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YAGT: I need VTEC so I can get this girl

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jtvang125

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Ever since I laid my eyes on the most popular girl at my high school, I've been in love. She's a senior and I'm a junior. I really like her...actually I love her but she doesnt know it. I really want to ask if she wants to go "around" with me but I heard from people that she is looking for a guy that drives a car that has VTEC because her brother has one and she likes how fast it goes when the VTEC kicks in. I know honda makes VTEC and I drive a honda so I want to know if I can put VTEC into my 1989 honda accord. I don't think it has VTEC because I don't hear anything and people say that when VTEC kicks in, it makes the engine louder. I really want to get with this girl so if you can tell me how I can put VTEC into my car I would be very thankful.
 
edit: nm, no way this is serious. i cant imagine anyone is this incredibly stupid in real life. i just cant allow myself to believe that.

also, i hope this is a parody and i just dont know it.
 
You had a good concept but pretty bad implementation. You have a good future here if you sharpen up a bit.
 
Originally posted by: yllus
You had a good concept but pretty bad implementation. You have a good future here if you sharpen up a bit.
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LOL 🙂

Always remember these words of wisdom, a girl who loves you for your car.... don't love you.
 
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
Just put some vtec stickers on the windows, she won't know the difference.
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QFT

And if you try to put a VTEC engine into a 1989 Accord, I will go out and buy Fast & Furious, then proceed to give slice you to death with broken shards from the DVD that I beat you in the face with.
 
At least he spells it right give him some credit there. At least he's not saying a phone company increases his engine sound.

VTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!!!!!!!!
 
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