on yourself. You learn from these things. You learn more when you make bigger mistakes. I had it worst than you so I'll share my story in case you run into the same situation in the future. To start, I was ignorant back then. Much more advance now. Takes practice.

She was under me on the couch. Smooching and touching. I proceed to unbutton her pants when she says: "So, what does this all mean to you?" I didn't know how to answer that one. Caught me with my pants down too. I said "a relationship?" HONK! wrong answer. She only wanted me as a booty call. I screwed up and she said she didn't want a relationship right now. It was too late, the mood gone. We just talked uncomfortably a little and she left. DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

I asked my roomate later on how I should have answered. He thought I should have said: "Well, it can mean what ever you want, I'm flexible!" That would have been the safest answer. I hate it when women put us through these things.

 

[Stark]

Originally posted by: ObiDon

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
words cannot describe how n00b u are in wooing in a girl....even the people of AT like this guy calls you a n00b... ::: sigh ::: :Q

Umm.

That pic is frightening.

:Q

because you thought ur monitor became ur mirror all of a sudden???? :Q hehehe

Haha.. Not exactly.. I have a goatee, and my hair goes down to the middle of my back..

But most importantly of all, I have a girlfriend.

Maybe you could get your girlfriend to shave your back.

:Q
LOL

 

[Anghang]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Dude... words... no, every possible variation of every single word ever spoken in any language, both here and on any other planet in the past, present, or future of the universe and every other universe that ever has been or ever will be cannot describe how absolutely lame and stupid you are.

You sir, are an idiot.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA....NICE!!!! :-D

 

[Luagsch]

here you go...

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: Luagsch
here you go...

maybe that's how he lost them.