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Yagt - how do you ask a girl...

element

Diamond Member
Ok, so i've been dating this girl for two weeks now and whenever i go out, i get this impression i should make a move. You know, kind of like a spidey-sense for men. Because I watch spiderman and he is the coolest superhero ever! I wanna be just like spiderman. He's my hero.

The first few dates went ok but I think i spent too much on her what do you think. Here's the breakdown of the first date. Speaking of breakdowns i almost had one too. Is that bad? Anyway here's the rundown:

$8 for a movie
$5,000 for popcorn and goober snacks

total $5,008.00


After the movie I told myself if i didn't make a move this time, then i may be put into the FRIENDS category forever and shoot, holding hands should be the easiest thing.. but for me I was hard.

So I'm on this date with this girl and I says to her.....I says to her like this see....

me:"Ok I'm going to ask you somehting now, and i don't want you to get wierded out ok?"
she:"umm .... {paused here with a puzzled look on her face really awkward like as if she forgot to pack the mace}.....ok" she finally says after beads of sweat formed on my forehead.
me:"What time you got?"
she:"9:32pm"
me:"OMFG!!111 thank god you answered me, most women wouldn't even give me the time of day!!!111"

So anyways should I try holding her hand like a few months down the road, when we're confortable with each other? Cause my hands got really sweaty so i couldn't do it last night.

omg should I take an aspirin first in case i have a heart attack? I dread the day I have to make that move.
 
Ummmm......errrrr......ok.

Honestly the best approach is to spot one you like in a bar. Send her a drink...then walk up and say "Hey babe, sex?" You might get slapped a few times....but when it works.....IT WORKS!!!!
 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Ummmm......errrrr......ok.

Honestly the best approach is to spot one you like in a bar. Send her a drink...then walk up and say "Hey babe, sex?" You might get slapped a few times....but when it works.....IT WORKS!!!!

that's almost right, just substitute "hey babe" with "sup bitch", get with the program shinerburke 😛
 
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Ummmm......errrrr......ok.

Honestly the best approach is to spot one you like in a bar. Send her a drink...then walk up and say "Hey babe, sex?" You might get slapped a few times....but when it works.....IT WORKS!!!!

that's almost right, just substitute "hey babe" with "sup bitch", get with the program shinerburke 😛
Guess that is the difference between now and when I was in college in the early - mid 90's.....man I can't keep up with all this new language. You dig man? 😉
 
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Ummmm......errrrr......ok.

Honestly the best approach is to spot one you like in a bar. Send her a drink...then walk up and say "Hey babe, sex?" You might get slapped a few times....but when it works.....IT WORKS!!!!

that's almost right, just substitute "hey babe" with "sup bitch", get with the program shinerburke 😛

hmmm how about if I send her the drink and then as i'm walking by I say: "Are you from Nashville? Cause you're the only ten I see!"
 
Originally posted by: element
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Ummmm......errrrr......ok.

Honestly the best approach is to spot one you like in a bar. Send her a drink...then walk up and say "Hey babe, sex?" You might get slapped a few times....but when it works.....IT WORKS!!!!

that's almost right, just substitute "hey babe" with "sup bitch", get with the program shinerburke 😛

hmmm how about if I send her the drink and then as i'm walking by I say: "Are you from Nashville? Cause you're the only ten I see!"

Nah...a better one is to walk up....put your hands on her shoulders....then we she tells you to take off your hands you say...


Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: element
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Ummmm......errrrr......ok.

Honestly the best approach is to spot one you like in a bar. Send her a drink...then walk up and say "Hey babe, sex?" You might get slapped a few times....but when it works.....IT WORKS!!!!

that's almost right, just substitute "hey babe" with "sup bitch", get with the program shinerburke 😛

hmmm how about if I send her the drink and then as i'm walking by I say: "Are you from Nashville? Cause you're the only ten I see!"

Nah...a better one is to walk up....put your hands on her shoulders....then we she tells you to take off your hands you say...


Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

ahaha
 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: element
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Ummmm......errrrr......ok.

Honestly the best approach is to spot one you like in a bar. Send her a drink...then walk up and say "Hey babe, sex?" You might get slapped a few times....but when it works.....IT WORKS!!!!

that's almost right, just substitute "hey babe" with "sup bitch", get with the program shinerburke 😛

hmmm how about if I send her the drink and then as i'm walking by I say: "Are you from Nashville? Cause you're the only ten I see!"

Nah...a better one is to walk up....put your hands on her shoulders....then we she tells you to take off your hands you say...


Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

hehe thats a good one but I'm afraid of getting headbutted, very vulnerable in that position..not that its ever happened...being headbuttted that is...
 
Originally posted by: element
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: element
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Ummmm......errrrr......ok.

Honestly the best approach is to spot one you like in a bar. Send her a drink...then walk up and say "Hey babe, sex?" You might get slapped a few times....but when it works.....IT WORKS!!!!

that's almost right, just substitute "hey babe" with "sup bitch", get with the program shinerburke 😛

hmmm how about if I send her the drink and then as i'm walking by I say: "Are you from Nashville? Cause you're the only ten I see!"

Nah...a better one is to walk up....put your hands on her shoulders....then we she tells you to take off your hands you say...


Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

hehe thats a good one but I'm afraid of getting headbutted, very vulnerable in that position..not that its ever happened...being headbuttted that is...
Then try....

Baby, you are the finest thing in the world. I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
 
me:"Ok I'm going to ask you somehting now, and i don't want you to get wierded out ok?"
she:"umm .... {paused here with a puzzled look on her face really awkward like as if she forgot to pack the mace}.....ok" she finally says after beads of sweat formed on my forehead.
me:"What time you got?"
she:"9:32pm"
me:"OMFG!!111 thank god you answered me, most women wouldn't even give me the time of day!!!111"
LOL
 
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