YAGT: In need of some SERIOUS help

[akshatp]

Those pics dont prove jack sh|t. Its just pics of a girl (with big knockers btw) holding up a sign and sitting on a couch. Lets see some pics of the actual PIZZA and APPLE PIES.

SHENS

I call for ban

 

[Sphexi]

I seriously hope this is a joke thread. Your girlfriend doesn't like computers, yet you want to impress her by showing her stupid YTMND videos, and kicking her ass in Halo? If anything it'll just turn her off, WAY off, and you'll get your ass even more dumped than it already is.

Here's a bit of advice: You're already in an "open" relationship, that's one step away from not being in any relationship at all. Try finding out what she likes, and getting into that, rather than being a complete doofus and making NO effort at all to impress her.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
I seriously hope this is a joke thread. Your girlfriend doesn't like computers, yet you want to impress her by showing her stupid YTMND videos, and kicking her ass in Halo? If anything it'll just turn her off, WAY off, and you'll get your ass even more dumped than it already is.

Here's a bit of advice: You're already in an "open" relationship, that's one step away from not being in any relationship at all. Try finding out what she likes, and getting into that, rather than being a complete doofus and making NO effort at all to impress her.

i thought it was getting some while he was playing halo

 

[SViper]

Dude, like just about everyone else here said, open relationship = her banging other guys. In "regular" relationships, you don't see each other every day, or do things together every day.

If you don't believe me, here is the wiki link backing us all up.

Wiki

Please, stop letting her lead you on and get your man card back.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: SViper
Dude, like just about everyone else here said, open relationship = her banging other guys. In "regular" relationships, you don't see each other every day, or do things together every day.

If you don't believe me, here is the wiki link backing us all up.

Wiki

Please, stop letting her lead you on and get your man card back.

This isn't real. It's a combined parody of all parody and real threads on ATOT. We have the YAGT threads, Nigerian scam threads, what to wear threads, and cooking threads to name a few.

ETA - And the YTMND threads, and the best pizza chain threads, and the game fanatic threads....

 

[HardcoreRobot]

preyhunter x2

wasnt funny the first time

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

I'm sorry..this has got to be a joke. Halo, YTMND, Pizza Hut, holding a sign? No offense to you OP, but from the looks of this all I think you need to experience more relationships and get a better understanding of women. If this is indeed real, this may be the reason why she wants an "Open relationship".

If you wanted something easy to make for dinner you could have made spaghetti with some pasta mixed in. Get some good spaghetti sauce and add a little balsamic vinegar, bay leaves, cilantro, etc to spice it up some. For appetizer you could have bought some french bread and cut it up into small pieces then dip them in a small dish of balsamic vinegar and olive oil. If you're of a age, a nice chianti would have been good as well.

Next time, if there is a next time, plan ahead.

 

[Britboy]

There is NO WAY this can be real. I mean really!:Q

 

[AnthroAndStargate]

Originally posted by: Britboy
There is NO WAY this can be real. I mean really!:Q

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT IS REAL. PLEASE QUIT SAYING ITS A SHENS, I NEED YOUR HELP, I just updated again - please read it. I HAVE to go back downstairs or shell think I have the runs or something. As for those of you who want pics of dinner, I cant, she ate the salad (about half) and only oen freakig peace of pizza, so I ate almost the rest of the pizza minus 2 slices. The desert is half eaten. PLEASE HELP. I gtg, bbl!

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: radioouman
Wow, and she is hot. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

wtf? We never even saw her face.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate

Originally posted by: Britboy
There is NO WAY this can be real. I mean really!:Q

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT IS REAL. PLEASE QUIT SAYING ITS A SHENS, I NEED YOUR HELP, I just updated again - please read it. I HAVE to go back downstairs or shell think I have the runs or something. As for those of you who want pics of dinner, I cant, she ate the salad (about half) and only oen freakig peace of pizza, so I ate almost the rest of the pizza minus 2 slices. The desert is half eaten. PLEASE HELP. I gtg, bbl!

Remembered another one - It's also a parody of all of the bad spelling threads out there.

