YAGT: I'm confused!!!

[schizoid]

What's a girl?

 

[ThaGrandCow]

It's that green stuff you pull from inbetween your toes and from your belly button.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: schizoid
What's a girl?

Something you will never have.

 

[Zrom999]

see pic

 

[ndee]

your right hand.

 

[Booster]

Originally posted by: schizoid
What's a girl?

It's all the evil in the world. She attracts you, then she robs you and runs away, leaving your soul empty and in pain. When you see a girl, run fast! Very fast and the farther the better!

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: ndee
your right hand.

Hahahaha, how true for most of us on this forum.

 

[ElFenix]

succubi!

 

[her209]

 

[schizoid]

Ok, so, according to you guys, I've been dating this "girl" since I was like 13, but I shouldn't let "her" get control of my emotions?

The thing is, sometimes when I go play PS2 for a really long time with "her" she doesn't want to...you know...afterwards because "she's" all worn out. It sucks.

 

[ohtwell]

Girls are EVIL!! Stay away from them at all costs!! :Q:Q





: ) Amanda

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: KraziKid

Originally posted by: ndee
your right hand.

Hahahaha, how true for most of us on this forum.

Speak for yourslf there skippy...Alot of guys use their left

 

[azncoffeeboi]

ewwwww..... girls!

girls have cooties.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: schizoid
Ok, so, according to you guys, I've been dating this "girl" since I was like 13, but I shouldn't let "her" get control of my emotions?

The thing is, sometimes when I go play PS2 for a really long time with "her" she doesn't want to...you know...afterwards because "she's" all worn out. It sucks.

Ha! I know your secret identity now! This is lies, all lies!

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: schizoid
Ok, so, according to you guys, I've been dating this "girl" since I was like 13, but I shouldn't let "her" get control of my emotions?

The thing is, sometimes when I go play PS2 for a really long time with "her" she doesn't want to...you know...afterwards because "she's" all worn out. It sucks.

Ha! I know your secret identity now! This is lies, all lies!

You're right...I actually get mad 'tang.

But, you know, wouldn't wanna make the other boys here jealous.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: schizoid
Ok, so, according to you guys, I've been dating this "girl" since I was like 13, but I shouldn't let "her" get control of my emotions?

The thing is, sometimes when I go play PS2 for a really long time with "her" she doesn't want to...you know...afterwards because "she's" all worn out. It sucks.

Ha! I know your secret identity now! This is lies, all lies!

You're right...I actually get mad 'tang.

But, you know, wouldn't wanna make the other boys here jealous.

That's all lies too!!

 

[isekii]

He's prolly gay.
Hence he doesn't know the meaning of a girl. He prolly sees females as males too, just unattractive ones.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: isekii
He's prolly gay.
Hence he doesn't know the meaning of a girl. He prolly sees females as males too, just unattractive ones.

You got me.

I'm mad gay.

Wanna hump?

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: isekii
He's prolly gay.
Hence he doesn't know the meaning of a girl. He prolly sees females as males too, just unattractive ones.

You got me.

I'm mad gay.

Wanna hump?

Sorry, I'm only attracted to Girls ... oh you don't know what they are.

They're opposite of what you are.

 

[Booster]

On a side note, this brings up quite an interesting question IMO. If almost all the guys are lonely and dating something else, what are the corresponding girls doing? Last time I checked there were just about as many girls as boys (maybe a little less, though). What are thy doing and whom are they dating then?

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: isekii
He's prolly gay.
Hence he doesn't know the meaning of a girl. He prolly sees females as males too, just unattractive ones.

You got me.

I'm mad gay.

Wanna hump?

Lies lies lies!

Er, okay, I'm done now

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Booster
On a side note, this brings up quite an interesting question IMO. If almost all the guys are lonely and dating something else, what are the corresponding girls doing? Last time I checked there were just about as many girls as boys (maybe a little less, though). What are thy doing and whom are they dating then?

Sitting together in a bathroom somewhere, giggling about how miserable they're making you all.

 

[schizoid]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: schizoid

Originally posted by: isekii
He's prolly gay.
Hence he doesn't know the meaning of a girl. He prolly sees females as males too, just unattractive ones.

You got me.

I'm mad gay.

Wanna hump?

Lies lies lies!

Er, okay, I'm done now

Apparently, the folks here fail to see my sarcastic nature...but yes, not knowing what a girl is is a lie, and being gay is a lie.

Now, getting mad tang? Well, that one's all true.

Heh.

 

[Booster]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Booster
On a side note, this brings up quite an interesting question IMO. If almost all the guys are lonely and dating something else, what are the corresponding girls doing? Last time I checked there were just about as many girls as boys (maybe a little less, though). What are thy doing and whom are they dating then?

Sitting together in a bathroom somewhere, giggling about how miserable they're making you all.

Duh, I know that the perception of a man among girls and a woman among boys are exactly the opposite. Guys view almost all girls as just that - girls, possible sexual objects, whereas girls think of only about 1% of men as of real men, he-he. You know that cool type of a guy. Girls often prefer to stay lonely than to date some boy instead of a real man just for the heck of it.