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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Yeah...strippers...nothing like dating them. They take their clothes off and grind horney men for money, many have drug problems, many were sexually abused. Sounds like a dream girl to me!
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Some are also very normal women that are intelligent enough to do the math and figure out that they can make simply INSANE amounts of money for relatively little work. Not everyone has such uptight puritanized hang-ups about their body. Personally I don't understand why more women don't go do it when they are young enought to make the big bucks.
 
I would also take her out for coffee or something. Dinner isn't bad, but a Saturday night dinner date can be a lot of pressure. So just play it casual. And though I know you want some, and if it goes well you could lean in for a little kiss, it might be wise not to try and "Girl Next Door" it. (i.e. thinking you will get laid no problem cause she's in the sex business) ... She probably has guys who want just that plenty. So confidence, be a little different, going for what you want while not overdoing it sounds good.

And we want an update Sat night, or Sunday morning 😉
 
Originally posted by: SMOGZINN
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Yeah...strippers...nothing like dating them. They take their clothes off and grind horney men for money, many have drug problems, many were sexually abused. Sounds like a dream girl to me!
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Some are also very normal women that are intelligent enough to do the math and figure out that they can make simply INSANE amounts of money for relatively little work. Not everyone has such uptight puritanized hang-ups about their body. Personally I don't understand why more women don't go do it when they are young enought to make the big bucks.
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You've got a really good point 😉.
 
Just hang out...go for a walk downtown in a city nearby or something, buy her icecream/flowers/whatever (something small but fun) and just chat it up. Let things go and see where it leads.
 
me:"What's white or black and red all over but spins around on one spot?"

her:"ummm.... I give up."

me:"A baby with it's foot nailed to the floor." I make a circular motion with my hand spinning around in the air like a baby would do with it's foot nailed to the floor.
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The fact that you told that joke...or even remembered it...and that you have a picture of a naked guy in your wallet (it's even more disturbing that you know the dude) should have sent all kinds of warning bells off in her mind.

This chick is nuts.
 
Originally posted by: SMOGZINN
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Yeah...strippers...nothing like dating them. They take their clothes off and grind horney men for money, many have drug problems, many were sexually abused. Sounds like a dream girl to me!
Click to expand...

Some are also very normal women that are intelligent enough to do the math and figure out that they can make simply INSANE amounts of money for relatively little work. Not everyone has such uptight puritanized hang-ups about their body. Personally I don't understand why more women don't go do it when they are young enought to make the big bucks.
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My wife is a police office officer, and has dealt with every type of strip club you can imagine. My description is very accurate.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: SMOGZINN
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Yeah...strippers...nothing like dating them. They take their clothes off and grind horney men for money, many have drug problems, many were sexually abused. Sounds like a dream girl to me!
Click to expand...

Some are also very normal women that are intelligent enough to do the math and figure out that they can make simply INSANE amounts of money for relatively little work. Not everyone has such uptight puritanized hang-ups about their body. Personally I don't understand why more women don't go do it when they are young enought to make the big bucks.
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My wife is a police office officer, and has dealt with every type of strip club you can imagine. My description is very accurate.
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JEALOUS😛
 
Bowling is the best idea.. especially when it's really late bowling and they turn on the lights and start playing the party music. You get girls to start dancing and it's a dandy to do as well. Even maybe be a little romantic and dance with her on the lane!

BTW: Good luck. Keep us updated!
 
Originally posted by: NorthRiver
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: SMOGZINN
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Yeah...strippers...nothing like dating them. They take their clothes off and grind horney men for money, many have drug problems, many were sexually abused. Sounds like a dream girl to me!
Click to expand...

Some are also very normal women that are intelligent enough to do the math and figure out that they can make simply INSANE amounts of money for relatively little work. Not everyone has such uptight puritanized hang-ups about their body. Personally I don't understand why more women don't go do it when they are young enought to make the big bucks.
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My wife is a police office officer, and has dealt with every type of strip club you can imagine. My description is very accurate.
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JEALOUS😛
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Probably, I was totally doing a cop's wife for a while, brought her to my new year's party at work even 😉

Fritsoid, if your wife has to tell you about strip clubs, she is keeping them from you.

My experience is you have your hoes and you have your college women working the job that pays the most in the shortest time for a school girl.

A lot in this thread is utter garbage though. A stripper is not a prostitute....many will not do more than things involving you not touching them.
 
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: NorthRiver
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: SMOGZINN
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Yeah...strippers...nothing like dating them. They take their clothes off and grind horney men for money, many have drug problems, many were sexually abused. Sounds like a dream girl to me!
Click to expand...

Some are also very normal women that are intelligent enough to do the math and figure out that they can make simply INSANE amounts of money for relatively little work. Not everyone has such uptight puritanized hang-ups about their body. Personally I don't understand why more women don't go do it when they are young enought to make the big bucks.
Click to expand...


My wife is a police office officer, and has dealt with every type of strip club you can imagine. My description is very accurate.
Click to expand...



JEALOUS😛
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Probably, I was totally doing a cop's wife for a while, brought her to my new year's party at work even 😉

Fritsoid, if your wife has to tell you about strip clubs, she is keeping them from you.

My experience is you have your hoes and you have your college women working the job that pays the most in the shortest time for a school girl.

A lot in this thread is utter garbage though. A stripper is not a prostitute....many will not do more than things involving you not touching them.
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Nice! My cousin was doing a cops wife that worked as a bartender in a strip club:laugh:

He was follwing my cousin around in his cruiser at night, keeping tabs on him. He never could prove it though...hahahaha
 
awww...thats so moving! makes mewant to go out andmeet someone like this...wait i'm a dork like you 😛

btw PICS.
 
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