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YAGT -- i think i have a stalker

so i was at the cinema lat night with my girlfriend and a couple of friends, we are waiting on a few more people to arrive...when they do, one of them has his new girlfriend with him. now this guy i've known for 2 years, but i don't hang out with him, jus see him round every so often

this girl he's with, I dont know her, but her names faye an shes a bit of a loud mouth and a bit of a slapper (hosebag) imo, anyway they turn up n a few of us kinda secretly start laughing at wat faye was wearing because it was kinda bright n slutty at the same time, though my girlfriend actually did laugh out abit. but all seemed well

anyway later bout 11:30 i get a call, withheld number, i pick up n it goes a little something like this

me: hello?
her: hi, its faye is this alex mason?
me:yes it is, what do u want?
her: well ive seen u around a bit n stuff n wondered do u have a gf?
me :yes i do thanks
her: you do?!?!?!? (at this point her voice sounds funny, its either holding back tears, being scared or trying not to laugh)
me:yeah i do
her: is that the one with the dark hair i see u with? emma is it?, kinda skinny, not very pretty - you can do better than her
me: damn right she is pretty, shes damn pretty
her: shes pretty?
me:yeah
her: well why dont u want me instead?
me: i have no idea who the hell you are
her: im faye, faye scott (i think she said scott, ishe said it very fast)
me:?
her:how long been goin out?
me: over 10months
her:10 MONTHS!!!!! really.....you've wasted your time shes a bitch
me: no i havent
her:you have u should have me instead im better than her u can do better than that
me: (i hear sniggering in background) do you know malcolm? (faye in paragraphs aboves bf)
her: malcolm who?
me: Do u go out with malcolm?
her:no i dont know him
me:whos in the backgroud with u?
her: my friend claire
me : ok
her:so you wouldnt rather have me then?
me: no an i dont have a clue who u are
her: im better
me:i dont care
her: fine, youve wasted ur time though,
me:i dont care
hr: well enjoy your life then
me: ok thanks i will u to
her:fine
me: bye

i put the phone down, n then i tell my gf.

my girlfriend txts the two guys who know the faye i thought it was, and turns out shes been with them all night and hasnt done anything. besides she doesnt know me and none of them have my mobile number

my gf then tells me that people had phoned her house before with similar stuff, saying shes a bitch and the ahe's no good for me.

so far we are sure its not the faye we saw earlier that night. so theres someone by the name of faye scott who i havent a clue about yet she knows my name an my gf's name, and she somehow had my mobile number

and seems to be very disgruntled at the fact me n em have been goin out for over 10months

i dont think she was serious...coz i mean if u wanted to go out with some one u dont phone them up n insult their gf on the fone to win their hearts. but she did sound close to tears....that or she was scared bout phoning me.

an like i said ppl have phoned my gf house with similar abuse.

hope it all jus stops

for the guy below who cant read english (smoggie english anyway 😛)

Cliffs

1)go to cinema, chuckle at mates new gf called faye
2)watch movie go home
3)get call at 11:30 by a girl called faye scott
4)pretty sure its not my mates gf
5)she basically insults my gf while trying to get me to meet her
6)i tell her to basically get lost
7) i tell my gf
8)she says shes had stuff like this before, but to her home phone
9)and i hope it all stops

update:my friend did say he saw some one from secondary school that he recognised, it was a girl but the name faye didnt fit the face
 
I think most of that kind of stuff will stop once you graduate from middle school, so just hang in there.
 
Originally posted by: Zeeky Boogy Doog
Originally posted by: Ogg
Originally posted by: Red
I think most of that kind of stuff will stop once you graduate from middle school, so just hang in there.

heh heh :thumbsup:

Yeah...

and I wonder, when people type like that, does it sound as stupid in their head as it does in mine? Or does it sound normal in their head? 😕
 
Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer
Originally posted by: Red
I think most of that kind of stuff will stop once you graduate from middle school, so just hang in there.
nice one im at UNI
well then grow up cause it sounds like ur in middle school.

and wtf is a "bit of a slapper"?

 
sigh......i knew half geordie half smoggie would confuse u americans, sorry.

slapper is kinda like slutty or bit of a tart.

same language different dialect and words that arent common to you, course it will sound wierd...i was typing fast though, on this awful keyboard...the keys are very stiffly sprung
 
Originally posted by: Lonyo
Seriously, LEARN TO FVCKING TYPE.


meh i dont care much for english or typing correctly. im studying mechanical engineering so it doesnt really bother me, im much better with numbers n maths, and physics than i am english and typing

and there cant be much wrong with my typing or else i wouldnt of got Straight A's in physics for all tests and courseworks

well i re-read what i wrote and il agree theres a few spelling errors, probably grammatical ones too, and of course theres places ive shortend words, and used copious slang relavent only to the area i live in

and ive always had this problem of never being able to explain what i want properly. i can never hit the nail on the head, i find it hard to explain stuff, and i end up waffling loads around the point but never actually getting the full point across....i jus suck at concise-ness
 
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: Zeeky Boogy Doog
Originally posted by: Ogg
Originally posted by: Red
I think most of that kind of stuff will stop once you graduate from middle school, so just hang in there.

heh heh :thumbsup:

Yeah...

and I wonder, when people type like that, does it sound as stupid in their head as it does in mine? Or does it sound normal in their head? 😕


yes it sounds right in my head....i dont expect it to sound right in yours, 1) you dont have my head 2) u live in a different country with possibly a different native language and you'll have your own slang and short hand tied to where u live
 
Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer
sigh......i knew half geordie half smoggie would confuse u americans, sorry.

slapper is kinda like slutty or bit of a tart.

same language different dialect and words that arent common to you, course it will sound wierd...i was typing fast though, on this awful keyboard...the keys are very stiffly sprung

Please use spellcheck
 
Originally posted by: otispunkmeyer
Originally posted by: Lonyo
Seriously, LEARN TO FVCKING TYPE.


meh i dont care much for english or typing correctly. im studying mechanical engineering so it doesnt really bother me, im much better with numbers n maths, and physics than i am english and typing

and there cant be much wrong with my typing or else i wouldnt of got Straight A's in physics for all tests and courseworks

well i re-read what i wrote and il agree theres a few spelling errors, probably grammatical ones too, and of course theres places ive shortend words, and used copious slang relavent only to the area i live in

and ive always had this problem of never being able to explain what i want properly. i can never hit the nail on the head, i find it hard to explain stuff, and i end up waffling loads around the point but never actually getting the full point across....i jus suck at concise-ness

yo sho yo in uni? <- sarcasm
 
Somewhere there is a High School English Teacher who let this kid pass his or her class.

That teacher must be found and stopped!
 
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