 

[FrustratedUser]

shes been usig my phone to text people though

Her friends are reading this thread and keeps her updated.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Okay. After your last update, this is definitley fake.

Lock it up.:thumbsdown:

 

[ElFenix]

i hope you put on your freshly pressed and never worn halo t-shirt

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Okay. After your last update, this is definitley fake.

Lock it up.:thumbsdown:

yeah, no way this is true. nice try, though, dude. last update cracked me up

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: AnthroAndStargate
So I will make this short cause I have limited time and I am in need of some SERIOUS help, please dont bash me or mock me unless you intend on helping.

My girlfriend is coming over for a fancy dinner tomorrow for our 2 year anniversary! I want to make it special cause we have never done this before cause last year I was out of town when it rolled around, and we never found time to do it.

I plan on having her come to my apartment and I am going to cook for her. The only problem is I cant cook. I have decided that I am going to order Pizza Hut regular crust vegitable pizza and just put it on a cooking sheet in the oven and have flour and vegitables and sauce out so it looks like I used it. For desert I am going to mash up 3 McDonalds apple pies ina bowl and sprinkle cinamon and sugar over them and tell her it's my famous "Breaded Apple Crumble Ver 2.0".

She doesnt really like computers and thats all I know about so I dont know what we are going to talk about while we eat! (When we usually eat we just watch TV). i think I am going to load up some of my favorite funny YTMND.com sites to make her laugh while we eat. SHe doesnt know of YTMND but what girl wouldnt love Brian peppers - I mean come on, its funny! That or I want to see if she wants to play Some Halo 2 or something, its one of my favorite games - and while she may not liek games I figure she will get to know better if she sees me 0wn!

If I get lucky I want to put on some techno music, I was thinking DJ Tiesto or Paul Oakenfold would make the mood right, with the iTunes visual. What do you think?


Do you think my plan will work? Do you have any suggestions? Please help and maybe I will get lucky that night.

Please give me your advice - I am SCREWED!

(UPDATE)
THIS IS NOT A PARODY! I NEED SERIOUS HELP, PLEASE. I am sorry im not a "baller" like all you other ATOTers, just give me the 411 on what to do!

Today is the big day! I will update as I can. She is supposed to come over around 6ish CST.. im going to lie and say I have to use the bathroom to give updates and ask for advice if need be. As for bringing a camera and taking pics for you, I can try... but what should I say? I was thinking I could say "I want to remember this night forever" and saying thats why I have the camera.

For those that have been asking why I am doing this 2 years after dating her:

Well I dont see her all the time because about a year and a half ago (we had been dating for six months) she said she wantd an "opren relationship" or something... she basicalyl said shes busy with work so she doesnt want to restrict herself with having to hang out everyday so she wants our relationship to be open and free so she has enough time for us to grow and for her to make the grades she needs and do good in her internship at work. Thats why I want this night to go perfect! I think im going to PM Vegitto for help...

and for those of you that are GOOD PEOPLE and believe me thanks, I'm reading all your advice... keep it coming!


UPDATE 5:22PM
Just ordered a large pan crust peperoni pizza from the local Pizza Hut. Shes not coming for an hour or more so I should be fine, since all I have to do is heat up the oven and put it in. I am going to head over to McD now for two apple pies - I also got the idea to get a freeze - and I am going to put the freeze on the bottom of the bowl with crushed up apple pie on top, I think she will like it - it will be Ice cream Apple Pie Crumble Cake! I'll keep you updated

UPDATE 6:43PM
She is going to be here in 20 min! It's go time baby - I already go some Happy Hardcore playing on my media PC by the kitchen to get the mood right. Im grooving out while putting the finishing touches on the table. I made the desert and put it in the freezer - and the pizza is being warmed in the oven. I even decided to cook like you guys said so I went to Kroger and bough a premade salad bag and a bag of Cool Ranch Dorritos. I poured some crushed up Dorittos into the salad and put some tomato sauce on the salad for dressign (I didnt have any dressing). Think this is going to look fancy? I hope so! I am going to make an excuse to go to the bathroom and give you guys an update when she gets here.

Should I ask her to hold up a sign that says "This is real ATOT... AnthroAndStargate" to PROVE this is real?

