YAGT: I'm not sure what to do...

schizoid

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So there's this girl I like, right? We've been like, "talking" to each other for about 3 weeks now, but I've known her for almost all of my life. See, it's sort of a long story, but we grew up together and stuff (although she moved to the other side of town when she was like 10, so she went to a different junior high/high school, and then went to a different college than me).

So know we're back home and stuff, and been talking, and hanging out, and it's really cool. She tells me all sorts of stories about college (she went to school back east) and how much different it is there and stuff, but she gets really quiet when we talk about past relationships. At first I didn't think much of it (what's the old saying, don't talk about religeon, politics and ex's on a first date or something?) but after awhile, I thought it was a little strange that she wouldn't tell me anything about the other people she'd been with.

I was always open with her about who I'd dated and the experiences I'd had, since I feel like they're all part of me and make me a better person. Well, one day, we're walking around downtown, and I offer to buy her some coldstone (you know, that super expensive, super heavy ice cream they make on a big freezing marble slab and all?). So, we go inside to the ice cream store, and she can't decide what she wants...which is another story all together. She's totally indecive, which really bugs me, but it's something I can get over, since you can't have the perfect lady, right? So, finally she gets some horrible cake flavored concoction and stuff, and I get some chocolate with cookie dough and we sit down.

We start chit-chatting and stuff (she tells me about her brother who has decided to go to school back east too, and how she's worried that he won't like it and stuff) and I notice something: She's wearing this white skirt, and she isn't wearing any underwear! I'm seriously like WTF?! The thing is, she catches me looking, and sort of smiles at me and stuff. Keep in mind, we'd only just kissed (and even that wasn't for that long) up to this point.

So, that sort of surprised me, but what really made me freak out is the fact that she had a penis.

So I don't know what to do.

Suggestions?
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: schizoid
So there's this girl I like, right? We've been like, "talking" to each other for about 3 weeks now, but I've known her for almost all of my life. See, it's sort of a long story, but we grew up together and stuff (although she moved to the other side of town when she was like 10, so she went to a different junior high/high school, and then went to a different college than me).

So know we're back home and stuff, and been talking, and hanging out, and it's really cool. She tells me all sorts of stories about college (she went to school back east) and how much different it is there and stuff, but she gets really quiet when we talk about past relationships. At first I didn't think much of it (what's the old saying, don't talk about religeon, politics and ex's on a first date or something?) but after awhile, I thought it was a little strange that she wouldn't tell me anything about the other people she'd been with.

I was always open with her about who I'd dated and the experiences I'd had, since I feel like they're all part of me and make me a better person. Well, one day, we're walking around downtown, and I offer to buy her some coldstone (you know, that super expensive, super heavy ice cream they make on a big freezing marble slab and all?). So, we go inside to the ice cream store, and she can't decide what she wants...which is another story all together. She's totally indecive, which really bugs me, but it's something I can get over, since you can't have the perfect lady, right? So, finally she gets some horrible cake flavored concoction and stuff, and I get some chocolate with cookie dough and we sit down.

We start chit-chatting and stuff (she tells me about her brother who has decided to go to school back east too, and how she's worried that he won't like it and stuff) and I notice something: She's wearing this white skirt, and she isn't wearing any underwear! I'm seriously like WTF?! The thing is, she catches me looking, and sort of smiles at me and stuff. Keep in mind, we'd only just kissed (and even that wasn't for that long) up to this point.

So, that sort of surprised me, but what really made me freak out is the fact that she had a penis.

So I don't know what to do.

Suggestions?

You had me going good up to the point where you said she has a penis. Get outta here, ya trolling freak! :D
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: schizoid
So there's this girl I like, right? We've been like, "talking" to each other for about 3 weeks now, but I've known her for almost all of my life. See, it's sort of a long story, but we grew up together and stuff (although she moved to the other side of town when she was like 10, so she went to a different junior high/high school, and then went to a different college than me).

So know we're back home and stuff, and been talking, and hanging out, and it's really cool. She tells me all sorts of stories about college (she went to school back east) and how much different it is there and stuff, but she gets really quiet when we talk about past relationships. At first I didn't think much of it (what's the old saying, don't talk about religeon, politics and ex's on a first date or something?) but after awhile, I thought it was a little strange that she wouldn't tell me anything about the other people she'd been with.

I was always open with her about who I'd dated and the experiences I'd had, since I feel like they're all part of me and make me a better person. Well, one day, we're walking around downtown, and I offer to buy her some coldstone (you know, that super expensive, super heavy ice cream they make on a big freezing marble slab and all?). So, we go inside to the ice cream store, and she can't decide what she wants...which is another story all together. She's totally indecive, which really bugs me, but it's something I can get over, since you can't have the perfect lady, right? So, finally she gets some horrible cake flavored concoction and stuff, and I get some chocolate with cookie dough and we sit down.

