YAGT: HAHAH, I can't believe it

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: jumpr
Haha, nice. But her history as a dancer at a strip club makes me a little wary.

Oh, and :camera:s.

Who cares! P00000N!

 

[EvilYoda]

I'm just wondering how this story will finish...is it a sonz...is it a syringer...is it a Tomato...

I hope it turns out to be a Tomato for your sake (her real stories, rather).

 

[dbk]

Thank god for the cliff notes. And yeah, give her a call.

 

[gooseman]

Originally posted by: minendo
Dorky guy won't have the balls to call Salad tosser.

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LOL

 

[imported_ArtVandalay]

Originally posted by: minendo
Dorky guy won't have the balls to call Salad tosser.

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:laugh:

 

[quakefiend420]

hit it furiously...repeat

just don't expect any kind of relationship...she is a stripper, after all

 

[neutralizer]

sounds awesome. i guess that doesn't happen very often. 🙂

 

[AkumaX]

question: do you weigh 450lbs?

 

[rmrf]

require update in ~4 hours.

 

[BillyBobJoel71]

Originally posted by: AkumaX
question: do you weigh 450lbs?

answer: he doesn't know because he broke the scale before it could output the number.

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: HumblePie
who says I'm chicken? I'm a dork, not yellow.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the racial connotations are great.

Congrats on a job well done (so far) just make sure the follow through isz good.

 

[vshah]

isn't that a bit young...?

 

[Yossarian]

this is the script to a freedomsbeat movie isn't it

 

[FoBoT]

where did you copy that from?

i read 1/3 of it so far

 

[rmrf]

Originally posted by: vshah
isn't that a bit young...?

it's legal...

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: HumblePie
who says I'm chicken? I'm a dork, not yellow.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the racial connotations are great.

Congrats on a job well done (so far) just make sure the follow through isz good.

heh...methinks he meant yellow as in yellow-bellied. scared.

<---Yellow...in the colored sense.

 

[bootymac]

Dude, that was an awesome read!

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: shot
Camera phone but no pics....hmmmm...

yeah, another sign of bogusocity

 

[NorthRiver]

Score dude!! You had better call her or motion to BAN!

 

[Rent]

Strippers just want one thing, and if you don't know what that is, you're f'n retarded.

 

[LordMorpheus]

there is some rule about not dating strippers . . .

 

[z0mb13]

double bag it and hit it!

 

[Sheepathon]

😀
Your story made me smile. Almost as much as March of the Penguins.

 

[EyeMNathan]

Pics or Shens!

 

[blahblah99]

7) Dorky guy calls stripper girl for a date...
8) Stripper girl agrees and the two heads to a five star restaurants.
9) In middle of dinner stripper girl excuses herself to the restaurant so she can talk on the phone, while dorky guy waits at the table wondering...
10) After paying for dinner and going back home, dorky guy wants some nookie at his house but stripper girl doesn't allow him.. says she has to get up early tommorow.
11) Dorky guy being the nice guy he is, drops her off and heads home without getting any...
12) 10 minutes later stripper girl calls me and asks if I want to come over. Profit!