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YAGT: It worked to perfection!

Hey I know it's a sick thing to do. I know it's gross and all that. I have no shame. What she doesn't know, won't kill her, right? I figured in the spirit of recent ATOT YAGT's, I'd share this story. I've told no one since it happened about 3 years ago.

I even tried, (and failed, apparently) to make this nasty story a bit funny without twisting the facts.

Sorry you didn't like the story. I'll edit it out completely if a few more people don't like it. My point wasn't to gross people out, just to show there are unorthodox ways to score with the ladies. LET ME CLEAR THIS UP RIGHT NOW, don't do what I did. To all you guys that can't get a date. Just relax, and think outside the box and you'll do just fine.

To any I have offended, I am sorry.
 
Originally posted by: Jdann
I took a sh!t on a girls windshield in the middle of the night. The next morning, I drive over (we carpool to work) and she totally freaks out upon seeing the swollen, brown log-cabin, seething down her windshield, partially resting against the right wiper. (no pun intended) After a minute or so of pretending to be appalled, and totally disgusted, I begin to play the hero role. So I whisked her safely away. Then, used the garden hose to blow it off, finally using some newspaper I 'happened to bring along' to pick it up. I then quietly discarded it 20 or so meters in the woods.

She was completely grossed out and gagging over this ordeal. Being the gentleman that I am, I comforted this frightened lady. We jumped in my car and headed to work. It was a quiet drive initially. After 10 or so minutes she turned to me and told me how nasty it was and how glad she was that I was there at the time to take care of it for her. I let her know I was glad to help, and beamed her a smile.

We went out for drinks that night for the first time, she insisted on paying to pay me back for my good dead earlier in the day. Since we knew each other for nearly two years, it wasn't really a first date. I then came to realize the REAL payback was to come after we left the club. She invited me inside (pun intended) seemingly as fast as the the door slammed behind us.
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Quoted so he can't remove his story

ps: it's not so much as it being unorthodox, but that you are bragging about it.
 
Psycho? I think not. We ALL have skeletons in our closets, I just chose to reveal mine. You're kidding yourself if you say you don't have one too. I saw things 100x worse during my college fraternity days, as I'm sure many many others have. It doesn't make what I did right. What I did wasn't right.
 
OK, I give up. The story isn't funny, I never should have posted it. I'm not going to even try to defend myself further. No, I have no pics either. I will no longer post in this thread. Thanks for the quote Jero, but I'm still going to edit the story out to expedite the death of this thread.

Sorry I offended you people. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Jdann
OK, I give up. The story isn't funny, I never should have posted it. I'm not going to even try to defend myself further. No, I have no pics either. I will no longer post in this thread. Thanks for the quote Jero, but I'm still going to edit the story out to expedite the death of this thread.

Sorry I offended you people. 🙁
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Without the internet most of us would never run across mentally unstable indivuiduals like you..at least knowingly.

You have some serious issues.

 
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Jdann
OK, I give up. The story isn't funny, I never should have posted it. I'm not going to even try to defend myself further. No, I have no pics either. I will no longer post in this thread. Thanks for the quote Jero, but I'm still going to edit the story out to expedite the death of this thread.

Sorry I offended you people. 🙁
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Without the internet most of us would never run across mentally unstable indivuiduals like you..at least knowingly.

You have some serious issues.
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Quoted for truth.
 
I lied, one last post. I have apparently succeeded in duping you all. The story is 100% fabricated. I honestly never thought it would get this bad of a reaction, and after my 2nd or so post I actually started to feel bad about it. It was meant as a gross sort of parody that failed miserably to hit the funnybone of ATOT. I don't expect I'll have any buddies here anymore. 🙂 That's ok, I'll start over. You reap what you sew I suppose. Go ahead, let me have it. 🙂

Anyway, I gave all who responded "10's".

For what it's worth, I'm honestly sorry to have wasted your time in this thread.
 
Originally posted by: Jdann
I lied, one last post. I have apparently succeeded in duping you all. The story is 100% fabricated. I honestly never thought it would get this bad of a reaction, and after my 2nd or so post I actually started to feel bad about it. It was meant as a gross sort of parody that failed miserably to hit the funnybone of ATOT. I don't expect I'll have any buddies here anymore. 🙂 That's ok, I'll start over. You reap what you sew I suppose. Go ahead, let me have it. 🙂

Anyway, I gave all who responded "10's".