We start chit-chatting and stuff (she tells me about her brother who has decided to go to school back east too, and how she's worried that he won't like it and stuff) and I notice something: She's wearing this white skirt, and she isn't wearing any underwear! I'm seriously like WTF?! The thing is, she catches me looking, and sort of smiles at me and stuff. Keep in mind, we'd only just kissed (and even that wasn't for that long) up to this point.

So, that sort of surprised me, but what really made me freak out is the fact that she had a penis.

So I don't know what to do.

Suggestions?

:beer:

 

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schizoid

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Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
Originally posted by: schizoid
So there's this girl I like, right? We've been like, "talking" to each other for about 3 weeks now, but I've known her for almost all of my life. See, it's sort of a long story, but we grew up together and stuff (although she moved to the other side of town when she was like 10, so she went to a different junior high/high school, and then went to a different college than me).

So know we're back home and stuff, and been talking, and hanging out, and it's really cool. She tells me all sorts of stories about college (she went to school back east) and how much different it is there and stuff, but she gets really quiet when we talk about past relationships. At first I didn't think much of it (what's the old saying, don't talk about religeon, politics and ex's on a first date or something?) but after awhile, I thought it was a little strange that she wouldn't tell me anything about the other people she'd been with.

I was always open with her about who I'd dated and the experiences I'd had, since I feel like they're all part of me and make me a better person. Well, one day, we're walking around downtown, and I offer to buy her some coldstone (you know, that super expensive, super heavy ice cream they make on a big freezing marble slab and all?). So, we go inside to the ice cream store, and she can't decide what she wants...which is another story all together. She's totally indecive, which really bugs me, but it's something I can get over, since you can't have the perfect lady, right? So, finally she gets some horrible cake flavored concoction and stuff, and I get some chocolate with cookie dough and we sit down.

We start chit-chatting and stuff (she tells me about her brother who has decided to go to school back east too, and how she's worried that he won't like it and stuff) and I notice something: She's wearing this white skirt, and she isn't wearing any underwear! I'm seriously like WTF?! The thing is, she catches me looking, and sort of smiles at me and stuff. Keep in mind, we'd only just kissed (and even that wasn't for that long) up to this point.

So, that sort of surprised me, but what really made me freak out is the fact that she had a penis.

So I don't know what to do.

Suggestions?

:beer:

Good shiz though, right? Do you think I have the YAGT style down pretty well?

 
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Aw man the ending sucked big time... :disgust: somebody please continue the story...
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: schizoid


Good shiz though, right? Do you think I have the YAGT style down pretty well?

Yeah. Maybe you should ghostwrite YAGTs for the other people on this board. ;)
 

AMDSoldier

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LOL that was funny... I think you can write a book about that and probably sell pretty good too. :D
 

schizoid

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Originally posted by: csiro
Aw man the ending sucked big time... :disgust: somebody please continue the story...

Hmmm...maybe I'll work up a better ending. Perhaps something involving a goat and David Hassellhoff.

I really should ghostwrite for YAGT.

Sigh.

So much talent...wasted.
 

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I was eating a long burrito....... no seriously... *pukes out burrito due to induced mental image*
 

schizoid

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Originally posted by: DAWeinG
I was eating a long burrito....... no seriously... *pukes out burrito due to induced mental image*

Yeah...I bet you like to eat the long burrito, don't you?
 

DAWeinG

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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: DAWeinG
I was eating a long burrito....... no seriously... *pukes out burrito due to induced mental image*

Yeah...I bet you like to eat the long burrito, don't you?

'Tis the only reason why I eat it my friend.
 

schizoid

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Originally posted by: DAWeinG
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: DAWeinG
I was eating a long burrito....... no seriously... *pukes out burrito due to induced mental image*

Yeah...I bet you like to eat the long burrito, don't you?

'Tis the only reason why I eat it my friend.

Me too.

I like long twinkies better.

I like to masticate my twinkie...slowly...until the cream comes out.
 

DAWeinG

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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: DAWeinG
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: DAWeinG
I was eating a long burrito....... no seriously... *pukes out burrito due to induced mental image*

Yeah...I bet you like to eat the long burrito, don't you?

'Tis the only reason why I eat it my friend.

Me too.

I like long twinkies better.

I like to masticate my twinkie...slowly...until the cream comes out.

I'll pass on the twinkies... but footlong hotdogs... I circumcise them with my teeth :Q