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YAGT: PLEASE kick me, beat me, do everything you can. I am dumb!

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TommyVercetti

Diamond Member
Ok this is old, about 6 months ago. There was this girl at work, and she had broken up with her boyfriend about a month ago. Well anyways, she IM'd me one day and this is how the conversation went. Read till the bottom.

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Girl: ...hello
Me: Hi, how are you doing?
Girl: Nothing much
Me: what is up?
Girl: nuthin much at all...
Me: Its a fine night outside, why don't you go out for a walk
Girl: feeling bored
Girl: and single....
Girl: <hint hint>
Me: awww....
Me: see that is why I surf the web all the time
Girl: ...is that ALL u have to say...
Girl: ???
Me: now do you see why I surf the web all the time.
Girl: uh huh
Me: now you do it also.
Girl: LoL
Me: go to www.slashdot.com <http://www.slashdot.com> www.penny-arcade.com <http://www.penny-arcade.com>
Girl: no
Girl: thank u
Me: it is fun times, reading about computers and related things ain't bad for your health
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Please, I deserve a beating for being SO stupid.

Actually I did ask her out 3 days later, and went to dinner with her. But she misunderstood something I said, and thought I wanted a long term relationship. She was only looking for a "Friend". I was not looking for a long term relationship at all. Oh well.
 
Wow. This should be stickied just so we can ALL get a chance to tell you how much you screwed up.

😛

Call her back, and talk to her. Hint that you had fun, and want to go out again.

Take it from there.




KeyserSoze
 
Dude... words... no, every possible variation of every single word ever spoken in any language, both here and on any other planet in the past, present, or future of the universe and every other universe that ever has been or ever will be cannot describe how absolutely lame and stupid you are.

You sir, are an idiot.
 
Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
Dude... words... no, every possible variation of every single word ever spoken in any language, both here and on any other planet in the past, present, or future of the universe and every other universe that ever has been or ever will be cannot describe how absolutely lame and stupid you are.

You sir, are an idiot.
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hahaha, nice.



KeyserSoze
 
ehhh, yes you're stupid, but sadly, I think others could've fvcked the situation much worse. I don't know how, exactly, but I'm sure people can manage. 🙂

Not a big deal tho...doesn't sound like you've REALLY ruined things; if she wanted a fvck buddy before, she probably still might, so just ask her about that, and don't mention any relationships. 😉
 
did you sort of know what she was getting at but got a little put off by the aggressiveness? what happened? i'll do dumb stuff like that sometimes, but it's because i'm iffy on the girl, and i only regret it when i get real horny.
 
Originally posted by: EvilYoda
ehhh, yes you're stupid, but sadly, I think others could've fvcked the situation much worse. I don't know how, exactly, but I'm sure people can manage. 🙂

Not a big deal tho...doesn't sound like you've REALLY ruined things; if she wanted a fvck buddy before, she probably still might, so just ask her about that, and don't mention any relationships. 😉
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In other words...whip it out. 🙂
 
On the otherhand, maybe he was better off for it. She was just coming off a relationship. He'd be rebound guy/shoulder to cry on. Bad place to be.
 
Originally posted by: Mandrill
On the otherhand, maybe he was better off for it. She was just coming off a relationship. He'd be rebound guy/shoulder to cry on. Bad place to be.
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who cares... as long you get laid.... he said he wasn't looking for LTR anyways
 
Go next to her window and sing "Come to my Window" and bring her some flowers. Make up or it's your loss.
 
Go next to her window and sing "Come to my Window" and bring her some flowers. Make up or it's your loss.
 
Go next to her window and sing "Come to my Window" and bring her some flowers. Make up or it's your loss.
 
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Mandrill
On the otherhand, maybe he was better off for it. She was just coming off a relationship. He'd be rebound guy/shoulder to cry on. Bad place to be.
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who cares... as long you get laid.... he said he wasn't looking for LTR anyways
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Ah...good point. I re-read and concur with the previous posters.

You blew it!

 
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