:( YAGT: Is it possible to fall in love via msn messenger?

[DrPizza]

Let's see what your options are....

1. Spend $$$$ to go to Australia to visit... 90% chance of getting laid... 99.9999% chance it won't work out in the long run.
2. Spend the less $$$$ on hooker, 99.9999% chance of getting laid... 90% chance you won't have any problems as a result.

 

[Underground727]

Walleye

Go outside.

My list can't even help you.

 

[DrPizza]

Falling in love on the net is a bad thing though.

Nahh... ain't so bad... My neighbors met on the net... married... are very happy. Plenty of happy stories, and plenty of bad stories... Not too unlike meeting people the regular way, except sometimes you can weed out the extreme weirdoes ahead of time.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: ILikeStuff
you HATE your mom?!? :Q :brokenheart:

yes. i hate her. she's a skank, a whore, a slut, a theif,... none of you could possibly understand the anger that i feel towards her...

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Let's see what your options are....

1. Spend $$$$ to go to Australia to visit... 90% chance of getting laid... 99.9999% chance it won't work out in the long run.
2. Spend the less $$$$ on hooker, 99.9999% chance of getting laid... 90% chance you won't have any problems as a result.

if im having trouble with the morality of a bisexual, ... dont you think i'd have a little more trouble with the morality of going to a hooker and screwing a hooker?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: ILikeStuff

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Encryptic
Nice Catholic girl

Good luck finding one of those that meet his morals.

dude my mom's catholic, and she's a skank. no catho's for me. gawd... i hate that religon and all it's followers...


Mormons.. there's a thought

You just called your own mother a skank. She one of those dirty girls that hangs out on the street corner and made my pee-pee fall off? :Q

yes. i hate my mother with a passion none of you can understand.

you HATE your mom?!? :Q :brokenheart:

I'm sure he's got some reasons for doing so. You could say I hate my father, but probably not as much as Walleye apparently hates his mother, although I do have a number of reasons including the fact that I inherited a lot of my worst traits from him.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Underground727
Walleye

Go outside.

My list can't even help you.

and where would you suggest i go?

 

[WinkOsmosis]

"Love conquers all" but you don't seem to like her.

 

[alphatarget1]

talking to people online that you don't know/never met is completely different from interacting with people in real life. If you're really gonna be her "boyfriend" in real life are you guys going to sit in 2 different rooms and type to each other?

seriously, it's not *that* hard to get laid (if that's what you want)

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: acidvoodoo

Originally posted by: notfred
No, it's not.

stop wasting your time

 

[bolido2000]

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: cpals
Too many 's

Seriously get of msn and chat to people in real life.

Get out a bit more and get off your computer. 1600 something posts in 6 months.........

You are not in love with this girl. She is telling you this because you do not live opposite her house.

Don't spend all that money and see her man........

Yeap....you will only hurt yourself in the long run. You are young and I guess all this I-am-in-love me-so-lucky thing is confusing you. Not to sound a dick but are you virgin? Don't get too excited about this. Also, have you talked to her on the phone? Just a get a calling card from an Asian store...they are pretty cheap

 

[yobarman]

I'm not even gonna read the stupid crybaby crap in this thread. I just wish Walleye would end it all with a knife to the eye. Thank you, that is all.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Walleye


one thing she told me is that it was a dream of hers to make love in a specific car... (damn japanese import cars ...), with aftermarket sound system at full blast.. this was my first hint. Well, first off i dont like japanese cars, and second off, i dont like cheap sex. and this seems like cheap sex to me. so i get from that that her dream is to be fvcked in some dumb jap car... ...


The next thing she tells me is that she kind of wants to experiment with different positions... (well, our entire conversation doesnt all revolve around sex, these are 3 clues i got over several weeks...) not only that, but that she's been getting fingered... which... you guys probably already know my morals, they were illustrated quite a lot in this thread. I know, i am the most conservative A-hole ever to walk the face of the Earth... Anyways, i think you all can see why i get stressed over this...

The last thing she told me is that she is a bisexual...

I fail to see the problem.

 

[FacelessNobody]

It's possible to get infatuated with someone over the internet.

 

[OrByte]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Underground727
Walleye

Go outside.

My list can't even help you.

and where would you suggest i go?

go see a counselor for one...dude you have problems with your mother. Start there and work towards your problems with yourself.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: Walleye


one thing she told me is that it was a dream of hers to make love in a specific car... (damn japanese import cars ...), with aftermarket sound system at full blast.. this was my first hint. Well, first off i dont like japanese cars, and second off, i dont like cheap sex. and this seems like cheap sex to me. so i get from that that her dream is to be fvcked in some dumb jap car... ...


The next thing she tells me is that she kind of wants to experiment with different positions... (well, our entire conversation doesnt all revolve around sex, these are 3 clues i got over several weeks...) not only that, but that she's been getting fingered... which... you guys probably already know my morals, they were illustrated quite a lot in this thread. I know, i am the most conservative A-hole ever to walk the face of the Earth... Anyways, i think you all can see why i get stressed over this...

The last thing she told me is that she is a bisexual...

I fail to see the problem.

Do the words "conservative A-hole" (his own words) ring a bell?

 

[Jzero]

He's not conservative, he's insane. There's a big difference. It's one thing to have some standards, but this guy is way out there. He makes imtim83 look like a slut.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: Walleye


one thing she told me is that it was a dream of hers to make love in a specific car... (damn japanese import cars ...), with aftermarket sound system at full blast.. this was my first hint. Well, first off i dont like japanese cars, and second off, i dont like cheap sex. and this seems like cheap sex to me. so i get from that that her dream is to be fvcked in some dumb jap car... ...


The next thing she tells me is that she kind of wants to experiment with different positions... (well, our entire conversation doesnt all revolve around sex, these are 3 clues i got over several weeks...) not only that, but that she's been getting fingered... which... you guys probably already know my morals, they were illustrated quite a lot in this thread. I know, i am the most conservative A-hole ever to walk the face of the Earth... Anyways, i think you all can see why i get stressed over this...

The last thing she told me is that she is a bisexual...

I fail to see the problem.

Do the words "conservative A-hole" (his own words) ring a bell?

I'm a conservative A-hole and I don't see a problem.

 

[bolido2000]

Originally posted by: Jzero
He's not conservative, he's insane. There's a big difference. It's one thing to have some standards, but this guy is way out there. He makes imtim83 look like a slut.

ROTLF!!!! He makes imtim83 look like a slut thats going to be my new sig

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Jzero
He's not conservative, he's insane. There's a big difference. It's one thing to have some standards, but this guy is way out there. He makes imtim83 look like a slut.

hehe. nah, imtim83 doesnt beleive in sex, i'm not like that. i beleive in sex, i'm just ...way out there

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: bolido2000

Originally posted by: Jzero
He's not conservative, he's insane. There's a big difference. It's one thing to have some standards, but this guy is way out there. He makes imtim83 look like a slut.

ROTLF!!!! He makes imtim83 look like a slut thats going to be my new sig

looks like it's takin you awhile

 

[dafatha00]

imtim? is that you?

 

[Eli]

There are 3 billion other girls where she came from, dude.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Jzero
He's not conservative, he's insane. There's a big difference. It's one thing to have some standards, but this guy is way out there. He makes imtim83 look like a slut.

hehe. nah, imtim83 doesnt beleive in sex, i'm not like that. i beleive in sex, i'm just ...way out there

I appreciate that you can take such ribbing with jovial attitude

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Eli
There are 3 billion other girls where she came from, dude.

And a good number of them are all around you, Walleye. Think about it for a second.