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MeanMeosh

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... did you guys know that ditb with a her in there was a forbidden word now??? anyway... that's my suggestion... jolly good spoof.
 
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schizoid

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Originally posted by: MeanMeosh
... did you guys know that ditb with a her in there was a forbidden word now??? anyway... that's my suggestion... jolly good spoof.
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heh
 
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Walleye

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Originally posted by: MeanMeosh
... did you guys know that ditb with a her in there was a forbidden word now??? anyway... that's my suggestion... jolly good spoof.
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we can always make up new ones... like DIITB. :p
 
Siddhartha

Siddhartha

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Originally posted by: schizoid
So there's this girl I like, right? We've been like, "talking" to each other for about 3 weeks now, but I've known her for almost all of my life. See, it's sort of a long story, but we grew up together and stuff (although she moved to the other side of town when she was like 10, so she went to a different junior high/high school, and then went to a different college than me).

So know we're back home and stuff, and been talking, and hanging out, and it's really cool. She tells me all sorts of stories about college (she went to school back east) and how much different it is there and stuff, but she gets really quiet when we talk about past relationships. At first I didn't think much of it (what's the old saying, don't talk about religeon, politics and ex's on a first date or something?) but after awhile, I thought it was a little strange that she wouldn't tell me anything about the other people she'd been with.

I was always open with her about who I'd dated and the experiences I'd had, since I feel like they're all part of me and make me a better person. Well, one day, we're walking around downtown, and I offer to buy her some coldstone (you know, that super expensive, super heavy ice cream they make on a big freezing marble slab and all?). So, we go inside to the ice cream store, and she can't decide what she wants...which is another story all together. She's totally indecive, which really bugs me, but it's something I can get over, since you can't have the perfect lady, right? So, finally she gets some horrible cake flavored concoction and stuff, and I get some chocolate with cookie dough and we sit down.

We start chit-chatting and stuff (she tells me about her brother who has decided to go to school back east too, and how she's worried that he won't like it and stuff) and I notice something: She's wearing this white skirt, and she isn't wearing any underwear! I'm seriously like WTF?! The thing is, she catches me looking, and sort of smiles at me and stuff. Keep in mind, we'd only just kissed (and even that wasn't for that long) up to this point.

So, that sort of surprised me, but what really made me freak out is the fact that she had a penis.

So I don't know what to do.

Suggestions?
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LOL!

Okay, this is the last YAGT for me. If I want drama I will watch TV
 
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MazerRackham

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LOL good stuff! Hahahha :) I was about to post something before getting to the penis statement, and I'm glad I did before posting, or I'd look like more of an idiot than I already am.
 
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rpc64

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Thanks a lot for nearly making me bust out laughing in a small room with 6 other people in it at work! Best nef EVAR! :beer:
 
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chin311

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DANG YOU!!!1 you made me waste all that time reading your story and then its all a joke
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good one tho :p
 
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schizoid

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Originally posted by: rpc64
Thanks a lot for nearly making me bust out laughing in a small room with 6 other people in it at work! Best nef EVAR! :beer:
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Can I quote you on that?

=]

 
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GoingUp

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Jul 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: schizoid
So there's this girl I like, right? We've been like, "talking" to each other for about 3 weeks now, but I've known her for almost all of my life. See, it's sort of a long story, but we grew up together and stuff (although she moved to the other side of town when she was like 10, so she went to a different junior high/high school, and then went to a different college than me).

So know we're back home and stuff, and been talking, and hanging out, and it's really cool. She tells me all sorts of stories about college (she went to school back east) and how much different it is there and stuff, but she gets really quiet when we talk about past relationships. At first I didn't think much of it (what's the old saying, don't talk about religeon, politics and ex's on a first date or something?) but after awhile, I thought it was a little strange that she wouldn't tell me anything about the other people she'd been with.

I was always open with her about who I'd dated and the experiences I'd had, since I feel like they're all part of me and make me a better person. Well, one day, we're walking around downtown, and I offer to buy her some coldstone (you know, that super expensive, super heavy ice cream they make on a big freezing marble slab and all?). So, we go inside to the ice cream store, and she can't decide what she wants...which is another story all together. She's totally indecive, which really bugs me, but it's something I can get over, since you can't have the perfect lady, right? So, finally she gets some horrible cake flavored concoction and stuff, and I get some chocolate with cookie dough and we sit down.

We start chit-chatting and stuff (she tells me about her brother who has decided to go to school back east too, and how she's worried that he won't like it and stuff) and I notice something: She's wearing this white skirt, and she isn't wearing any underwear! I'm seriously like WTF?! The thing is, she catches me looking, and sort of smiles at me and stuff. Keep in mind, we'd only just kissed (and even that wasn't for that long) up to this point.

So, that sort of surprised me, but what really made me freak out is the fact that she had a penis.

So I don't know what to do.

Suggestions?
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:beer:
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Good shiz though, right? Do you think I have the YAGT style down pretty well?
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that was funny
 
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schizoid

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Originally posted by: her209
So did you get down on your knees and ....
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Of course!

I'm not gonna buy a trick ice cream and come away empty handed.

Bow chicka wow wow.
 
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