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YAGT: I am SOOO in the doghouse

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This all happened as my wife and I were getting ready for bed last night.

My wife was standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. "You know, Honey ," she commented, "I stare into this mirror and I see an
ancient creature. My face is starting to wrinkle, my boobs are beginning to sag, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and my butt is becoming more ample by the day"

She turned to face me and said, "Please, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."


I looked at her for a moment and then said in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well...there's certainly nothing wrong with your eyesight."

That didn't go over so well...
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
This all happened as my wife and I were getting ready for bed last night.

My wife was standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself. "You know, Honey ," she commented, "I stare into this mirror and I see an
ancient creature. My face is starting to wrinkle, my boobs are beginning to sag, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and my butt is becoming more ample by the day"

She turned to face me and said, "Please, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."


I looked at her for a moment and then said in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well...there's certainly nothing wrong with your eyesight."

That didn't go over so well...
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Ever see the movie "Unfaithful"? Watch yourself buddy.
 
I call shens. No way you said that, because if you DID, you couldn't have typed this thread. It's impossible to type with both arms in casts. 😀
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I call shens. No way you said that, because if you DID, you couldn't have typed this thread. It's impossible to type with both arms in casts. 😀
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I am typing with a very high pitched voice...
 
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