YAGT: Ex-girlfriend is all pissy

[Eeezee]

I threw a box toward the door and it landed next to her cello after barely brushing the top of it. The cello was on its back, and she claims that the box could have knocked it over? Seriously, this cello is on its back and facing the door. I told her that I would buy a cello and throw a box at it 1000 times just to see if she's right, but she got all upset and left! I'm 100% certain that a flimsy cardboard box would not knock over a cello that is already laying on the floor. I tried to explain to her that a box would never have enough torque to push a cello on its side unless you were intentionally aiming to accomplish this, and even then it would be a very difficult task.

I apologized for throwing the box at the door (I was about to take out outside to the trash and wanted it by the door for convenience; the box is now gone). Can anyone tell me what is going on?

This is an Ex-girlfriend BTW, so there is no poon involved and is strictly an issue of "WTF just happened?"

 

[Specop 007]

You live with your ex??

 

[Aimster]

she wants to fight with you so you can have makeup sex

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: Aimster
she wants to fight with you so you can have makeup sex

Just remember - pics or b7!

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: Aimster
she wants to fight with you so you can have makeup sex

Mmmm. Makeup sex.

 

[quakefiend420]

i get pissed if anyone gets anywhere near damaging one of my insturments, so i can understand where she's coming from

 

[hjo3]

This sounds like one of the stupidest arguments ever.

 

[Czar]

you seem all pissy as well, creating an argument over nothing

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: Czar
you seem all pissy as well, creating an argument over nothing

Winner!!!:thumbsup:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Mmm, I love the cello. Can I have her phone number? I'd like to ask her out.

 

[mrrman]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
You live with your ex??

now theres a mistake right there

 

[moshquerade]

you were wrong. apologize and move on.

 

[rsd]

You sound like a tool

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
i get pissed if anyone gets anywhere near damaging one of my insturments, so i can understand where she's coming from

I doubt you'll ever see any woman near your instrument so you're safe.

 

[imported_LoKe]

At least now we know why she's your ex. Asshat.

 

[JLGatsby]

OP, why don't you just say you were sorry and quit your juvenile bickering?

 

[Steve]

Is this another parody?

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: Eeezee
I threw a box toward the door and it landed next to her cello after barely brushing the top of it. The cello was on its back, and she claims that the box could have knocked it over? Seriously, this cello is on its back and facing the door. I told her that I would buy a cello and throw a box at it 1000 times just to see if she's right, but she got all upset and left! I'm 100% certain that a flimsy cardboard box would not knock over a cello that is already laying on the floor. I tried to explain to her that a box would never have enough torque to push a cello on its side unless you were intentionally aiming to accomplish this, and even then it would be a very difficult task.

I apologized for throwing the box at the door (I was about to take out outside to the trash and wanted it by the door for convenience; the box is now gone). Can anyone tell me what is going on?

This is an Ex-girlfriend BTW, so there is no poon involved and is strictly an issue of "WTF just happened?"

Why were you throwing the box at her cello?

Why were you arguing about throwing something at her cello?

Why are you speinding time with your ex?