:camera:Here is a pic of her holding a sign to PROVE it's real. She just came over and I told her ATOT stands for American Tourist Overseas Trips (a company that gives free cruises) and she could win if I posted that pic and they chose it. I gotta get back to dinner - we are getting ready to eat- I told her I'm going to the bathroom.

:camera:I took a picture of her watching YTMND while we ate dinner - I am sneaking upstairs using the "bathroom" again - I GTG , dont want her to get suspicious. HOW DO I BRING UP THE "BIG DEED"? DO I JUST ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO DO IT WHILE IM PLAYING HALO? hope i do good to impress her!

Update 9:40PM
HOLY CRAP I NEED HELP! So I've been getting owned on XBOX Live for the past hour or so now - and I think she is NOT impressed. WTF do I do? I've already shown her all my favorite YTMNDs - she didn't even laugh at Brian peppers, and now im sucking it up at halo. I told her I will play one more game and show her my "sexy moves" in it. GUYS PLEASE HELP ME! I really want to get with her (she wanted to get with me about a year ago but I was to shy and scared - I didn't know if it would be right to have sex with her after only a year of dating). WHAT DO I DO TO GET INTO HER PANTS????? I'm thinkin about asking if she wants to come see my new computers (I just installed a purple cold ray cathode on the inside of my tower and server). PLEASE POST ADVICE... I NEED YOUR HELP, NOT JOKES. I will try to excuse myself for the bathroom again after this last Halo game, PLEASE HELP. I'll try to get more pics if I can, shes been usig my phone to text people though, so I cant right now. PLEASE!

You're really taking this act a little too far.

I call for BAN!!!

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Update 9:40PM
HOLY CRAP I NEED HELP! So I've been getting owned on XBOX Live for the past hour or so now - and I think she is NOT impressed. WTF do I do? I've already shown her all my favorite YTMNDs - she didn't even laugh at Brian peppers, and now im sucking it up at halo. I told her I will play one more game and show her my "sexy moves" in it. GUYS PLEASE HELP ME! I really want to get with her (she wanted to get with me about a year ago but I was to shy and scared - I didn't know if it would be right to have sex with her after only a year of dating). WHAT DO I DO TO GET INTO HER PANTS????? I'm thinkin about asking if she wants to come see my new computers (I just installed a purple cold ray cathode on the inside of my tower and server). PLEASE POST ADVICE... I NEED YOUR HELP, NOT JOKES. I will try to excuse myself for the bathroom again after this last Halo game, PLEASE HELP. I'll try to get more pics if I can, shes been usig my phone to text people though, so I cant right now. PLEASE!



Awh, he's going for an academy award now

You have to get pysical, touch her, put your arm around her, nibble on her ear then report back

 

[tbike06]

shenanigans

 

[FrustratedUser]

This thread gives me wood.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

It's Shens.

This is one of his other shens threads.

 

[SlitheryDee]

OMGLOL!! :laugh:

 

[hypn0tik]

Shens. GF (or female friend if you will) is definitely in on it. I wouldn't be surprised if she neffed ATOT along with him.

 

[SViper]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
It's Shens.

This is one of his other shens threads.

And here is another
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I call Shens.

Edit: You did have me going there for a sec, but you gotta love it when the search feature actually works.

 

[Accipiter22]

LMAO!!!!!!
"I didn't know if it would be right to have sex with her after only a year of dating). WHAT DO I DO TO GET INTO HER PANTS????? I'm thinkin about asking if she wants to come see my new computers"


seriously dude, that made my ****** night, oh ******. hahahhahahahha

 

[Le Québécois]

Shens or not...you better do something better then "show her you computer", unless you want to bore her to death...
My advice...make a move or let it be. After what you have done I don't see how you can get any lower...so you got nothing to lose.

Except maybe her friendship but you don't seem to want that kind of relation with her....

And damn it...stop comming here for advice..grow some balls, make your move and don't post here until you're done with it....

And if it's shens..then I don't really care because I have nothing to lose by trying to help someone....and anyways even if I did try to help, you made my night...man this post is really funny...true or not.