Jesus H people (pronounced 'hey-soos') Calm down on the elaborate stuff. If you're married, even then it's a stretch. My parents cranked out over 20 years, and I think all they did was go out for dinner. Still do, in fact. But if you want the ultimate gift, I recommend the donkey punch. But seriously, make her a card, go pick her some flowers (it's spring, those things are blooming), If you want to be real slick, leave clues lying around as to where you are (preferably not in the same building) and have them lead to where you wait with some cheap booze (sorry, silliness got the best of me. umm i mean, champagne. wait, how old are you?) and have a candlelit dinner. Still haven't gotten to use this one myself, but I figure some girl would eat that up