For what it's worth, I'm honestly sorry to have wasted your time in this thread.
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Nonsense. You don't create another ID, sigh-on and type such a story - to see how the members will react after you post it. Only after a few members indicated that you were "sick" - you then decided to indicate that this was actually fabricated. I believe you really did the act as described.


Originally posted by: Blueoak
We must find his real user name! muhahaha!
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Well, hopefully, the mods have tracked his IP address and have a good idea of who he/she is as a regular user here on the forum.
 
Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech
Originally posted by: Jdann
I lied, one last post. I have apparently succeeded in duping you all. The story is 100% fabricated. I honestly never thought it would get this bad of a reaction, and after my 2nd or so post I actually started to feel bad about it. It was meant as a gross sort of parody that failed miserably to hit the funnybone of ATOT. I don't expect I'll have any buddies here anymore. 🙂 That's ok, I'll start over. You reap what you sew I suppose. Go ahead, let me have it. 🙂

Anyway, I gave all who responded "10's".

For what it's worth, I'm honestly sorry to have wasted your time in this thread.
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Nonsense. You don't create another ID, sigh-on and type such a story - to see how the members will react after you post it. Only after a few members indicated that you were "sick" - you then decided to indicate that this was actually fabricated. I believe you really did the act as described.


Originally posted by: Blueoak
We must find his real user name! muhahaha!
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Well, hopefully, the mods have tracked his IP address and have a good idea of who he/she is as a regular user here on the forum.
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Wow, I really did dupe you Tiles2Tech. Ask yourself this. WHY would I bother apologizing to you guys? Why wouldn't I just run with it and see how far it goes? I answered that. I felt bad, so I tried to make good on it. Again, I don't blame you for being angry. But really, honestly, I made it up lol. And you're still buying it. Oh well.

I'd give you a 10 too but your profile is not enabled.
 
Jdann, you're a real class act either way.

You either did it, in which case you're a idiot sick fvck.

Or you lied & posted that you did in which case you're an attention whore sick fvck.

Strong work sick fvck:thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Jdann, you're a real class at either way.

You either did it, in which case you're a idiot sick fvck.

Or you lied & posted that you did in which case you're an attention whore sick fvck.

Strong work sick fvck:thumbsup:
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WINNARR!!

 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Jdann, you're a real class at either way.

You either did it, in which case you're a idiot sick fvck.

Or you lied & posted that you did in which case you're an attention whore sick fvck.

Strong work sick fvck:thumbsup:
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Yes I did lie, it was a failed parody, and all parody's are lies. 😉 If I wanted the attention, I wouldn't have requested a lock. The request for the lock came when I realized I never should of posted it. You also get a 10 for having a sense of humor! :heart:
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Jdann
I took a sh!t on a girls windshield in the middle of the night. The next morning, I drive over (we carpool to work) and she totally freaks out upon seeing the swollen, brown log-cabin, seething down her windshield, partially resting against the right wiper. (no pun intended) After a minute or so of pretending to be appalled, and totally disgusted, I begin to play the hero role. So I whisked her safely away. Then, used the garden hose to blow it off, finally using some newspaper I 'happened to bring along' to pick it up. I then quietly discarded it 20 or so meters in the woods.

She was completely grossed out and gagging over this ordeal. Being the gentleman that I am, I comforted this frightened lady. We jumped in my car and headed to work. It was a quiet drive initially. After 10 or so minutes she turned to me and told me how nasty it was and how glad she was that I was there at the time to take care of it for her. I let her know I was glad to help, and beamed her a smile.

We went out for drinks that night for the first time, she insisted on paying to pay me back for my good dead earlier in the day. Since we knew each other for nearly two years, it wasn't really a first date. I then came to realize the REAL payback was to come after we left the club. She invited me inside (pun intended) seemingly as fast as the the door slammed behind us.
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Quoted so he can't remove his story

ps: it's not so much as it being unorthodox, but that you are bragging about it.
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:|
 
Originally posted by: Jdann
I lied, one last post. I have apparently succeeded in duping you all. The story is 100% fabricated. I honestly never thought it would get this bad of a reaction, and after my 2nd or so post I actually started to feel bad about it. It was meant as a gross sort of parody that failed miserably to hit the funnybone of ATOT. I don't expect I'll have any buddies here anymore. 🙂 That's ok, I'll start over. You reap what you sew I suppose. Go ahead, let me have it. 🙂

Anyway, I gave all who responded "10's".

For what it's worth, I'm honestly sorry to have wasted your time in this thread.
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you have 16 posts. how many "buddies" could you have?

 
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