Originally posted by: FoBoT
i thought you were a witch
or is that saltboy?
Originally posted by: Storm
Nice pic.
She's got the crazy hair going on
Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
i had a bet like that with a girl once, but it involved a yard stick, not a scale
Originally posted by: Storm
Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
i had a bet like that with a girl once, but it involved a yard stick, not a scale
I take "it" wasn't as big as you claimed "it" to be?
Originally posted by: Storm
Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
i had a bet like that with a girl once, but it involved a yard stick, not a scale
I take "it" wasn't as big as you claimed "it" to be?
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
LOL,Sounds like a lot of work to get a date! I usually just smile and say hello myself
Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
Originally posted by: Storm
Originally posted by: rudeguy5757
i had a bet like that with a girl once, but it involved a yard stick, not a scale
I take "it" wasn't as big as you claimed "it" to be?
no...i proved the full 3 inches
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Since you are new to this, here are some guidelines for a successful relationship
1) Always be suspicious. You cannot trust women.
2) Install a keylogger program on your computer and get all her passwords.
3) Obtain one of those viels those middle eastern women wear and follow her around. Everywhere.
4) Check out her place of work and give all the guys over there a mean look. That will scare them
5) Whenever she comes late, question her rigousouly.
6) Don't ever let her go out alone. See #3
7) Record her car's mileage everytime she goes anywhere. Then question her if it's too low or too high.
[/end of a really really corny joke]
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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Since you are new to this, here are some guidelines for a successful relationship
1) Always be suspicious. You cannot trust women.
2) Install a keylogger program on your computer and get all her passwords.
3) Obtain one of those viels those middle eastern women wear and follow her around. Everywhere.
4) Check out her place of work and give all the guys over there a mean look. That will scare them
5) Whenever she comes late, question her rigousouly.
6) Don't ever let her go out alone. See #3
7) Record her car's mileage everytime she goes anywhere. Then question her if it's too low or too high.
[/end of a really really corny joke]
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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Since you are new to this, here are some guidelines for a successful relationship
1) Always be suspicious. You cannot trust women.
2) Install a keylogger program on your computer and get all her passwords.
3) Obtain one of those viels those middle eastern women wear and follow her around. Everywhere.
4) Check out her place of work and give all the guys over there a mean look. That will scare them
5) Whenever she comes late, question her rigousouly.
6) Don't ever let her go out alone. See #3
7) Record her car's mileage everytime she goes anywhere. Then question her if it's too low or too high.
[/end of a really really corny joke]
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Originally posted by: rgwalt
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Since you are new to this, here are some guidelines for a successful relationship
1) Always be suspicious. You cannot trust women.
2) Install a keylogger program on your computer and get all her passwords.
3) Obtain one of those viels those middle eastern women wear and follow her around. Everywhere.
4) Check out her place of work and give all the guys over there a mean look. That will scare them
5) Whenever she comes late, question her rigousouly.
6) Don't ever let her go out alone. See #3
7) Record her car's mileage everytime she goes anywhere. Then question her if it's too low or too high.
[/end of a really really corny joke]
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I am fascinated by your dating tips and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter...
Ryan
Originally posted by: toant103
she's not bad looking.
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: toant103
she's not bad looking.
Not bad looking? Hell... she's a hell of a cutie! (need a full-body pic, though)