YAGT: Older Women

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
The biggest sluts that have ever approached me have been over 30. They want the same thing I do. However, sometimes the body just does not fit the bill.

That's because you're a short spanish guy.

Hey Now!

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy
The biggest sluts that have ever approached me have been over 30. They want the same thing I do. However, sometimes the body just does not fit the bill.

That's because you're a short spanish guy.

Well, if Rhea Perlman ever gets tired of Danny DeVito and wants to trade Italian for Spanish, here's his big chance!

 

[sr3yas]

close your eyes and tap that

 

[rgwalt]

Don't, whatever you do, call her "maam".

R

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Older women are where it's at. I learned that about 2 years ago. Women our age are immature and just don't have their crap together.

If I went older I'd be hitting up on the AARP.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: eakers
shes a couger!

give her what she is looking for and have fun

QFMFT.

Quite literally on the MF.

- M4H

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: rgwalt
Don't, whatever you do, call her "mom".

R

LOL :laugh:

 

[necine]

I called, LM. Lets see if she calls back.

 

[ColdFusion718]

I find that with older, more mature women, you can cut a lot of the bs mindgames out of the equation.

She will most likely be upfront with you. She'll let you know what she wants. That's one thing I like about older women.

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: AStar617

Originally posted by: necine

Originally posted by: AStar617

Originally posted by: sixone
Talk to her like she's a human being.

QFT, jesus. Just don't bring up Gears of War (as might be your first instinct) and you should be alright.

LAWL!!!!

her: So what do you do in your free time?
me: Wow, CS, GoW -- w00t
her: ::click::

I got her number like 5 days ago, I should call soon I guess.

Six days is so money.

haha yea, give the beautiful baby a call.

 

[slightlyhuman]

ahhh... older women. my forte.. just act yourself. chances are she just wants to fvck you.

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: necine
I went out to the bar the other night and met an attractive older woman. She's 32, I'm 21. When she found out my age she was a little shocked, but I still ended up with the number. Any clues on how to talk to older women? etc etc. I don't have pics.

Edit: Oh yes, and so no one thinks I'm a creep... I broke up with my gf like 2 months ago. I don't really want to discuss that though.

Dude older women talk the same way younger women do.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: eakers
shes a couger!

give her what she is looking for and have fun

Exactly. There's no possible way that she would expect anything serious out of this. She's in it for the attention/companionship/sex.

 

[necine]

Well she hasn't called me back, so she's in it for nothing. LOL. Oh well, I'll call her in a few days and then delete the number if there's no answer.

 

[slightlyhuman]

i love milfs