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[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Do you normally vomit when you go bowling?

i must admit this statement made me curious too..lolol

Of course! What's the point of going bowling if you can't throw up? But, I've read, that ladies don't like the puke. I think it must be something with the smell or texture. Scientist call the mixture between bile and partially digested food the anti-pheromone... Spanish fly it aint.

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: isasir
Well you're in New York City, why not research what bars are near the restaurant and find one that's high on the romance scale. She'll know you purposely chose that place, so it should be obvious what your intentions are.

Good call, taking her to a great place in my new hood, Williamsburg. But what should I say without being tacky? She's very intelligent so probably has heard them all. I don't want to use a line and I don't want to be fake. I'll try to speak from my own mind but fallbacks are great to have, right?

Ah you're out in Brooklyn. You should take her to Rice Republic. This actually was going to be the place where I was supposed to have lunch on my first date with my (now) g/f, but they were closed for lunch on that day. Cool place tho'.

I'm not sure what bar is romantic in that area tho'.

As for what to say, I'd likely just say something like "So I've been checking out what bars are good in my new 'hood and there's this place a block away that's supposed to be pretty cool. Wanna go check it out?" (I don't claim to be Mr. Suave, but I still get results...)

I use Citysearch to plan a lot of my dates. I have no qualms about letting it be known in a roundabout way to dates.

 

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Do you normally vomit when you go bowling?

i must admit this statement made me curious too..lolol

Of course! What's the point of going bowling if you can't throw up? But, I've read, that ladies don't like the puke. I think it must be something with the smell or texture. Scientist call the mixture between bile and partially digested food the anti-pheromone... Spanish fly it aint.

If I were a girl I sure as hell wouldn't date you...vomit jokes, laundry on a date and Chuck-E-Cheese's? No thanks.

 

[knyghtbyte]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: isasir
Well you're in New York City, why not research what bars are near the restaurant and find one that's high on the romance scale. She'll know you purposely chose that place, so it should be obvious what your intentions are.

Good call, taking her to a great place in my new hood, Williamsburg. But what should I say without being tacky? She's very intelligent so probably has heard them all. I don't want to use a line and I don't want to be fake. I'll try to speak from my own mind but fallbacks are great to have, right?

If she is intelligent dont use lines, just talk to her about whatever you guys already talk about, ask more about her, women usually like to know you are interested in who they are and what they do as much as their body.....look at her lips from time to time when she talks...
If she is cultured as well then take her to one of those restaurants that has an art basis to it......even if you know nothing, she might and you can use that to get her talking, the more she talks the less you have to worry about saying corny things, also then she will assume you are the contemplative silent type, so then she will get round to asking you questions, that way you can give answers, dress them up a little if you like, i dont mean lie, or even embellish, i just mean give out more information than simple yes or no's.....
Then when the evening is over, pull her towards you and kiss her senseless....then let her go home.....next time you meet you get to do the kissing bit from the start of the date and it all gets comfy ;-)
no need to push the physical side, if that was so important to her she woulda told you to ah heck off by now....so im guessing she is happier that you are not pushing her around in that sense.....

anyway, good luck and enjoy
(and try not to throw up during the bowling...heh)

 

[Randum]

ok, first of all, a good ice breaker is "so you like to play video games?" or just say, so "nice shoes?" and you know what the next line is

on a more serious note, refrain from buying cr@p the first few months because youll see if shes into you, or the stuff you buy.
second, to show that subliminal "move" just do the catching her eyes with your thing, and then make some flattering comment after this happens, try to only do it a few times- but girls like that stuff and the response is usually pretty good.

Then before you know it, youll be in it 4 years, here comes her birthday...and oh sh1t, you spent $200 on a dinner..and youre still in college, pretend you can afford it and---
at the end of the day...its worth it! so save the real romatic stuff for a little further down the line.

 

[mi xiao]

Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
Give her a pearl necklace :Q

ah. a nice necklace will let her know she likes you.
:evil:




haha.

 

[lightpants]

Just ply her with booze, after that, it will just happen

 

[knyghtbyte]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Do you normally vomit when you go bowling?

i must admit this statement made me curious too..lolol

Of course! What's the point of going bowling if you can't throw up? But, I've read, that ladies don't like the puke. I think it must be something with the smell or texture. Scientist call the mixture between bile and partially digested food the anti-pheromone... Spanish fly it aint.

no, im sorry, i play bowls from time to time, and never has it involved puking....so wtf are you talking about u loon?

