YAGT: Ok... I'm jealous

ryan256

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Met the receptionist in the break room today. Very cute, tall, face like the Christina Model chick but with a cuter, more shapely body. (sorry no pics) Anywho... I'm talking with her and she's telling me how her husband is trying to build himself a gaming PC for his birthday. She wants to get him something great for the computer but has no idea what. Knowing I'm one of the office gurus she asks me what would be good. After telling me her budget I point her to this and tell her its pretty much the best thats currently on the market. She orders it right then and there and thanks me, all giddy that her husband will be so happy.

Why can't I find women like this... :(
 

purbeast0

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so you met a women for the first time in a break room and know she's the girl of your dreams?

:p
 

ryan256

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Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
That's an expensive present :shocked:

I know.... all my girlfriends have ever gotten me was clothes (although some of them were quite nice), DVDs, and other stuff. Never anything like a 8800.
 

multiband8303

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The receptionist can't afford it - but her hubby can - you'll learn when people are financially stable, and buy each other gifts - it's generally someone spending the other person's money.

Hence, another reason you can't get her probally - Be hot and have big bucks.
 
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One of my friends has a girlfriend that has boughten him a new laptop, a 30 inch Dell LCD monitor, a few motherboards, tons of DVDs and other assorted stuff. I think at last tally it's somewhere in the $8,000-$10,000 range. WTF can't I find loaded chicks like that.
 

ebaycj

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Originally posted by: ryan256
Oh.... and for the "you're ugly" crowd... I'll admit I'm no GQ model. But I'm not ugly either.

Lift weights (to the point where you get "huge"), do lots of cardio (to the point where you get "cut"), get a better haircut, and a little bit of a tan, and do something with that goatee and you will be good to go.
 

thehstrybean

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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
One of my friends has a girlfriend that has boughten him a new laptop, a 30 inch Dell LCD monitor, a few motherboards, tons of DVDs and other assorted stuff. I think at last tally it's somewhere in the $8,000-$10,000 range. WTF can't I find loaded chicks like that.

QFT. I went to HS with a girl who bought PSPs for her boyfriend...WTF?
 

bigrash

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she's stupid spending all that money on a vid card. why would you want a girl like that?