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YAGT: I had to tell her goodbye.

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Well.. I'm gonna jump off the ol' bandwagon to sympathize with him. He's probby just not impressed at the caliber of girls today.. and frankly, neither am I. That doesn't make you gay or sad.. it just makes you better for not lowering your standards just because girls that should exist don't.

 
She wasnt right for you if your PC seemed more attractive...

Well there ya go. That's my point.

That doesn't make you gay or sad.. it just makes you better for not lowering your standards just because girls that should exist don't.

Wow. Just... wow. Can I quote that?


02490280482308428098 GB of RAM

You lost credibility when you began the number of GB with a 0.

I vote for mandatory pics or autolock when posting a YAGT

Con
1. That would be unenforceable.
2. Too much bandwidth on the Anandtech servers would demand paid subscription.

Pro
1. It would promote unethical stalking, which is fun.
2. We'd have more pics. Or at least repeats of funny ones.
 
Originally posted by: xirtam
Since leaving her, I've discovered that my computer is far less annoyingly sentimental. This increases my overall satisfaction with the situation.

Or perhaps this is just my way of coping with rejection. Are there any psychology majors around?

And now you can have sex with the computer without it complaining. 😉
 
Originally posted by: xirtam
It came down to either her or my computer. Naturally, I picked the one with the faster processor.

Seriously, girlfriends are overrated.

Did you try to overclock her? :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: xirtam
It came down to either her or my computer. Naturally, I picked the one with the faster processor.

Seriously, girlfriends are overrated.

Did you try to overclock her? :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

Yeah, her performance got bogged down when she got overloaded.
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Please.
 
Originally posted by: xirtam
Originally posted by: Aquaman
Originally posted by: xirtam
It came down to either her or my computer. Naturally, I picked the one with the faster processor.

Seriously, girlfriends are overrated.

Did you try to overclock her? :Q

Cheers,
Aquaman

Yeah, her performance got bogged down when she got overloaded.
rolleye.gif


Please.

Maybe the problem is "your" frontside bus is too small 😉 😀

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
So you gave up on her dual processors (too small?).

And you're telling us you are a momma'sboard kind of guy?
 
Originally posted by: xirtam
It came down to either her or my computer. Naturally, I picked the one with the faster processor.

Seriously, girlfriends are overrated.

if you did pick your PC over a girl, you sir, are a true geek...

 

Quick test...

Take bath with GF,

Then take bath with Computer, which must be on.


Get back and them us which was more fun.



 
Originally posted by: JSClark
Originally posted by: xirtam
It came down to either her or my computer. Naturally, I picked the one with the faster processor.

Seriously, girlfriends are overrated.

if you did pick your PC over a girl, you sir, are a true geek...

What if his gf was a bitch? Or turned horrible/nasty after a while? You can't tell me that you would stay with her then still?

If she was nice and you choose her over your pc then you are a FOOL. If there was no problem with her......
 
Originally posted by: JSClark
Originally posted by: xirtam
It came down to either her or my computer. Naturally, I picked the one with the faster processor.

Seriously, girlfriends are overrated.

if you did pick your PC over a girl, you sir, are a true geek...

Yes, sir, I know that.
 
Originally posted by: xirtam

For the cost of breast implants, I could build a supercomputer.

You've got to be joking.
That's why YOU don't pay for them. SHE does. My girlfriend paid for her own implants and I'm a happier man for it. 🙂

Edit: And as much as I love my girlfriend, and as hot as she is, sometimes I'd prefer a game of BF1942 to sex.
 
Well now I suppose that's one benefit. My computer will never be able to upgrade itself. But if cost-benefit analysis prevails in any sense of the word, my computer has thus far proven to be far more efficient than the girl counterpart.
 
If she was making him pick between her and the computer, he was right to pick the computer. If he was spending so much time on the computer that she had to make him pick, she was right to give him the ultimatum.
 
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