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Do you normally vomit when you go bowling?

i must admit this statement made me curious too..lolol

Of course! What's the point of going bowling if you can't throw up? But, I've read, that ladies don't like the puke. I think it must be something with the smell or texture. Scientist call the mixture between bile and partially digested food the anti-pheromone... Spanish fly it aint.

If I were a girl I sure as hell wouldn't date you...vomit jokes, laundry on a date and Chuck-E-Cheese's? No thanks.

I wouldn't date you either! you bore!

 

[amcdonald]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Do you normally vomit when you go bowling?

i must admit this statement made me curious too..lolol

Of course! What's the point of going bowling if you can't throw up? But, I've read, that ladies don't like the puke. I think it must be something with the smell or texture. Scientist call the mixture between bile and partially digested food the anti-pheromone... Spanish fly it aint.

That's just cause you're doing it wrong.
Puke ON her, she'll probably ask you to whip it out right there in the bowling alley.
You can sit on that little air vent thingy too, that'd be interesting.
You should make a movie about this, and post it.
And I want real puke.. not movie puke.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Do you normally vomit when you go bowling?

i must admit this statement made me curious too..lolol

Of course! What's the point of going bowling if you can't throw up? But, I've read, that ladies don't like the puke. I think it must be something with the smell or texture. Scientist call the mixture between bile and partially digested food the anti-pheromone... Spanish fly it aint.

no, im sorry, i play bowls from time to time, and never has it involved puking....so wtf are you talking about u loon?

Well, ever hear the saying "don't knock it until you've tried it?" Go on, bro. Bowl with one hand, shove the other hand down your throat. Trust me, it'll be a night to remember!

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: amcdonald

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Do you normally vomit when you go bowling?

i must admit this statement made me curious too..lolol

Of course! What's the point of going bowling if you can't throw up? But, I've read, that ladies don't like the puke. I think it must be something with the smell or texture. Scientist call the mixture between bile and partially digested food the anti-pheromone... Spanish fly it aint.

That's just cause you're doing it wrong.
Puke ON her, she'll probably ask you to whip it out right there in the bowling alley.
You can sit on that little air vent thingy too, that'd be interesting.
You should make a movie about this, and post it.
And I want real puke.. not movie puke.

You're right! Oh, you know what would be really romantic? Puking in her mouth! And then, when she pukes back, we could give each other a puke-to-puke kiss. I wouldn't film this, but if I did - man.. Slow motion puke-to-puke kissing, doves flying in the background. People slipping on our puke while bowling balls crash into pins in the background - hot!

 

[amcdonald]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: amcdonald

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Do you normally vomit when you go bowling?

i must admit this statement made me curious too..lolol

Of course! What's the point of going bowling if you can't throw up? But, I've read, that ladies don't like the puke. I think it must be something with the smell or texture. Scientist call the mixture between bile and partially digested food the anti-pheromone... Spanish fly it aint.

That's just cause you're doing it wrong.
Puke ON her, she'll probably ask you to whip it out right there in the bowling alley.
You can sit on that little air vent thingy too, that'd be interesting.
You should make a movie about this, and post it.
And I want real puke.. not movie puke.

You're right! Oh, you know what would be really romantic? Puking in her mouth! And then, when she pukes back, we could give each other a puke-to-puke kiss. I wouldn't film this, but if I did - man.. Slow motion puke-to-puke kissing, doves flying in the background. People slipping on our puke while bowling balls crash into pins in the background - hot!

I seriously almost freakin cried...
that was beautiful.

I want that movie posted by the end of the week.


edit: I also got a boner.

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: amcdonald

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Do you normally vomit when you go bowling?

i must admit this statement made me curious too..lolol

Of course! What's the point of going bowling if you can't throw up? But, I've read, that ladies don't like the puke. I think it must be something with the smell or texture. Scientist call the mixture between bile and partially digested food the anti-pheromone... Spanish fly it aint.

That's just cause you're doing it wrong.
Puke ON her, she'll probably ask you to whip it out right there in the bowling alley.
You can sit on that little air vent thingy too, that'd be interesting.
You should make a movie about this, and post it.
And I want real puke.. not movie puke.

You're right! Oh, you know what would be really romantic? Puking in her mouth! And then, when she pukes back, we could give each other a puke-to-puke kiss. I wouldn't film this, but if I did - man.. Slow motion puke-to-puke kissing, doves flying in the background. People slipping on our puke while bowling balls crash into pins in the background - hot!

acid burns

 

[Megadeth]

Originally posted by: erub
easy man its only a third date...save the real romantic stuff for 6 months

6 months!???
3 dates should be plenty to make a move.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: amcdonald

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: amcdonald

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: knyghtbyte

Originally posted by: jumpr

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Do you normally vomit when you go bowling?

i must admit this statement made me curious too..lolol

Of course! What's the point of going bowling if you can't throw up? But, I've read, that ladies don't like the puke. I think it must be something with the smell or texture. Scientist call the mixture between bile and partially digested food the anti-pheromone... Spanish fly it aint.

That's just cause you're doing it wrong.
Puke ON her, she'll probably ask you to whip it out right there in the bowling alley.
You can sit on that little air vent thingy too, that'd be interesting.
You should make a movie about this, and post it.
And I want real puke.. not movie puke.

You're right! Oh, you know what would be really romantic? Puking in her mouth! And then, when she pukes back, we could give each other a puke-to-puke kiss. I wouldn't film this, but if I did - man.. Slow motion puke-to-puke kissing, doves flying in the background. People slipping on our puke while bowling balls crash into pins in the background - hot!

I seriously almost freakin cried...
that was beautiful.

I want that movie posted by the end of the week.


edit: I also got a boner.

OK! I'll grab my camera, buckets of homeless people created vomit, and a giant rubber dil... nevermind..

 

[Yossarian]

I really hope your humor in real life is nothing like what you have shown in this sad thread.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

its all about the situation and environment, some are just more conducive to a romantic moment

 

[Krk3561]

http://www.fastseduction.com

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: amcdonald

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: conjur
She coming to your place? Light some candles. Answer the door in a silk robe.



But leave the wizard hat in your closet.

Haha, stop being silly. We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Bowling???
Romantic???
My brain just exploded.

Maybe you could discuss religion and politics while you're at it..
Maybe watch a WWII documentary.. that always gets em going.

Well, it'll give her a chance to get her hands all over his balls, that's for sure

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Obligatory: Because you touch yourself at night...

Fixed

 

[astralusion]

just pick her up tell her she looks really nice, etc, etc...as someone before me said, don't use a line, just talke, if you've had 2 dates before this she probably already gets the impression that you might be into her...just have a good time, don't push things if it's just the third date, crack some jokes...hopefully not the vomit ones, and just enjoy yourself

and bowling is sexy fun...honestly

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: astralusion
just pick her up tell her she looks really nice, etc, etc...as someone before me said, don't use a line, just talke, if you've had 2 dates before this she probably already gets the impression that you might be into her...just have a good time, don't push things if it's just the third date, crack some jokes...hopefully not the vomit ones, and just enjoy yourself

and bowling is sexy fun...honestly

OK, i'll wait a few weeks before I do the vomit bowling routine! good advice given here, my ATOT friends (and enemies!). Eventually I'll lead up to THAT romantic date that involves walks in the park and such. It's too humid out, a sweaty indian dude aint very romantic

 

[lightweight]

Attraction isn't a choice. You can't force attraction on her through a dinner or a romantic idea. If you've already been out with her a few times, shes either attracted to you and interested in further, or is going out with you as a friend. If someone does not feel attraction for you, trying your best to "make" her attracted will only repel her.

Take her out and have a good time is what I say and don't turn on the charm too much rico suave. Be yourself, make her laugh and above all have a good time yourself. Don't worry so much about how good of a time she is having, so much as what kind of time you are having.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: ruffilb

Originally posted by: amcdonald

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212

Originally posted by: conjur
She coming to your place? Light some candles. Answer the door in a silk robe.



But leave the wizard hat in your closet.

Haha, stop being silly. We're going to see the movie "Yes" and have dinner, then go bowling. or, bowling before dinner since throwing up aint THAT romantic. I mean, I can see how it is in some cultures but I'm personally not into vomit.

Bowling???
Romantic???
My brain just exploded.

Maybe you could discuss religion and politics while you're at it..
Maybe watch a WWII documentary.. that always gets em going.

Well, it'll give her a chance to get her hands all over his balls, that's for sure

Nah, more like it's the closest he'll get to fingering something!